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{{Agenda|* The "cured" diabetes
* Jack cracking eggs on his unwashed wedding ring
* Kidney stone shenanigans}}
{{quote|I have come to the realization that as I walk this earth with a disability, I walk it in the glory of God. That I may be an example to others. Thank you Lord for my strength.|Jack, coping about his dead right arm.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/page-1316#post-9381475</ref>}}
{{quote|I have come to the realization that as I walk this earth with a disability, I walk it in the glory of God. That I may be an example to others. Thank you Lord for my strength.|Jack, coping about his dead right arm.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/page-1316#post-9381475</ref>}}
[[File:Heart attack recommendation tweet.png|thumb|God laughs.]]
[[File:Heart attack recommendation tweet.png|thumb|God laughs.]]
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For someone who’s needed numerous surgical interventions to the point Dr. Frankenstein will be jealous, Jack’s denial is practically Olympic-level. While most hear medical warnings as wake-up calls, Jack seems to hear them as background noise—usually drowned out by the overly loud intro music of his latest Jack on the Go fast-food review.
For someone who’s needed numerous surgical interventions to the point Dr. Frankenstein will be jealous, Jack’s denial is practically Olympic-level. While most hear medical warnings as wake-up calls, Jack seems to hear them as background noise—usually drowned out by the overly loud intro music of his latest Jack on the Go fast-food review.
==Diabetes==
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==Dieting==
==Dieting==
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This is typically followed by progressively more frequent substitutions on food and avoidance of exercise, until the diet is never seen or heard from again.
This is typically followed by progressively more frequent substitutions on food and avoidance of exercise, until the diet is never seen or heard from again.
==Hygiene==
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==Strokes==
==Strokes==

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