Garrett Scalfani
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| Garrett Scalfani | |
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 Garrett posing in 2022. | |
| Born | March 2, 1990
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| Residence | Koh Samui, Thailand |
| Aliases | G-Shock Grateful Ape newworldoil |
| Parents | Karen Welch Todd Jack Scalfani |
| Siblings | Jack Scalfani II |
Garrett Ryan Scalfani (born 2 March 1990)[1] is Jack's son from his first marriage. In the context of the Scalfaniverse, he is primarily known for being the son that Jack choked out. Since December 2022, Garrett has lived in Thailand, peddling crypto scams and trashy weed products.
Early life
As a baby, Garrett had a glass thermometer lost up his rectum after he peed on Jack during a temperature check.[2]
At the age of 16, Garrett began interning at a computer shop in Huntington Beach, California. In there, he learned how to smoke weed, something that allegedly caused him to turn violent against Jack and Tammy, resulting in Jack choking him out twice. Following these events, Garrett was forced out of the Scalfani household - Jack originally intended for Garrett to become homeless for a while and come back crying, however Jack's mom Connie prevented this from happening by taking him in herself, greatly upsetting Jack.[3]
Career
Garrett previously managed rappers Snoop Dogg and Andy Milonakis.
During the NFT craze, Garrett bought a green/purple Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT he called the Grateful Ape. He had a 3D avatar of the ape avatar he would use as an uncanny filter on certain Instagram stories. It took until around August 2025 for Garrett to ditch the ape as his profile picture on social media, quite long after the NFT fad had died out.[4]
In December 2022, Garrett moved to Koh Samui, Thailand. There, he tried various weight loss schemes to varying degrees of success - including bathtub peptides - and bought two mutated pitbulls named Hashley and Dolce.
Relationships
With the Scalfanis
Garrett is still on phone call terms with Jack, however occassionally sneak-dissing him on his Instagram stories. In January 2023, Garrett was the first to leak Jack having his fifth stroke.[5]
With ex-fiance
Garrett was previously engaged to one Pricilla Toledo, even shooting a terrible video of their engagement. By 2023, Pricilla made a Facebook post stating she had "the courage to leave an abusive [relationship] and ending an engagement I was conned into accepting." The post implies Garrett did not allow Pricilla to go see her dad, who was dying of cancer (Ultimately, the dad did recover).[6] Garrett never publicly addressed this matter. In the comments of the now-deleted engagement video, a user named enigmuuh8802 claimed Priscilla "took [Garrett] for everything he's worth and left him".[7] The user's exact relation to Garrett is unknown.
Gallery
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Garrett with Connie on her deathbed.
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Pricilla's post calling Garrett abusive.
References
- ↑ https://www.fastbackgroundcheck.com/people/garrett-scalfani/id/f7050639717968626696
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwjt5iftrC0
- ↑ Sunday Evening Coffee
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1407892003269771465
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-14439680
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1067178183687934033
- ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1130669036875821107