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The following is sorted in two categories; terms generally used around all lolcow circles, and Scalfani-specific terms. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist.

==General lolcow terms==

: Derived from Chris Chan troll Anthony LoGatto, used to describe someone expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for a lolcow, often including wishing them physical harm, for perceived "crimes" they are deemed "guilty" of.

: Derogatory term for the act and consequences of trolling a lolcow.

: An eccentric person on the internet who can be "milked" for laughs.

: Content or laughs "milked" from lolcows.

: A less loaded term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.

: A petty, often failed troll.

: Someone defending the honor of a lolcow online.

==Scalfani-specific terms==

: A term coined by Jack for a place he sends banned chatters to.

: A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.

[[File:CU Piggy Apron.jpg|thumb|200px|right|CU Piggy in the flesh.]]

: A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.

: A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.

: Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.

: The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.

: A spin on the term "Financhu Crisis" by the Chris Chan community, this refers to periods of Jack seemingly having trouble with his (actually Tammy's) finances.

: A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.

: An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''.

: A nickname for pastry chef Kirk Hutchinson of Power of the Almond, a bakery in Starkville, Mississippi visited by Jack for ''JOTG'', who Jack got oddly intimate with.  

: A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back.

: A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in.

: A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.

: A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.

: A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.

: A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.

: Nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.

: Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.

: Jack's brain, fried beyond recognition from his several strokes.

: The temporary residence of Jack from 2023-2024 and the current residence of Jack Junior. Some trolls used the name "Thomas Court" to rattle Jack.

: An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.

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