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CWJKI FAQ

General Disclaimer: The Cooking With Jack Wiki is a satirical resource documenting the life and antics of YouTube "celebrity" Jack Scalfani and various characters that appear in his shows, using publicly available sources including social media posts shared by Jack, his family, friends and contacts. It should be viewed as entertainment only and not taken seriously.

Who is Jack Scalfani?
	Jack Russell Scalfani is an online lolcow, food-oriented content creator and former sauce enterpreneur. Initially thriving due to being an early adopter to YouTube, he has not been able to keep up with competition on the platform, spiralling both content-wise, and physically with a myriad of health issues including five strokes.

Strokewatch

Time since Jack's last stroke:

1,194 days (Stroke #5)

Refer to chronology in the Strokes article for more information.

Help wanted!

These pages are critical and we'd appreciate any help in filling them out:

All the biographies (like Jack and Junior)
The "Jack and..." pages
More info describing each of the Scalfani homes

View wanted pages here!

Helpful resources

Down With Jack Scalfani - An old blog reviewing individual Jack videos.
FatFatGo - A search tool for keywords in Jack videos.
Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man - A weekly podcast covering Jack's antics. Unsuccessfully copyright striked 15 times by Jack.
Jack Vlogs - High quality Jack edits.
Jack Scalfani thread on Kiwi Farms - A 3700+ page forum thread discussing Jack's antics.

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-<br><div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">This wiki documents all of the lore in the [[The Scalfani Cinematic Universe|Scalfani Cinematic Universe]],<br> and the star of the ''[[Cooking with Jack (Youtube series)|Cooking with Jack Show]],'' [[Jack Russell Scalfani|Jack Scalfani]]!</div></br>
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-<br><div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,<br> that may seem similar to anyone in real life, <br>are purely coincidental, or otherwise satirical/parodic."''</div>
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-* [https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/pink-chicken-the-lazy-man/id1493784471 The Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man Podcast!]
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-* [https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/ Down with Jack Scalfani Blog]
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