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|<div style="font-size:125%">'''Time since Jack's last stroke:'''</div>
 
<div style="font-size:200%">{{Counter|2023-01-27 13:00:00}} (Stroke #5)</div>
 
Refer to chronology in [[The strokes|the Strokes article]] for more information.
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|The encyclopedia of choice for the washed-up star of the<br>[[Cooking with Jack (Youtube series)|''Cooking with Jack Show'']], [[Jack Scalfani]], and the surrounding Scalfaniverse.<br><br>'''''Thinking of contributing? [https://discord.gg/DBnXUzJdjv Click here to join the Aunt Myrna's Parlour<br>Discord server to get an account!] No Discord? No problem. Send an email to [mailto:givemewikiwiki@gmail.com givemewikiwiki@gmail.com] to request for one.'''''<br><br><br><div style="font-size:75%;">[[CWJKI:General disclaimer|''General Disclaimer'']]: ''The Cooking With Jack Wiki is a satirical resource documenting the life and antics of Youtube "celebrity" Jack Scalfani and various characters that appear in his shows, '''using publicly available sources''' including social media posts shared by Jack, his family, friends and contacts. '''It should be viewed as entertainment only and not taken seriously.'''''</div>
|The encyclopedia of choice for the washed-up star of the [[Cooking with Jack (Youtube series)|''Cooking with Jack Show'']], [[Jack Scalfani]], and the surrounding Scalfaniverse.
 
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<div style="font-size:75%;">[[CWJKI:General disclaimer|''General Disclaimer'']]: ''The Cooking With Jack Wiki is a satirical resource documenting the life and antics of YouTube "celebrity" Jack Scalfani and various characters that appear in his shows, '''using publicly available sources''' including social media posts shared by Jack, his family, friends and contacts. '''It should be viewed as entertainment only and not taken seriously.'''''</div>
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|'''Under construction'''<div>{{Under construction}}'''Jack's current stroke count:'''
|Check out these <strong>REALLY GUD</strong> links:
 
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'''Fifth stroke'''. Refer to chronology in the [[The strokes|''Strokes'' article]].
* [https://www.youtube.com/c/PCandTLM ''Pink Chicken & The Lazy Man'' livestreams and podcast. Unsuccessfully copyright striked 20+ times by Jack.]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/user/michaelM142 ''Jack Vlogs'' - High quality Jack edits.]
* [https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-russell-scalfani-cooking-with-jack-jack-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468 Jack Scalfani thread on Kiwi Farms - A <strong>3000+</strong> page forum thread discussing Jack's antics.]
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