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A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst | A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst Scalfani observers. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist. | ||
== | You might find these terms be used around CWJki articles. | ||
==General lolcow terms== | |||
; A-Log | |||
: Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto, used to describe someone expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for a lolcow, often including wishing them physical harm, for perceived "crimes" they are deemed "guilty" of. | |||
;Cameltoe Spoon | |||
; Milk | |||
A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch. | : Content or laughs "milked" from lolcows. | ||
;CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small> | ; Phonebooking | ||
: A less loaded term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases. | |||
A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. | |||
; Touching the poop | |||
;Double Intamnity | : Derogatory term for the act of trolling a lolcow. | ||
A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance. | ; Ween | ||
: A petty, often failed troll. | |||
;[[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality|Gastrosexuality]] | |||
; White-knight | |||
Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often. | : Someone defending the honor of a lolcow (such as Jack) online. | ||
;Grill Graveyard | ==Scalfani-specific terms== | ||
; Boys' Club | |||
The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point. | : A term coined by Jack for a place he sends banned chatters to. | ||
;Floppy Bowl | ; Cameltoe Spoon | ||
: A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch. | |||
A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. | [[File:CU Piggy Apron.jpg|thumb|200px|right|CU Piggy in the flesh.]] | ||
; CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small> | |||
;Jerking Off Ten Guys | : A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. | ||
An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''. | ; Double Intamnity | ||
: A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance. | |||
;Jim Traynor | |||
; [[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality|Gastrosexuality]] | |||
A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back. | : Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often. | ||
;Meat booger | ; Grill Graveyard | ||
: The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point. | |||
A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in. | |||
; Floppy Bowl | |||
;Meat Marine | : A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. | ||
A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS. | ; Jerking Off Ten Guys | ||
: An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''. | |||
;Mommywife | |||
; Keto Bear | |||
A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack. | : Nickname for pastry chef Kirk Hutchinson of Power of the Almond, a bakery in Starkville, Mississippi visited by Jack for ''JOTG'', who Jack got oddly intimate with. | ||
;Murderchurch | ; Jim Traynor | ||
: A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back. | |||
A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer. | |||
; Meat booger | |||
: A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in. | |||
; Meat Marine | |||
: A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS. | |||
;Rapechurch | |||
; Mommywife | |||
A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape. | : A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack. | ||
;Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small> | ; Murderchurch | ||
: A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer. | |||
Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle. | |||
; Rapechurch | |||
;Steam glove | : A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape. | ||
Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll. | ; Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small> | ||
: Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle. | |||
;WIKI WIKI | |||
; Steam glove | |||
An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki. | : Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll. | ||
; Strokebrain | |||
: Jack's brain, fried from his several strokes. | |||
; Thomas Court | |||
: The temporary residence of Jack from 2023-2024 and the current residence of Jack Junior. Some trolls used the name "Thomas Court" to rattle Jack. | |||
; WIKI WIKI | |||
: An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
{{reflist}} | {{reflist}} | ||
Latest revision as of 01:35, 19 April 2026
A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst Scalfani observers. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, Jackisms, though some overlap does exist.
You might find these terms be used around CWJki articles.
General lolcow terms
- A-Log
- Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto, used to describe someone expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for a lolcow, often including wishing them physical harm, for perceived "crimes" they are deemed "guilty" of.
- Milk
- Content or laughs "milked" from lolcows.
- Phonebooking
- A less loaded term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
- Touching the poop
- Derogatory term for the act of trolling a lolcow.
- Ween
- A petty, often failed troll.
- White-knight
- Someone defending the honor of a lolcow (such as Jack) online.
Scalfani-specific terms
- Boys' Club
- A term coined by Jack for a place he sends banned chatters to.
- Cameltoe Spoon
- A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in Cooking with Jack videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
- CU Piggy (Pronounced "See-You Piggy")
- A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants[1] which often appears as a prop in Cooking with Jack videos.
- Double Intamnity
- A play on the 1944 film Double Indemnity. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.
- Gastrosexuality
- Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.
- Grill Graveyard
- The wood deck at 157 Trail Ridge Drive which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.
- Floppy Bowl
- A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in Cooking with Jack videos.
- Jerking Off Ten Guys
- An alternative interpretation of JOTG.
- Keto Bear
- Nickname for pastry chef Kirk Hutchinson of Power of the Almond, a bakery in Starkville, Mississippi visited by Jack for JOTG, who Jack got oddly intimate with.
- Jim Traynor
- A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks Tammy behind Jack's back.
- Meat booger
- A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in.
- Meat Marine
- A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.
- Mommywife
- A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.
- Murderchurch
- A nickname for Cornerstone Church, whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
- Rapechurch
- A nickname for Long Hollow Church, where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
- Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe (SCU)
- Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.
- Steam glove
- Red rubber glove often seen in Cooking with Jack videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
- Strokebrain
- Jack's brain, fried from his several strokes.
- Thomas Court
- The temporary residence of Jack from 2023-2024 and the current residence of Jack Junior. Some trolls used the name "Thomas Court" to rattle Jack.
- WIKI WIKI
- An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old Cooking with Jack intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.