Jack Scalfani II

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	No, Junior is not the son Jack choked. That's Garrett.

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Jack Scalfani II
Born	(2000-02-11) February 11, 2000
Residence	103 Thomas Court, Greenbrier TN
Aliases	Junior Jack Jr. Jack Sauce 1 Dat Boi Cali CALI cv3enforcer _r_tx3_ Nerdy Athletes Gucci Goombah
Spouse	Brianna Scalfani
Children	Atreus Jaison Scalfani
Parents	Tammy Scalfani Jack Scalfani
Siblings	Garrett Scalfani

Jack Russell Scalfani II (born 11 February 2000), better known as Jack Jr. or simply Junior, is the second son of Jack and the only son of Tammy.

Early life

Jack Senior did not want Junior's name to be Jack; however Tammy did and Senior caved in because he "only helped [making the baby] for a few seconds" (Premature ejaculation?).

Personal life

Around 2021, Junior and Brianna moved from the main Scalfani home at 157 Trail Ridge Drive to an apartment. There, they adopted a pair of labrador dogs named Chief and Luna; keeping pets was against the apartment's policies, forcing them to quickly give the dogs away, which they first attempted via Craigslist (again, violating its policies). They moved back to the Scalhousehold a year later. Since June 2023, Junior lives at "his own house" of 103 Thomas Court alongside Brianna and their two dogs, Zoey and Jenny.

Work

Junior in his "landscaper" outfit.

Unlike his father, Junior has held a plethora of jobs. He appears to struggle keeping his jobs for any significant amount of time.

• Junior first worked at a Publix according to a July 2017 Cooking with Jack video.
• On 11 January 2019, a Kiwi Farms user posted a video of what looks like Junior working at a Panda Express. This remains unverified, however.
• On 25 February 2019, Jack made a Facebook post stating that Junior worked at a nearby Moe's.
• By late 2019, Junior was working at an unnamed "moving company".
• Junior then received an assistant manager position at a Chipotle, which he held through most of 2020.
• On 28 October 2020, Jack made a Facebook post congratulating Junior for receiving a position at the local HVAC business Lee Company. Quick research showed that Junior's grandfather Donn was also employed at Lee Company, meaning Junior was likely hired through nepotism. By May 2021, Jack stated that Junior had "lost" the job.
• After fumbling the Lee gig, Junior worked as a "convenience store manager" (supposedly a 7-11) for some time.
• From at least 2023 to late 2024, Junior worked as a forklift operator for a non-profit named Soles4Souls that donates shoes. On 24 June 2024, Junior took to Instagram to complain about an alleged robbery at the company's warehouse.
• In January 2025, Junior posted Instagram stories of him removing snow, supposedly now working as a landscaper according to Jack. In March 2025, Junior posted several Instagram stories of him digging a hole for at least 11 hours.
• By July 2025, Junior had begun working as an unarmed security guard. He first received his license on 20 June.
• On 15 November 2025, Junior posted that he now worked at one of the Camel Express car washes in Tennessee.

Child

On 16 February 2025, Junior announced on Instagram that Brianna was pregnant with their first child, having previously struggled with infertility. According to the post, the pregnancy was approaching its second trimester, meaning that the deed was likely done around October or November. On 1 March, Junior and Brianna held a gender reveal party, stating that the baby was male. On 8 August, Atreus was born.

Online career

Like his father, Junior has attempted to become an e-celebrity for several years. However, he is much more thin-skinned and unmotivated, mostly quitting on gigs shortly upon their creation.

Kids Can Cook, Too!

When Junior was a little kid, he had his own series on his dad's channel titled Kids Can Cook, Too!. Junior's recipes included things like manicotti, potstickers, and banana pudding. In the videos, it was clear that Junior was a much better cook than his dad.

cv3enforcer

Throughout his teenage days, Junior uploaded largely insignificant gameplay videos on a YouTube account titled cv3enforcer. The channel received its last upload in March 2020.

Dat Boi Cali

TBD

Discography

Title	Release date	Notes
Pure Pres(sure?)	N/A	As Jack Sauce 1; unreleased, previewed on 16 July 2017
No Control	28 February 2018
Tell The Devil Not Today	2 March 2018	Only uploaded on the Cooking with Jack channel
I'm Sleep	20 March 2018
Our God	29 March 2018
On My Side (feat. Kendall)	13 April 2018
Untitled Project 2	6 Jun 2019	Song made for local Green Giants football team
I WILL (feat. Lauren Daigle)	19 November 2020
On My Feet	19 November 2020
On Top	19 November 2020
VIBE	19 November 2020
Zeus	10 February 2021
714-615	12 March 2021
Why I Do It	23 April 2021
Cancel Me	26 August 2021	Since deleted. Mirror.

_r_tx3_

At one point, Junior showed ambition to become a youth pastor, creating an Instagram alt account titled _r_tx3_ to share Christian motivational preaching. The account was quickly abandoned.

Nerdy Athletes

In December 2022, Junior and his two friends Derek and Shawn announced a collab YouTube channel titled Nerdy Athletes. The first video was uploaded on 27 December. The channel consisted of Call of Duty discussion, NFL predictions and other IRL bullshit.

Derek appeared to have left the project almost immediately. The channel's last upload, an incomplete playthrough of Star Wars Jedi: Survivor by Junior, was made on 4 June 2023, and the channel fizzled out afterwards.

Gucci Goombah

In early 2024, Junior took on a streamer persona called Gucci Goombah, grotesque Goomba avatar included. He first streamed on Twitch on 5 February 2024, 6PM CT. Following a rage-quit on March 23, the channel has not seen activity since. All of the channel's VODs have been since archived. He has continued to use the "GucciGoombah" handle on his social media, including Medal, a site where he uploads miscellaneous gaming clips.