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<br><div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">This wiki documents all of the lore in the [[The Scalfani Cinematic Universe|Scalfani Cinematic Universe]],<br> and the star of the ''[[Cooking with Jack (Youtube series)|Cooking with Jack Show]],'' [[Jack Scalfani]]!</div></br>
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<br><div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,<br> that may seem similar to anyone in real life, <br>are purely coincidental, or otherwise satirical/parodic."''</div>
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We apologise for the inconvenience but Mommywife is in the process of building the website 
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In the meantime, check out these <strong>REALLY GUD</strong> links:
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* [https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/pink-chicken-the-lazy-man/id1493784471 The Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man Podcast!]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/c/PCandTLM Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man YouTube Livestreams]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/user/michaelM142 Jack Vlogs]
* [https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/ Why Jack is an awful human being]
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''(As of 12/25/22)'' These articles need to be developed and are first in priority (they don't need to be flushed out for the time being but give 'em some love):
* Series:
** [[Cooking with Jack (Youtube series) | Cooking with Jack]]
** [[Jack on the Go]]
* Scalfani Essentials:
** [[Jack Scalfani]]
** [[Tammy Scalfani]]
** [[Jack Scalfani II | Jack Jr.]]
 
'''Articles next in line:'''
* Scalfani-Others:
** [[Garrett Scalfani]]
** [[Brianna Scalfani]]
* Companies/Products:
** [[GiveMe Foods]]
** [[GiveMe Entertainment]]
** [[The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste]]
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** [[TechTime]]
** [[Eye2Eye]]
** [[F as in Frank]]
** [[LettersFromJack]]
** [[Jack Scalfani (Vlog Channel)]]
 
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Latest revision as of 22:10, 29 June 2026

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General Disclaimer: The Cooking With Jack Wiki is a satirical resource documenting the life and antics of YouTube "celebrity" Jack Scalfani and various characters that appear in his shows, using publicly available sources including social media posts shared by Jack, his family, friends and contacts. It should be viewed as entertainment only and not taken seriously.

Who is Jack Scalfani?
Jack Russell Scalfani is an online lolcow, food-oriented content creator and former sauce enterpreneur. Initially thriving due to being an early adopter to YouTube, he has not been able to keep up with competition on the platform, spiralling both content-wise, and physically with a myriad of health issues including five strokes.
Strokewatch
Time since Jack's last stroke:
1,278 days (Stroke #5)

Refer to chronology in the Strokes article for more information.

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