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A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community.
A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst Scalfani observers. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist.


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==General lolcow terms==
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; A-Log
;Cameltoe Spoon
: Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto, used to describe someone expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for a lolcow, often including wishing them physical harm, for perceived "crimes" they are deemed "guilty" of.
<blockquote>
 
A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
; Milk
</blockquote>
: Content or laughs "milked" from lolcows.
;CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>
 
<blockquote>
; Phonebooking
A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
: A less loaded term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
</blockquote>
 
;Double Intamnity
; Touching the poop
<blockquote>
: Derogatory term for the act of trolling a lolcow.
A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.
 
</blockquote>
; Ween
;[[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality|Gastrosexuality]]
: A petty, often failed troll.
<blockquote>
 
Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.
; White-knight
</blockquote>
: Someone defending the honor of a lolcow (such as Jack) online.
;Grill Graveyard
 
<blockquote>
==Scalfani-specific terms==
The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.
; Boys' Club
</blockquote>
: A term coined by Jack for a place he sends banned chatters to.
;Floppy Bowl
 
<blockquote>
; Cameltoe Spoon
A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
: A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
</blockquote>
[[File:CU Piggy Apron.jpg|thumb|200px|right|CU Piggy in the flesh.]]
;Jerking Off Ten Guys
; CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>
<blockquote>
: A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''.
 
</blockquote>
; Double Intamnity
;Jim Traynor
: A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.
<blockquote>
 
A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back.
; [[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality|Gastrosexuality]]
</blockquote>
: Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.
;Meat booger
 
<blockquote>
; Grill Graveyard
A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts on cooking vessels to assess the temperature before dumping ingredients in.
: The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.
</blockquote>
 
;Meat Marine
; Floppy Bowl
<blockquote>
: A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.
 
</blockquote>
; Jerking Off Ten Guys
;Mommywife
: An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''.
<blockquote>
 
A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.
; Keto Bear
</blockquote>
: Nickname for pastry chef Kirk Hutchinson of Power of the Almond, a bakery in Starkville, Mississippi visited by Jack for ''JOTG'', who Jack got oddly intimate with.
;Murderchurch
 
<blockquote>
; Jim Traynor
A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
: A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back.
</blockquote>
 
;Phonebooking
; Meat booger
<blockquote>
: A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in.
A more polite term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
 
</blockquote>
; Meat Marine
;Rapechurch
: A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.
<blockquote>
 
A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
; Mommywife
</blockquote>
: A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.
;Scalfaniverse
 
<blockquote>
; Murderchurch
A term encompassing Jack's family and friend circle.
: A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
</blockquote>
 
;Steam glove
; Rapechurch
<blockquote>
: A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
 
</blockquote>
; Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small>
;WIKI WIKI
: Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.
<blockquote>
 
An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.
; Steam glove
</blockquote>
: Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
|}
 
; Strokebrain
: Jack's brain, fried from his several strokes.
 
; Thomas Court
: The temporary residence of Jack from 2023-2024 and the current residence of Jack Junior. Some trolls used the name "Thomas Court" to rattle Jack.
 
; WIKI WIKI
: An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.


==References==
==References==
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Latest revision as of 01:35, 19 April 2026

A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst Scalfani observers. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, Jackisms, though some overlap does exist.

You might find these terms be used around CWJki articles.

General lolcow terms

A-Log
Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto, used to describe someone expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for a lolcow, often including wishing them physical harm, for perceived "crimes" they are deemed "guilty" of.
Milk
Content or laughs "milked" from lolcows.
Phonebooking
A less loaded term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
Touching the poop
Derogatory term for the act of trolling a lolcow.
Ween
A petty, often failed troll.
White-knight
Someone defending the honor of a lolcow (such as Jack) online.

Scalfani-specific terms

Boys' Club
A term coined by Jack for a place he sends banned chatters to.
Cameltoe Spoon
A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in Cooking with Jack videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
CU Piggy in the flesh.
CU Piggy (Pronounced "See-You Piggy")
A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants[1] which often appears as a prop in Cooking with Jack videos.
Double Intamnity
A play on the 1944 film Double Indemnity. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.
Gastrosexuality
Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.
Grill Graveyard
The wood deck at 157 Trail Ridge Drive which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.
Floppy Bowl
A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in Cooking with Jack videos.
Jerking Off Ten Guys
An alternative interpretation of JOTG.
Keto Bear
Nickname for pastry chef Kirk Hutchinson of Power of the Almond, a bakery in Starkville, Mississippi visited by Jack for JOTG, who Jack got oddly intimate with.
Jim Traynor
A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks Tammy behind Jack's back.
Meat booger
A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in.
Meat Marine
A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.
Mommywife
A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.
Murderchurch
A nickname for Cornerstone Church, whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
Rapechurch
A nickname for Long Hollow Church, where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe (SCU)
Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.
Steam glove
Red rubber glove often seen in Cooking with Jack videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
Strokebrain
Jack's brain, fried from his several strokes.
Thomas Court
The temporary residence of Jack from 2023-2024 and the current residence of Jack Junior. Some trolls used the name "Thomas Court" to rattle Jack.
WIKI WIKI
An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old Cooking with Jack intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.

References

  1. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/
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