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{{Agenda|* The "cured" diabetes | |||
* Jack cracking eggs on his unwashed wedding ring | |||
* Kidney stone shenanigans}} | |||
{{quote|I have come to the realization that as I walk this earth with a disability, I walk it in the glory of God. That I may be an example to others. Thank you Lord for my strength.|Jack, coping about his dead right arm.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/page-1316#post-9381475</ref>}} | {{quote|I have come to the realization that as I walk this earth with a disability, I walk it in the glory of God. That I may be an example to others. Thank you Lord for my strength.|Jack, coping about his dead right arm.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/page-1316#post-9381475</ref>}} | ||
[[File:Heart attack recommendation tweet.png|thumb|God laughs.]] | [[File:Heart attack recommendation tweet.png|thumb|God laughs.]] | ||
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For someone who’s needed numerous surgical interventions to the point Dr. Frankenstein will be jealous, Jack’s denial is practically Olympic-level. While most hear medical warnings as wake-up calls, Jack seems to hear them as background noise—usually drowned out by the overly loud intro music of his latest Jack on the Go fast-food review. | For someone who’s needed numerous surgical interventions to the point Dr. Frankenstein will be jealous, Jack’s denial is practically Olympic-level. While most hear medical warnings as wake-up calls, Jack seems to hear them as background noise—usually drowned out by the overly loud intro music of his latest Jack on the Go fast-food review. | ||
==Dieting== | ==Dieting== | ||
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This is typically followed by progressively more frequent substitutions on food and avoidance of exercise, until the diet is never seen or heard from again. | This is typically followed by progressively more frequent substitutions on food and avoidance of exercise, until the diet is never seen or heard from again. | ||
==Strokes== | ==Strokes== | ||