User:HordGrylls

"Welcome... to Jurassic Park."

I am Hord Grylls. Much like Jack, I hord grylls.

I have been following Jack's bullshittery since 2017 and am too deep inside the Scalfaniverse lore to quit. I'm an admin and chief editor of the CWJki. I am not the wiki's owner, but you can contact me if you have an issue with the wiki. I'm on Aunt Myrna's Parlour and have a YouTube channel where I post fun Jack edits. I do not have an account elsewhere.

(Also, I did not make that comment on Brianna's tumor GoFundMe. Someone wrote that in my name. I've tried to have it removed. Scalfanis are asshats but I wouldn't post that shit directly to them, nor give them money.)