Jack and politics

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Jack's political beliefs are similar to his approach to most things; in that he believes himself to an unrecognized expert on the subject, when in reality his political beliefs are just a a hodge-podge of conspiracy theories, nonsense his smug libertarian brother Charles tells him, and whatever random thing he happened to see on TikTok that day.

According to available information, despite having whined about politics for much his life, Jack has only ever voted since the 2020 election.

News sources

According to Jack on 31 January 2024, his news sources of choice is the "unbiased" 1440 Newsletter, the Chinese Falun Gong-owned Epoch Times, and Newsmax. A lot of it also just comes from TikTok.

Domestic policy

Bill Gates and fake meat

Jack believes Bill Gates to be a very negative force in the world, particularly in regards to the production of fake meat. Jack is very skeptical about this new form of meat, and believes it to be a conspiracy. Jack does not make it clear what Bill Gates is doing to fake meat to make it so untrustworthy, but is absolutely certain that there is something to be worried about.

Public execution

On an F as in Frank video, Jack not only supported state execution, but believes that the state should monetize live streams of said executions, claiming that it could be used as a source of revenue to pay off the American government's national debt. It is interesting that Jack wants to see other people die on the internet, but believes those that do the same to him "come from a dark place."

WOKE

Jack often characterizes his political opponents as "woke" (or "wolk"), a term he also uses to describe almost anything made by Disney. Jack believes that Disney's movies are poisoning the minds of Americas youth, and cites Disney as one of the core challenges facing America in the 21^st century. Despite this, he will go to Disney Land with his family.

Foreign policy

War

Jack believes that America is not fighting enough wars. He believes that advocates of peace talks and diplomatic solutions be weak - unwilling to make sacrifices necessary to protect the country. It should be noted that Jack himself is completely unwilling and unable to make those sacrifices himself.

Political endorsements

Jack ultimately endorsed Donald Trump in the 2016, 2020 and 2024 presidential elections. However, he briefly ditched Trump to jump on the Ron DeSantis anti-woke train in May 2024. This caused Jack to receive backlash from his Facebook friends, including Paul.

Political violence

Step-granny spills the beans. Once again.

Jack has not shied away from endorsing and threatening to commit violence against his percieved political enemies. Jack has previously posted about wanting to run over and shoot "rioters" during the June 2025 Los Angeles protests.

On 9 July 2024, 103 Thomas Court got a visit from the United States Secret Service over Jack allegedly writing about "killing" President Joe Biden. The four agents approached the house to find an embarrassed wheelchair-bound Jack. The event was first leaked by Carolyn, which Jack initially denied happened. In May 2025, Jack ultimately admitted to the visit, but stated that the offending post was "something bad about Biden" rather than a threat, that the agents hit it off with Jack and later subscribed to the Cooking with Jack Show, and that a supposed person that first reported Jack was later tracked down and punished.