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<div style="font-size:200%">{{Counter|2023-01-27 13:00:00}} (Stroke #5)</div>
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* [https://www.youtube.com/c/PCandTLM ''Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man'' livestreams and podcast. Unsuccessfully copyright striked 20+ times by Jack.]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@BobbyBugadi ''Jack Vlogs'' - High quality Jack edits.]
* [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468 Jack Scalfani thread on Kiwi Farms - A <strong>3000+</strong> page forum thread discussing Jack's antics.]
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Welcome to the CWJki!

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General Disclaimer: The Cooking With Jack Wiki is a satirical resource documenting the life and antics of YouTube "celebrity" Jack Scalfani and various characters that appear in his shows, using publicly available sources including social media posts shared by Jack, his family, friends and contacts. It should be viewed as entertainment only and not taken seriously.
Who is Jack Scalfani?
Jack Russell Scalfani is an online lolcow, food-oriented content creator and former sauce enterpreneur. Initially thriving due to being an early adopter to YouTube, he has not been able to keep up with competition on the platform, spiralling both content-wise, and physically with a myriad of health issues including five strokes.
Strokewatch
Time since Jack's last stroke:
1,175 days (Stroke #5)

Refer to chronology in the Strokes article for more information.

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