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Jack has attempted various diets over the years, often with limited to zero results. Jack's dieting often begins with him pontificating about the importance of healthy eating and exercise. He tells us that he knows what's healthy and what isn't- he just chooses to eat large quantities of fat, grease and salt and could totally stop any time he wants. | Jack has attempted various diets over the years, often with limited to zero results. Jack's dieting often begins with him pontificating about the importance of healthy eating and exercise. He tells us that he knows what's healthy and what isn't- he just chooses to eat large quantities of fat, grease and salt and could totally stop any time he wants. | ||
This is typically followed by progressively more frequent substitutions on food and avoidance of exercise until the diet is never seen or heard from again. | This is typically followed by progressively more frequent substitutions on food and avoidance of exercise until the diet is never seen or heard from again. | ||
== P90X == | ==P90X== | ||
[[File:Jack P90X Before And After.png|thumb|Jack before and after his 13 week workout with P90X in March 2012]] | [[File:Jack P90X Before And After.png|thumb|Jack before and after his 13 week workout with P90X in March 2012. Can you tell the difference?]] | ||
In March | |||
In March 2012, Jack took it upon himself to attempt to lose weight using the P90X workout - a notoriously rigorous and intense physical workout regimen. Unsurprisingly, Jack got quickly tired of it, as he was mostly unable to do the exercises properly or often enough to see any form of real result. He stopped updating us on his progress after about thirteen weeks during which he showed barely any physical change. | |||
==Profile by Sanford== | |||
Jack attempted a diet in 2021 called Profile by Sanford; a diet plan program that provides meal plans for weight loss goals. It's unlikely that Jack hit any of his goals however, since he filmed himself eating large amounts of fast food during this time. Tammy also took up on the diet, and actually visibly lost weight (Only to gain it back once the dieting was over). | |||
It should be noted that sometime after Jack and Tammy quit the Profile diet, Mr. Sanford was implicated in a child pornography bust.<ref>https://argusleader.com/story/news/2021/11/17/t-denny-sanford-implicated-individual-criminal-investigation-south-dakota-supreme-court/8650803002/</ref> The company remains to this day, since renamed to Profile Plan. | |||
== Keto == | ==Keto== | ||
[[File:KEYTOE BROKLUR.png|thumb|An image of what Jack considers to be a healthy casserole. Jack would like you to note the broccoli buried under the cheese and bread crumbs. Because broccoli is a vegetable this dish is KETO and therefore healthy.]] | [[File:KEYTOE BROKLUR.png|thumb|An image of what Jack considers to be a healthy casserole. Jack would like you to note the broccoli buried under the cheese and bread crumbs. Because broccoli is a vegetable this dish is KETO and therefore healthy.]] | ||
In June | In June 2018, Jack suffered a [[The strokes|stroke]] that cost him the use of his right arm. In response, Jack began claiming that he was turning a new leaf and vowed to eat healthier. To achieve this, Jack chose to adopt the ketogenic diet, a nutritional plan characterized by low carbohydrate intake and a focus on eating low-fat meat and vegetables. "Keto" in Jacks mind, however, means a small amount of vegetables stuffed with carbs and cheese as exemplified in the image. | ||
== Carnivore == | ==Carnivore== | ||
On 1 January 2024 Jack began | On 1 January 2024, Jack began the carnivore diet, a diet where one only eats meat, eggs and cheese. He cited Joe Rogan as an inspiration. Jack claims that vegetables are poison, and vows to never eat another vegetable ever again. | ||
=== Okragate === | ===Okragate=== | ||
In late January | In late January 2024, Jack uploaded [https://youtu.be/fuH6NNsiOv0?si=7UjpCKevKOIv96T8 "Strikeout Wingz - WING WARS"] on ''Jack on the Go'', showing him ordering a side of fried okra on his plate. When it was pointed out that he ordered a deadly vegetable (one that was fried no less - completely incompatible with a carnivore diet), Jack first insisted that the okra was eaten by Tammy, before later stating that it was simply thrown out. | ||
It is the official opinion of this wiki, however, that this is further proof of Jack cheating on another diet. | |||
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