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A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist.

 

You might find these terms be used around CWJki articles.

; Cameltoe Spoon

: A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.

 

; CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>

: A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.

 

; Double Intamnity

: A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.

 

; [[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality|Gastrosexuality]]

: Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.

 

; Grill Graveyard

: The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.

 

; Floppy Bowl

: A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.

 

; Jerking Off Ten Guys

: An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''.

 

; Jim Traynor

: A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back.

 

; Meat booger

: A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in.

 

; Meat Marine

: A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.

 

; Mommywife

: A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.

 

; Murderchurch

: A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.

 

; Phonebooking

: A more polite term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.

 

; Rapechurch

: A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.

 

; Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small>

: Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.

 

; Steam glove

: Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.

 

; WIKI WIKI

: An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.