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: Jack Scalfani is a cooking YouTuber who found success in the early days of the platform around 2008-2014, but has since become irrelevant as actually competent chefs entered the scene. Jack is a man of grand delusions, having endured several strokes due to his terrible eating habits, regularly buys expensive toys out of his resentful wife's pocket while hardly earning pennies a year himself, is '''fat''', and justifies not having learned basic cooking techniques in decades by "just being a regular Joe". For more information, see [[Jack Scalfani|Jack]]'s page.

: According to Jack himself, yes. As told on the [[Sunday Evening Coffee|''Sunday Evening Coffee'' podcast]], Jack choked out his older son, [[Garrett Scalfani|Garrett]] '''(and not [[Jack Scalfani II|Jack Junior]], the one often seen in videos)''', at least twice before 2015, supposedly due to Garrett showing weed-induced violent behavior towards him and Tammy. Garrett no longer lives with Jack, and hasn't for a decade now.

; How many strokes has Jack really had?

: Jack claims only having three strokes. Two additional strokes have been identified through Jack's blog posts, though Jack seemingly does not count these, as one was a TIA (transient ischemic attack), and the other he refused to get properly diagnosed for. The Jack detractor community does count these strokes, tallying up to '''five strokes'''. For more info, check out [[the strokes]] page.

: One of Jack's vocal cords has become paralyzed sometime after the [[fifth stroke]]. He's never made a proper attempt at regaining it, either.

: Discussion regarding the wiki happens on the ''[https://discord.gg/qyJxASsGvr Aunt Myrna's Parlour]'' Discord server. You can also contact the owner directly at [mailto:givemewikiwiki@gmail.com givemewikiwiki@gmail.com], where you may apply for a CWJki account.

: All current Discord links lead to ''Aunt Myrna Parlour''; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord, the latter could get nuked at any moment. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord no longer allows direct image linking). Rest assured that archives of the server have been made, that will likely get released in the event of its demise.

; Is this wiki affiliated with [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?

: No. Although some of our editors may post there, the CWJki is not officially affiliated with Kiwi Farms, nor do the opinions of the Kiwi Farms userbase reflect that of the CWJki or vice versa.