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'''Garrett Ryan Scalfani''' (born 2 March 1990)<ref>https://www.fastbackgroundcheck.com/people/garrett-scalfani/id/f7050639717968626696</ref> is [[Jack]]'s son from his first marriage. In the context of the Scalfaniverse, he is primarily known for being the son that Jack [[Sunday Evening Coffee#Jack recalls choking Garrett|choked out]]. Since December 2022, Garrett has lived in Thailand, peddling crypto scams and trashy weed products. | '''Garrett Ryan Scalfani''' (born 2 March 1990)<ref>https://www.fastbackgroundcheck.com/people/garrett-scalfani/id/f7050639717968626696</ref> is [[Jack]]'s son from his first marriage. In the context of the Scalfaniverse, he is primarily known for being the son that Jack [[Sunday Evening Coffee#Jack recalls choking Garrett|choked out]] for allegedly becoming aggressive after beginning to smoke weed. Since December 2022, Garrett has lived in Thailand, peddling crypto scams and trashy weed products. | ||
==Early life== | ==Early life== | ||
As a baby, Garrett had a glass thermometer lost up his rectum after he peed on Jack during a temperature check.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwjt5iftrC0</ref> | As a baby, Garrett had a glass thermometer lost up his rectum after he peed on Jack during a temperature check.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwjt5iftrC0</ref> Growing up with divorced parents, Jack described Karen as "not strict at all" with Garrett, and the juxtaposition with Jack being more demanding apparently "destroyed" Garrett's psyche.<ref name=SundayEveningCoffee>''[[Sunday Evening Coffee]]''</ref> | ||
At the age of 16, Garrett began interning at a computer shop in Huntington Beach, California. In there, he learned how to smoke weed, something that allegedly caused him to turn violent against Jack and Tammy, resulting in [[Sunday Evening Coffee#Jack recalls choking Garrett|Jack choking him out twice]]. Following these events, Garrett was forced out of the Scalfani household - Jack originally intended for Garrett to become homeless for a while and come back crying, however Jack's mom [[Connie Scalfani|Connie]] prevented this from happening by taking him in herself, greatly upsetting Jack.<ref name=SundayEveningCoffee | At the age of 16, Garrett began interning at a computer shop in Huntington Beach, California. In there, he learned how to smoke weed, something that allegedly caused him to turn violent against Jack and Tammy, resulting in [[Sunday Evening Coffee#Jack recalls choking Garrett|Jack choking him out twice]]. Following these events, Garrett was forced out of the Scalfani household - Jack originally intended for Garrett to become homeless for a while and come back crying, however Jack's mom [[Connie Scalfani|Connie]] prevented this from happening by taking him in herself, greatly upsetting Jack.<ref name=SundayEveningCoffee/> | ||
==Career and online activity== | ==Career and online activity== | ||
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Garrett attended a Backpack Boyz NFT release party in Los Angeles on 20 August 2022 where a shooting had occurred.<ref>https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/hollywood-shooting-2/2968482/</ref> Garrett was interviewed about the situation, in which he struggled to piece together a single sentence, claiming that there was "no homicide" and that he knew the perpetrators.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/reels/Chgo9wXMf-I</ref> There was in fact one person killed in the shooting.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dcwH5DNwjk</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220825005303/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqXWRam-5E</ref> | Garrett attended a Backpack Boyz NFT release party in Los Angeles on 20 August 2022 where a shooting had occurred.<ref>https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/hollywood-shooting-2/2968482/</ref> Garrett was interviewed about the situation, in which he struggled to piece together a single sentence, claiming that there was "no homicide" and that he knew the perpetrators.<ref>https://www.instagram.com/reels/Chgo9wXMf-I</ref> There was in fact one person killed in the shooting.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dcwH5DNwjk</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220825005303/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqXWRam-5E</ref> | ||
Having lived in California for most of his life, in December 2022, Garrett moved to Koh Samui, the second largest island in Thailand. There, he tried various weight loss schemes to varying degrees of success - including bathtub peptides - and bought two mutated pitbulls named [[Scalfani family dogs#Hashley and Dolce|Hashley and Dolce]]. | Having lived in California for most of his life, in December 2022, Garrett moved to Koh Samui, the second largest island in Thailand. There, he tried various weight loss schemes to varying degrees of success - including bathtub peptides - and bought two mutated pitbulls named [[Scalfani family dogs#Hashley and Dolce|Hashley and Dolce]] that he has taken to beauty contests. | ||
Around April 2026, Garrett unexpectedly wiped much of his social media presence, perhaps due to his CWJki page being updated.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1498090050624426034</ref><ref>https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1498092030872522822</ref> | Around April 2026, Garrett unexpectedly wiped much of his social media presence, perhaps due to his CWJki page being updated.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1498090050624426034</ref><ref>https://discord.com/channels/957778017277595689/957783767483818074/1498092030872522822</ref> | ||