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==Scalphrases==
==Scalphrasing==
Terms or phrases frequently used or coined by Jack.
Notable terms or phrases used or coined by Jack.
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==Community terms==
Terms that are not used or coined by Jack himself, but have become commonplace amongst the Jack detractor community.
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;Cameltoe Spoon
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A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
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;CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>
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A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
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;Double Intamnity
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A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.
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;Floppy Bowl
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A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
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;[[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality|Gastrosexuality]]
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Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.
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;Jerking Off Ten Guys
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An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''.
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;Jim Traynor
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A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back.
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;Meat booger
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A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts on cooking vessels to assess the temperature before dumping ingredients in.
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;Meat Marine
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A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.
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;Mommywife
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A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.
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;Murderchurch
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A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
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;Rapechurch
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A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
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;Steam glove
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Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
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“ CHURRRREEETZO! ”
Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of "chorizo".
Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.

Like many eccentric people, Jack has developed a rather colorful vocabulary throughout the years, whether caused by stroke-induced cognitive decline or relying on a speech-to-text transcriber, dubbed Jackisms by the detractor community. Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that Jack tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.

The following is an ever-expanding dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.

Strokanese

A collection of common Jack mispronunciations of otherwise regular words.

Strokanese English
ALLOTA YOU A lot of you
Alligurr Alligator
Almers Almonds
Belpers Bell Peppers
Brusketta Bruschetta
Buhrrhea Birria
Celree Celery
Chal Charles
Chipotlee/Chipoltay Chipotle
Choreetzo Chorizo
Coeslaw Coleslaw
Colcutts Cold Cuts
Coomin Cumin
Euro Gyro
Fridgerator Refrigerator
Gabagaul Gabagool/Capocollo
Gooshin' Gushing
Gowrlick Garlic
Groyer Gruyère
Guaheelo Guajillo
Gud Good
hashBROWNS Hashbrowns
Hollapeno Jalapeño
Jooz Juice
Jussis Gud Just as good
Ka-booka Kombucha
Kachup Ketchup
La-gweentus Lagunitas (IPA beer brand)
Letterfrapps Lettuce wraps
Lidurlly Literally
Maynaze/Manaids Mayonnaise
Melk Milk
Mussard Mustard
Mutzarell Mozzarella
Opaic Opaque
Penny Penne
Pinni Colada Piña Colada
Polar Sausage Polish Sausage
Polpork Pulled Pork
Purie Purée
Putin Poutine
Regadda Ricotta
Sawich/Samwish/Sawish Sandwich
Shurger/Shugur Sugar
Simonilla Salmonella
Tammytillo Tomatillo
Wagoo/Whitegoo Wagyu
Woofing Wolfing

Scalphrasing

Notable terms or phrases used or coined by Jack.

A dark place

Where Jack assumes all the hate comes from.

When you're a nasty person, you're in a dark place. I'm not![1]

You guys must have a miserable life to be talking to me like that. You must come from a dark place, I feel so sorry for you.[2]

The Boys' Club

A nickname Jack gave to banned people from his social media.

The mods will put you in the Boys' Club if they feel it's appropriate.[3]

You know, Hoosiers, it was nice knowing you, but you have been... basically... graduated to the Boys' Club. Congratulations![4]

Check the flame

Jack having to remind himself to check if a flame has formed on his gas stove. Evidently, a gas leak was on the verge of happening in the Scalfani household at one point.

Get it to like a medium-high. Check the flame... yep, flame's going.[5]

Get it lit... yep, we've got a flame. Always check to see if you've got a flame.[6]

Criticize me in private

Jack's plea whenever people call him out on obvious bullshit. He won't listen either way, no matter how you reach out to him.

I'll say it again, if you criticize me publicly on my posts, you mean to hurt me. If you privately message me to criticize me, then you care.[7]

[From Rob Milanowski] ...He told me to keep it positive and not criticize in public.[8]

Food, family and fun

A phrase Jack uses to explain his YouTube content. It was mostly used to wane people off discussing politics in his live chats. As Jack became more politically active, he has used the phrase mockingly.

Let's keep the chat family, food, fun. That's it.[3]

Thank you for sticking with the food, family, fun. It's not hard, guys![9]

FOOD, FAMILY AND FUN HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE EVILS OF THE WORLD.[10]

SCREW FOOD, FAMILY AND FUN TODAY. I NEED YOU GUYS TO WAKE UP.[10]

Foodjacks

Jack's self-imposed nickname for his fanbase.

What's up, foodjacks?![11]

Get the FRICK off

Jack telling off a nasty troll using Christian-approved wording.

...By the way, George, if it's boring, get the FRICK off the broadcast? I don't know why you're here.[12]

The GUY WAY

Jack doing things the "manly" way. This mostly involves him shoving his fist into things or making a massive fucking mess against all reason.

I could mix this up with a spoon... but I'm not going to. I'm gonna do it the guy way! We all know what the guy way is...[13]

I can taste the X

When otherwise unable to describe a dish, whether due to fried taste buds or mental deficiency, Jack will often simply name ingredients he knows went in it.

You can taste the onions, you can taste the garlic...[14]

Hole in the wall

Refers to a modest or underrated place. While a normal term, Jack used it to an annoying degree throughout 2022.

...We need more places like this. This is a little hole in the wall, I didn't even know it was here.[15]

Nobody wants to work (anymore)

Used whenever Jack wants to whine about zoomers or being slightly inconvenienced with a service. Especially ironic since Jack has not held a proper job for more than two decades.

...Then they literally disconnect me. Not like I'm on hold, not like I'm in a waiting queue [...] It's like nobody works anymore![16]

...The current generation, they just don't show up to work. Tammy's work fired people hand-over-fist for them just not showing. Nobody wants to work![17]

Video coming to the Jack on the Go Show on YouTube

A plug often added on Jack's reviews of places on Google Maps.

...They have everything going on. I give them an A-. Video coming to the Jack on the go show on YouTube.[18]

...The prices were surprisingly good. I give us place an A+. Video review coming to the Jack On The Go Show.[19]

X GUY

Jack's go-to term for professions, seemingly unable to remember what their actual names are. Often used during the building process of 2006 Highland Drive.

We just got final info from soil guy.[20]

Update: Tree guy is trying to get us on schedule.[21]

Update: Still waiting for survey guy to turn in our paperwork. Tree guy canceled and rescheduled for next Monday & Tuesday.[22]

References

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA6DDuvsmGI
  2. ↑ https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1753043768679244186
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOZS4PENlyY
  4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xERcO0Reuc
  5. ↑ https://youtu.be/Dx5V_hZd4Q4?si=HhTa4K0zjLgXC6Eh
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bN4RraLA5c
  7. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/1034145402213109830/1332090535921455229
  8. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPiYFoowC30&lc=Ugzp0BtA1463YvAZaSt4AaABAg.A98WYOAMvUvA98YUp3K5J6
  9. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28HbZPNqzwo
  10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qtet9DiGEM
  11. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXeQYKl6hCE
  12. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYkQNTZSH1g
  13. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM
  14. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JaiiTNA5yQ
  15. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mplHx_Tc7M
  16. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMjmxjsil6E
  17. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Hxwm4MIKA
  18. ↑ https://maps.app.goo.gl/S7UnEqeKv6orFFA58
  19. ↑ https://maps.app.goo.gl/TYFc24AqqzjxUUxk7
  20. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/1080538491877863568/1170013987526680576
  21. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/1080538491877863568/1171831155344019587
  22. ↑ https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/1080538491877863568/1176170980612255817
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