Jackisms

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“	CHURRRREEETZO!	”
Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of "chorizo".

Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.

Like many eccentric people, Jack has developed a rather colorful vocabulary throughout the years, whether caused by stroke-induced cognitive decline or relying on a speech-to-text transcriber, dubbed Jackisms by the detractor community. Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that Jack tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.

The following is an ever-expanding dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.

Jackisms

A dark place

(Noun) Jack doing moral grandstanding by accussing all his critics of being evil and mentally ill. Because it's okay when he nearly kills his son.

When you're a nasty person, you're in a dark place. I'm not!

I literally come up with an idea to help people, and you have an issue with it. You must live in a dark place. You must have a horrible life.

You guys must have a miserable life to be talking to me like that. You must come from a dark place, I feel so sorry for you.

A lot of you

(Phrase) Jack pretending that he has an audience that frequently sends him feedback and questions.

And I just want to explain something because a lot of you have been asking me...

A lot of you have been writing me. You always write me what's the best smoker to get.

But, yes, a lot of you have been writing me privately asking where to watch the ceremony if you're not here in Tennessee.

So, big announcement. We just put more merchandise out. A lot of you asked. It's the only reason why I brought it back. A lot of you asked for Boys' Club merchandise.

Big Kahuna

(Noun) Jack's seemingly hand-crafted nickname for the State of Israel after he turned against it. Normally it is a Hawaiian slang for an expert or "top dog" in something.

They're all going to lie. They've all lied. They're all hidden. They've all protected the Big Kahuna. Remember what the Big Kahuna is, right?

You know, Nick Fuentes is also like Tucker, and not a fan of the Big Kahuna.

So, when I'm talking about the Big Kahuna, they now have their claws into YouTube.

The Boys' Club

(Noun) A nickname Jack gave to where he sends people banned from his social media.

The mods will put you in the Boys' Club if they feel it's appropriate.

You know, Hoosiers, it was nice knowing you, but you have been... basically... graduated to the Boys' Club. Congratulations!

So, once again, the moderators are good. They give good warnings. They give second chances. They don't put you in the Boys' club right away, but, you know...

Check the flame

(Phrase) Jack having to remind himself to check if a flame has formed on his gas stove. Evidently, a gas leak was on the verge of happening in the Scalfani household at one point.

Get it to like a medium-high. Check the flame... yep, flame's going.

Get it lit... yep, we've got a flame. Always check to see if you've got a flame.

Make sure the flame is lit. Always check your flame. I tell you guys, look, see? Kitchen's full of gas right now. Whoop, you see that!? Imagine if the whole room was full of gas. Always check your flame. Okay? Very good safety precaution.

Criticize me in private

(Phrase) Jack's plea whenever people call him out on obvious bullshit, as he can't handle public confrontation. He won't listen either way, no matter how you reach out to him.

I'll say it again, if you criticize me publicly on my posts, you mean to hurt me. If you privately message me to criticize me, then you care.

My rule on my social media is if you correct me publicly, you're trying to hurt me. [...] Because they're trying to embarrass you in front of your audience.

[From Rob Milanowski] ...[Jack] told me to keep it positive and not criticize in public.

Food, family and fun

(Phrase) A phrase Jack uses to explain his YouTube content. It was mostly used to wane people off discussing politics in his live chats. As Jack became more politically active, he has used the phrase mockingly.

Let's keep the chat family, food, fun. That's it.

Thank you for sticking with the food, family, fun. It's not hard, guys!

FOOD, FAMILY AND FUN HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE EVILS OF THE WORLD.

SCREW FOOD, FAMILY AND FUN TODAY. I NEED YOU GUYS TO WAKE UP.

Foodjacks

(Noun) Jack's self-imposed nickname for his nearly non-existent fanbase.

What's up, Foodjacks?!

Anyway, Foodjacks, best community ever.

Get the FRICK

(Phrase) Jack telling off someone using Christian-approved wording.

...By the way, George, if it's boring, get the FRICK off the broadcast? I don't know why you're here.

Eskimo! Eskimo! Eskimo! I am not relearning my whole language because I offended somebody. Get the FRICK over it.

The guy way

(Phrase) Jack doing things what he perceives as the "manly" way. This mostly involves him shoving his fist into things or making a massive fucking mess against all reason.

I could mix this up with a spoon... but I'm not going to. I'm gonna do it the guy way! We all know what the guy way is...

(I / You) can taste the X

(Phrase) When otherwise unable to describe a dish, whether due to fried taste buds or mental deficiency, Jack will often simply name ingredients he knows went in it.

