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* [https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/pink-chicken-the-lazy-man/id1493784471 ''Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man'' podcast.]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/c/PCandTLM ''Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man'' YouTube channel.]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/user/michaelM142 ''Jack Vlogs'' - High quality Jack edits.]
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* [https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour ''Down with Jack Scalfani'' - An old, oddly vengeful 2016 blog about Jack.]
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** [[Cooking with Jack (Youtube series)|''Cooking with Jack Show'']]
** ''[[Jack on the Go]]''
 
* Scalfanis:
** [[Jack Scalfani]]
** [[Tammy Scalfani]]
** [[Jack Scalfani II|Jack Scalfani Jr.]]
 
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** [[Garrett Scalfani]]
** [[Brianna Scalfani]]
** [[Paul Dillon]]
** [[Myrna]]
 
* Happenings:
** [[2014 Sizzle Showdown|2014 Macy's Sizzle Showdown]]
** [[West Texas Investors Club|''West Texas Investors Club'' episode]]
** [[Sunday Evening Coffee|''Sunday Evening Coffee'' podcast]]
 
* Companies/Products:
** [[GiveMe Entertainment]]
** [[The Best Sauces|''The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste'']]
 
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** ''[[TechTime]]''
** ''[[EYE TO EYE]]''
** ''[[F as in Frank]]''
** ''[[LettersFromJack]]''
** ''[[Jack Scalfani (Vlog Channel)|Jack Scalfani]]''
 
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** [[Jack's wardrobe]]
** "Jack and..." series
 
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General Disclaimer: The Cooking With Jack Wiki is a satirical resource documenting the life and antics of YouTube "celebrity" Jack Scalfani and various characters that appear in his shows, using publicly available sources including social media posts shared by Jack, his family, friends and contacts. It should be viewed as entertainment only and not taken seriously.

Who is Jack Scalfani?
Jack Russell Scalfani is an online lolcow, food-oriented content creator and former sauce enterpreneur. Initially thriving due to being an early adopter to YouTube, he has not been able to keep up with competition on the platform, spiralling both content-wise, and physically with a myriad of health issues including five strokes.
Strokewatch
Time since Jack's last stroke:
1,280 days (Stroke #5)

Refer to chronology in the Strokes article for more information.

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