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==General lolcow terms== | ==General lolcow terms== | ||
====A-Log==== | ====A-Log==== | ||
: Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto | : Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto; used to describe someone expressing disproportionate levels of hatred and/or harassment for a lolcow. | ||
====Cowtipping / Pozloading the neghole / Touching the poop==== | ====Cowtipping / Pozloading the neghole / Touching the poop==== | ||
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====Milk==== | ====Milk==== | ||
: Content or laughs "milked" from lolcows. | : Content or laughs that are "milked" from lolcows. | ||
====Paypig==== | |||
: Derived from BDSM slang; a person who throws money at a lolcow, either because they're a genuine fan or because they're a troll trying to stay in the lolcow's good graces. | |||
====Phonebooking==== | ====Phonebooking==== | ||
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====Cameltoe Spoon==== | ====Cameltoe Spoon==== | ||
: A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''[[Cooking with Jack]]'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch. | : A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''[[Cooking with Jack]]'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch. | ||
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CU Piggy Apron.jpg|CU Piggy in the flesh. | |||
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====Combining with Jack==== | ====Combining with Jack==== | ||
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====CU Piggy==== | ====CU Piggy==== | ||
: A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop on ''Cooking with Jack'' episodes. The name was coined by ''[[Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man]]'' who would excitedly point out whenever CU Piggy showed up in videos (Hence the pronouncation of "See-You Piggy"). A different piggy bank which depicts Michelangelo from ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' is also known to exist in Jack's inventory. | : A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop on ''Cooking with Jack'' episodes. The name was coined by ''[[Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man]]'' who would excitedly point out whenever CU Piggy showed up in videos (Hence the pronouncation of "See-You Piggy"). A different, green piggy bank which depicts Michelangelo from ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' is also known to exist in Jack's inventory. | ||
====Double Intamnity==== | ====Double Intamnity==== | ||
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====Grill Graveyard==== | ====Grill Graveyard==== | ||
: The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point, | : The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point. At one point, the grill collection could be seen dumped on the house's driveway on Google Earth satellite imagery. | ||
====F as in Fat==== | ====F as in Fat==== | ||
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====Financhew Crisis==== | ====Financhew Crisis==== | ||
: A spin on the term "Financhu Crisis" by the Chris Chan community | : A spin on the term "Financhu Crisis" by the Chris Chan community; this refers to periods of Jack seemingly having trouble with his (actually Tammy's) finances. | ||
====Floppy Bowl==== | ====Floppy Bowl==== | ||
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: A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who is said to fuck [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back. | : A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who is said to fuck [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back. | ||
====Keto Bear==== | ====Keto Bear / Almond Ranger==== | ||
: | : Two nicknames for pastry chef Kirk Hutchinson of Power of the Almond, a bakery in Starkville, Mississippi visited by Jack for ''JOTG'', who Jack got oddly intimate with. In gay slang, a "bear" usually refers to a gay man who fits into a subculture built around a larger and hairier look.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)</ref> Some trolls later found Hutchinson's Instagram posts and discovered that he was, in fact, gay. Although attempts on contact were made, Hutchinson never commented on Jack's visit. | ||
====Meat booger==== | ====Meat booger==== | ||