I'm gonna tell you what I know right now. I can taste the pickle. I can taste the onions. I can taste the pork.

You can taste the onions, you can taste the garlic...

Give it a taste. You can taste the cumin. You can taste the chocolate. You can taste the coffee grounds...

Yeah, it's good. You can taste the brown sugar. You can taste the cinnamon. You can taste the molasses.

Hole in the wall

(Idiom) A modest or underrated place. Jack said this to an annoying degree throughout 2022.

...We need more places like this. This is a little hole in the wall, I didn't even know it was here.

Leaning keto

(Phrase) In midst of the KETO era, Jack thought he could "lean" into a diet by only following it sometimes. Note that you must strictly follow keto if you want to achieve ketosis, which is the whole point of the diet.

So like... I try to lean keto. I mean, I don't- if I'm trying a French fry, I try one French fry and I give away the rest. [...] I lean that way. I can't go full keto.

A lot of you freaked out when I said leaning keto. That just means I'm not 100%, but it means I lean towards it. Like people, like leaning Republicans.

Leaning keto meant at one point I was... I was trying to stay keto, but I wasn't a hundred percent. So leaning keto means I favor keto.

Nobody wants to work (anymore)

(Phrase) Used whenever Jack wants to whine about zoomers or being slightly inconvenienced with a service. Especially ironic since Jack has not held a proper job for more than two decades.

...Then they literally disconnect me. Not like I'm on hold, not like I'm in a waiting queue [...] It's like nobody works anymore!

...The current generation, they just don't show up to work. Tammy's work fired people hand-over-fist for them just not showing. Nobody wants to work!

Video coming to the Jack on the Go Show on YouTube

(Phrase) A plug often added on Jack's reviews of places on Google Maps.

...They have everything going on. I give them an A-. Video coming to the Jack on the go show on YouTube.

...The prices were surprisingly good. I give us place an A+. Video review coming to the Jack On The Go Show.

Wet

(Adverb) Jack's favorite term to describe cuts of meat, whether or not said meat is "wet" due to proper cooking methods. In his case, it usually means that the cut of meat, be it poultry, beef, or pork, is undercooked.

Now I was just gonna carve this, but this thing's so wet, I just wanna show you. Look at this. Can you see how wet my hands are? [...] Unbelievably wet. [...] This is the breast meat. It's super wet.

Look at that. crusty, crispy on the outside, wet and moist on the inside. Can you see how wet that is? Look at it. I just touch it and it just forms juice.

X GUY

(Noun) Jack's go-to term for professions, seemingly unable to remember what their actual names are. Often used during the building process of 2006 Highland Drive.

We just got final info from soil guy.

Update: Tree guy is trying to get us on schedule.

Update: Still waiting for survey guy to turn in our paperwork. Tree guy canceled and rescheduled for next Monday & Tuesday.

Strokanese

A collection of common Jack mispronunciations of otherwise regular words.

Strokanese	English
ALLUDA YOU	A lot of you
Alligurr	Alligator
Almers	Almonds
Belpers	Bell peppers
Borgl	Burger
Brusketta	Bruschetta
Buhrrhea	Birria
Celree	Celery
Chal	Charles
Chipotlee/Chipoltay	Chipotle
Choreetzo	Chorizo
Coeslaw	Coleslaw
Colcutts	Cold Cuts
Coomin	Cumin
Euro	Gyro
Fridgerator	Refrigerator
Gabagaul	Gabagool / Capocollo
Gooshin'	Gushing
Gowrlick	Garlic
Groyer	Gruyère
Guaheelo	Guajillo
Gud	Good
hashBROWNS	Hashbrowns
Hollapeno	Jalapeño
Jooz	Juice
Jussis Gud	Just as good
Ka-booka	Kombucha
Kachup	Ketchup
La-gweentus	Lagunitas (IPA beer brand)
Letterfrapps	Lettuce wraps
Lidurlly	Literally
Maynaze / Manaids	Mayonnaise
Malk / Melk	Milk
Mussard	Mustard
Mutzarell	Mozzarella
Opaic	Opaque
Penny	Penne
Pinni Colada	Piña colada
Polar Sausage	Polish sausage
Polpork	Pulled pork
Purie	Purée
Putin	Poutine
Regadda	Ricotta
Sawich / Samwish / Sawish	Sandwich
Shurger / Shugur	Sugar
Simonilla	Salmonella
Tammytillo	Tomatillo
Wagoo / Whitegoo	Wagyu
Wolk	Woke
Woofing	Wolfing