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In March 2012, Jack took it upon himself to attempt to lose weight using the P90X workout - a notoriously rigorous and intense physical workout regimen. Unsurprisingly, Jack got quickly tired of it, as he was mostly unable to do the exercises properly or often enough to see any form of real result. He stopped updating us on his progress after about thirteen weeks during which he showed barely any physical change. | In March 2012, Jack took it upon himself to attempt to lose weight using the P90X workout - a notoriously rigorous and intense physical workout regimen. Unsurprisingly, Jack got quickly tired of it, as he was mostly unable to do the exercises properly or often enough to see any form of real result. He stopped updating us on his progress after about thirteen weeks during which he showed barely any physical change. | ||
==Keto== | |||
[[File:KEYTOE BROKLUR.png|thumb|An image of what Jack considers to be a healthy casserole. Jack would like you to note the broccoli buried under the cheese and bread crumbs. Because broccoli is a vegetable, this dish is '''KETO''' and therefore healthy.]] | |||
In June 2018, Jack suffered a [[The strokes|stroke]] that cost him the use of his right arm. In response, Jack began claiming that he was turning a new leaf and vowed to eat healthier. To achieve this, Jack chose to adopt the ketogenic diet, a nutritional plan characterized by low carbohydrate intake and a focus on eating low-fat meat and vegetables. "Keto" in Jack's mind, however, means a small amount of vegetables stuffed with carbs and cheese as exemplified in the image. | |||
==Profile by Sanford== | ==Profile by Sanford== | ||
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It should be noted that sometime after Jack and Tammy quit the Profile diet, Mr. Sanford was implicated in a child pornography bust.<ref>https://argusleader.com/story/news/2021/11/17/t-denny-sanford-implicated-individual-criminal-investigation-south-dakota-supreme-court/8650803002/</ref> The company remains to this day, since renamed to Profile Plan. | It should be noted that sometime after Jack and Tammy quit the Profile diet, Mr. Sanford was implicated in a child pornography bust.<ref>https://argusleader.com/story/news/2021/11/17/t-denny-sanford-implicated-individual-criminal-investigation-south-dakota-supreme-court/8650803002/</ref> The company remains to this day, since renamed to Profile Plan. | ||
==Carnivore== | ==Carnivore== | ||