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CWJKI FAQ

General Disclaimer: The Cooking With Jack Wiki is a satirical resource documenting the life and antics of YouTube "celebrity" Jack Scalfani and various characters that appear in his shows, using publicly available sources including social media posts shared by Jack, his family, friends and contacts. It should be viewed as entertainment only and not taken seriously.

Who is Jack Scalfani?
	Jack Russell Scalfani is an online lolcow, food-oriented content creator and former sauce enterpreneur. Initially thriving due to being an early adopter to YouTube, he has not been able to keep up with competition on the platform, spiralling both content-wise, and physically with a myriad of health issues including five strokes.

Strokewatch

Time since Jack's last stroke:

1,225 days (Stroke #5)

Refer to chronology in the Strokes article for more information.

Help wanted!

These pages are critical and we'd appreciate any help in filling them out:

All the biographies (like Jack and Junior)
The "Jack and..." pages
More info describing each of the Scalfani homes

View wanted pages here!

Helpful resources

Down With Jack Scalfani - An old blog reviewing individual Jack videos.
FatFatGo - A search tool for keywords in Jack videos.
Hord Grylls' MEGA folder - Archived Scalfani rarities.
Jack Scalfani thread on Kiwi Farms - A 3700+ page forum thread discussing Jack's antics.
Jack Vlogs - High quality Jack edits.
Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man - A weekly podcast covering Jack's antics. Unsuccessfully copyright striked 15 times by Jack.

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-<br><div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The encyclopedia of choice for the washed-up star of the<br>[[Cooking with Jack (Youtube series)|''Cooking with Jack Show'']], [[Jack Scalfani]], and the surrounding Scalfani Cinematic Universe.</div></br>
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