Glossary

A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community. Not to be confused with Jackisms, though some overlap does exist. You might find these terms be used in CWJki articles.

Glossary

Cameltoe Spoon A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in Cooking with Jack videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch. CU Piggy (Pronounced "See-You Piggy") A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants which often appears as a prop in Cooking with Jack videos. Double Intamnity A play on the 1944 film Double Indemnity. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance. Gastrosexuality Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often. Grill Graveyard The wood deck at 157 Trail Ridge Drive which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point. Floppy Bowl A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in Cooking with Jack videos. Jerking Off Ten Guys An alternative interpretation of JOTG. Jim Traynor A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks Tammy behind Jack's back. Meat booger A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in. Meat Marine A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS. Mommywife A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack. Murderchurch A nickname for Cornerstone Church, whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer. Phonebooking A more polite term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases. Rapechurch A nickname for Long Hollow Church, where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape. Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe (SCU) Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle. Steam glove Red rubber glove often seen in Cooking with Jack videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll. WIKI WIKI An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old Cooking with Jack intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.