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==Career and online activity== | ==Career and online activity== | ||
Garrett has previously worked for rappers Andy Milonakis, Mac Miller, Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa. His production company G-Shock Productions has claimed to work on the 2012 film ''Mac & Devin Go to High School'' starring Dogg and Khalifa, however it is not named in the film's credits. | Garrett has previously worked for rappers Andy Milonakis, Mac Miller, Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa. His production company G-Shock Productions has claimed to work on the 2012 film ''Mac & Devin Go to High School'' starring Dogg and Khalifa, however it is not named in the film's credits.<ref>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1870425/companycredits/</reF> | ||
During the NFT craze, Garrett bought a green/purple Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT he called the Grateful Ape. He had a 3D model of the ape avatar he would use as an uncanny glitchy filter on his Instagram stories. It took until around August 2025 for Garrett to ditch the ape as his profile picture on social media, quite long after the NFT fad had died out.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1407892003269771465</ref> | During the NFT craze, Garrett bought a green/purple Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT he called the Grateful Ape. He had a 3D model of the ape avatar he would use as an uncanny glitchy filter on his Instagram stories. It took until around August 2025 for Garrett to ditch the ape as his profile picture on social media, quite long after the NFT fad had died out.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1407892003269771465</ref> | ||
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==Relationships== | ==Relationships== | ||
===With the Scalfanis=== | ===With the Scalfanis=== | ||
Garrett is still on phone call terms with Jack, however occassionally sneak-dissing him on his Instagram stories. In January 2023, Garrett was the first to leak Jack having his fifth stroke.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-14439680</ref> | Garrett is still on phone call terms with Jack, however occassionally sneak-dissing him on his Instagram stories. In January 2023, Garrett was the first to leak Jack having his [[fifth stroke]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-14439680</ref> | ||
===With ex-fiance=== | ===With ex-fiance=== | ||
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Garrett BRICS.png|Garrett is a supporter of the BRICS alliance. | Garrett BRICS.png|Garrett is a supporter of the BRICS alliance. | ||
Garrett bidness.png|All the businesses Garrett claimed to be a part of at one point. | Garrett bidness.png|All the businesses Garrett claimed to be a part of at one point. | ||
Garret Posts About Jacks Stroke.jpg|Garrett leaking Jack's | Gshockproductions Insta.png|Instagram bio fro G-Shock Productions. | ||
Garret Posts About Jacks Stroke.jpg|Garrett leaking Jack's fifth stroke. | |||
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| Garrett Scalfani | |
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 Garrett posing in 2022. | |
| Born | March 2, 1990
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| Residence | Koh Samui, Thailand |
| Aliases | G-Shock Grateful Ape newworldoil |
| Parents | Karen Welch Todd Jack Scalfani |
| Siblings | Jack Scalfani II |
Garrett Ryan Scalfani (born 2 March 1990)[1] is Jack's son from his first marriage. In the context of the Scalfaniverse, he is primarily known for being the son that Jack choked out. Since December 2022, Garrett has lived in Thailand, peddling crypto scams and trashy weed products.
Early life
As a baby, Garrett had a glass thermometer lost up his rectum after he peed on Jack during a temperature check.[2]
At the age of 16, Garrett began interning at a computer shop in Huntington Beach, California. In there, he learned how to smoke weed, something that allegedly caused him to turn violent against Jack and Tammy, resulting in Jack choking him out twice. Following these events, Garrett was forced out of the Scalfani household - Jack originally intended for Garrett to become homeless for a while and come back crying, however Jack's mom Connie prevented this from happening by taking him in herself, greatly upsetting Jack.[3]
Career and online activity
Garrett has previously worked for rappers Andy Milonakis, Mac Miller, Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa. His production company G-Shock Productions has claimed to work on the 2012 film Mac & Devin Go to High School starring Dogg and Khalifa, however it is not named in the film's credits.[4]
During the NFT craze, Garrett bought a green/purple Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT he called the Grateful Ape. He had a 3D model of the ape avatar he would use as an uncanny glitchy filter on his Instagram stories. It took until around August 2025 for Garrett to ditch the ape as his profile picture on social media, quite long after the NFT fad had died out.[5]
Garrett attended a Backpack Boyz NFT release party in Los Angeles on 20 August 2022 where a shooting had occurred.[6] Garrett was interviewed about the situation, in which he struggled to piece together a single sentence, claiming that there was "no homicide" and that he knew the perpetrators.[7] There was in fact one person killed in the shooting.[8][9]
Having lived in California for most of his life, in December 2022, Garrett moved to Koh Samui, the second largest island in Thailand. There, he tried various weight loss schemes to varying degrees of success - including bathtub peptides - and bought two mutated pitbulls named Hashley and Dolce.
Around April 2026, Garrett unexpectedly wiped much of his social media presence, perhaps due to his CWJki page being updated.[10][11]
Relationships
With the Scalfanis
Garrett is still on phone call terms with Jack, however occassionally sneak-dissing him on his Instagram stories. In January 2023, Garrett was the first to leak Jack having his fifth stroke.[12]
With ex-fiance
Garrett was previously engaged to one Pricilla Toledo, who he nicknamed P-Funk, even shooting a terrible staged video of their engagement. By 2023, Pricilla made a Facebook post stating she had "the courage to leave an abusive [relationship] and ending an engagement I was conned into accepting." The post implies Garrett did not allow Pricilla to go see her dad, who was dying of cancer (but ultimately recovered sometime after the breakup).[13] Garrett never publicly addressed this matter. In the comments of the now-deleted engagement video, a user named enigmuuh8802 claimed Pricilla "took [Garrett] for everything he's worth and left him".[14] The user's exact relation to Garrett is unknown.
Gallery
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Garrett with Connie on her deathbed.
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Wiz Khalifa, Andy Milonakis, Garrett and Snoop Dogg.
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Khalifa, Garrett and Dogg.
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Garrett and Pricilla from the engagement video.
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Pricilla's post calling Garrett abusive.
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Garrett's tribute post to Mac Miller.
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Garrett is a supporter of the BRICS alliance.
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All the businesses Garrett claimed to be a part of at one point.
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Instagram bio fro G-Shock Productions.
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Garrett leaking Jack's fifth stroke.
References
- ↑ https://www.fastbackgroundcheck.com/people/garrett-scalfani/id/f7050639717968626696
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwjt5iftrC0
- ↑ Sunday Evening Coffee
- ↑ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1870425/companycredits/
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1407892003269771465
- ↑ https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/hollywood-shooting-2/2968482/
- ↑ https://www.instagram.com/reels/Chgo9wXMf-I
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dcwH5DNwjk
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220825005303/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqXWRam-5E
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1498090050624426034
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1498092030872522822
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-14439680
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1067178183687934033
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1130669036875821107