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'''JACK:'''
'''JACK:'''
Yeah, yeah. My, my ''quosin-'' cousin Guido will thank you for that. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. My- My ''quosin-'' cousin Guido will thank you for that. Yeah.
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'''JACK:'''
Oh. "You're listening to the hot new country, 94.3 KIK FM. We've got 20 in a row. That's right, we've never done it before, but now that I'm giving you my voice, I get to do whatever I want.
Oh. "You're listening to the hot new country, 94.3 KIK FM. We've got 20 in a row. That's right, we've never done it before, but now that I'm giving you my voice, I get to do whatever I want."
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'''KRYSTAL:'''
'''KRYSTAL:'''
Who, me?!
"Who, me?!"
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'''JACK:'''
You can't- You can't just have one cookie! No! No! I need to know, like, did you turn and, or did he just lean forward?  
You can't- You can't just have one cookie! No! No! I need to know, like, did you turn and- Or did he just lean forward?  
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'''JACK:'''
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So she- She said, she said yes. She said yes, I could kiss her.  
So she- She said- She said yes. She said yes, I could kiss her.  
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No. I told her, "I ha- I, I have to be honest with you. I have 103-degree temperature..."  
No. I told her: "I ha- I, I have to be honest with you. I have 103-degree temperature..."  
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'''KRYSTAL:'''
'''KRYSTAL:'''
So when you went on the date, you didn't know it at the time?
So when you went on the date, you didn't know it that time?
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'''TAMMY:'''
'''TAMMY:'''
Which, um, okay, so I said yes, and Jack used to wear baseball caps, so he looks a lot younger, um, 'cause he was bald when I met him. His first wife took all the hair.  
No- Which, okay, so I said yes, and Jack used to wear baseball caps, so he looks ''a lot'' younger, um, 'cause he was bald when I met him. His first wife took all the hair. Uhm, so...
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''[Brian laughs.]''
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'''JACK:'''
Alright... alright...
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'''TAMMY:'''
So, uhm, so-
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'''JACK:'''
Remember when you saw me?
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'''TAMMY:'''
Uh, yeah. It was like a week before our date, after I already said yes.
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'''JACK:'''
Yeah~
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'''TAMMY:'''
He was doing a... uhm... a-
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'''JACK:'''
[?]
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'''TAMMY:'''
Oh yeah, what'd they call those?
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'''JACK:'''
It was a grand opening for a radio station at a supermarket.
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'''TAMMY:'''
Yeah, he was doing a... a thing. Anyway, so he was there, and I went there and had my sunglasses on. I said: "He's got like five minutes to realize I'm here." Like, yeah, five minutes.
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''[Jack makes a dumb pretend-angry expression and raises his hand.]''
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'''KRYSTAL:'''
It's a test.
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'''JACK:'''
Yeah.
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'''TAMMY:'''
'Cause, yeah, like, I'm not gonna be hanging around here, like, thinking I know people, right?
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'''JACK:'''
Let me- Let me set the stage. There's about 60 people in the parking lot.
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'''TAMMY:'''
Anyway-
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'''JACK:'''
And I'm on the microphone and I'm conducting the whole opening, and we're doing contests, and I'm doing call-ins, and she wants me to know she's there.
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'''KRYSTAL:'''
Tick-tock, buddy.
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'''TAMMY:'''
Yeah.
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'''KRYSTAL:'''
Tick-tock.
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'''TAMMY:'''
So I get there, and he's, like, doing a commercial. He's talking on the air. And I look and he's got no hat. And I'm like: "Oh. Oof."
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''[Brian and Krystal erupt in laughter.]''
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'''KRYSTAL:'''
[laughs] You went: "I just expected there would be a lot of hair under that hat!"
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'''TAMMY:'''
I'm like: "Ugh..." And one of our friends, Jeanie, which was- um, knew Jack and everything, and so the kind- We met kind of that way too, but uhm, so like, I'm not even kidding you, like, four minutes and 45 seconds, right around there, he was on the radio and he, like, yells: "Baby!" And I'm like: "Oh. Oh my Lord..."
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'''BRIAN:'''
"He's not talking to me!"
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'''TAMMY:'''
Like, please don't be me. Please don't be me. And he walks right over to me and I'm like: "Oh. Oh my Lord..."</font>
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'''JACK:'''
And everybody just turns and looks at her.
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'''TAMMY:'''
Yeah. No.
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'''JACK:'''
Like: "Yeah!~"
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'''TAMMY:'''
Yeah, so that was the scope into my life now.
''[Brian, Krystal and Tammy laugh.]
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'''KRYSTAL:'''
Well, you were prepared from early on.
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'''TAMMY:'''
Yes. Yes.
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