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| In 2023 Jack suffered a [[The strokes|stroke]]; further reducing his already limited motor functions. In response Jack moved to 103 Thomas Court, a more wheelchair accessible living arrangement.
| | '''103 Thomas Court''' was the temporary residence of [[Jack Scalfani|Jack]] and [[Tammy Scalfani|Tammy]] from June 2023 to July 2024, and is the current residence of [[Jack Scalfani II|Junior]] and [[Brianna Scalfani|Brianna]]. |
| == Main Property ==
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| The main property is the house that originally stood on 103 Thomas Court before the Scalfanis moved in, Jack currently lives there with his son [[Jack Scalfani II|Jack Jr]] and both their wives. Jack plans to build a second house on the property for him and his wife [[Tammy Scalfani|Tammy]].
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| == The Studio ==
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| Jack envisions his new property to be like a full TV studio, complete with kitchen set for filming the Cooking with Jack show and main set for interviewing all the celebrities Jack has met. In reality, the studio is just a second house with the 'sets' simply being the kitchen and living room with Jacks filming equipment strewn about. At one point, Jack wanted to name the studio "Samsung Studios: The Kitchen" but has since retracted that decision, most likely due to copyright issues.
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| == The Scalseptic Tank ==
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| On social media Jack announced that instead of being connected to a municipal sewer, his new house will use a septic system. Meaning that the nightmare slurry of digested raw chicken, Arby's and various other forms of Scalfecal matter produced by the Scalfanis will now fester in a dark underground cistern before it will be the job of some poor septic worker to come out and drain the Scalseptic tank and bring it to a water treatment facility or waste disposal site. To summarize: gross.
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| ===Gallery===
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| <gallery mode="packed" widths="250" heights="250">
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| File:JackComplainsAboutSepticTank.png|Jack complains about the difficulties of construction
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| File:JackTalksAboutSoilGuy.png|Jack updates us about "soil guy"
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| File:BreakingGroundAtScalfaniRanch.jpg|Jack breaks ground at his new studio
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| File:StudionInprogress2.png|Progress has been made on the studio in late March 2024
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| File:Construction Bathtub.png|The studio bathtub under construction in May 2024
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| File:JacksHouseMay2024.png|Progress is made on the house in late May 2024
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| File:OrgionalProperty.png|Main residential structure built on 103 Thomas Court before the Scalfanis lived there
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| File:SepticTank.png|The vessals cursed to be filled with Scalfecal matter
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| File:Expectation vs Reality.png|alt=|What Jack expected his house to look like compared with the reality
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| </gallery>
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