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A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst Scalfani observers. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist.
A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst Scalfani observers. You might find these terms be used around CWJki articles.


You might find these terms be used around CWJki articles.
The following is sorted in two categories; terms generally used around all lolcow circles, and Scalfani-specific terms. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist.


==General lolcow terms==
==General lolcow terms==
; A-Log
; A-Log
: Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto, used to describe someone expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for a lolcow, often including wishing them physical harm, for perceived "crimes" they are deemed "guilty" of.
: Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto, used to describe someone expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for a lolcow, often including wishing them physical harm, for perceived "crimes" they are deemed "guilty" of.
; Cowtipping / Touching the poop / Pozloading the neghole
: Derogatory term for the act and consequences of trolling a lolcow.
; Lolcow
: An eccentric person on the internet who can be "milked" for laughs.


; Milk
; Milk
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; Phonebooking
; Phonebooking
: A less loaded term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
: A less loaded term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
; Touching the poop
: Derogatory term for the act and consequences of trolling a lolcow.


; Ween
; Ween
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; White-knight
; White-knight
: Someone defending the honor of a lolcow (such as Jack) online.
: Someone defending the honor of a lolcow online.


==Scalfani-specific terms==
==Scalfani-specific terms==
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; Keto Bear
; Keto Bear
: Nickname for pastry chef Kirk Hutchinson of Power of the Almond, a bakery in Starkville, Mississippi visited by Jack for ''JOTG'', who Jack got oddly intimate with.  
: A nickname for pastry chef Kirk Hutchinson of Power of the Almond, a bakery in Starkville, Mississippi visited by Jack for ''JOTG'', who Jack got oddly intimate with.  


; Jim Traynor
; Jim Traynor
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: A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
: A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.


; Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small>
; The Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small>
: Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.
: Nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.


; Steam glove
; Steam glove
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; Strokebrain
; Strokebrain
: Jack's brain, fried from his several strokes.
: Jack's brain, fried beyond recognition from his several strokes.


; Thomas Court
; Thomas Court

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