Jack and fashion
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Jack's approach to fashion mirrors his approach to his health and cooking, in that he once learned a very small amount of information, and has since believed himself to posses mastery. In the case of fashion, Jack appears to have codified his look in the mid 90's, and has since considered it perfection.
Fashion habits
Formal wear
Jack is forced to attend church on Sundays by his wife Tammy, and on these days, will be seen wearing his Miami cocaine dealer outfit, complete with a wicker Trilby hat. The peak of Scalfashion likely occurred when Jack wore a tuxedo and cowboy hat combo to his wedding with Tammy.
GET YOU APRONS
For much of the Cooking with Jack Show's run, Jack often wore an apron on camera. Around 2019, he stopped wearing it for unknown reasons.
Fashion boutique
Credit goes to Kiwi Farms user AdamLastGunman for collecting much of this.
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The Adipose Avenger
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The Aloha Abomination
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The Army Brat
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The Baby Bib
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The Back in Fat
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The Beasty Boy
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The Big Red
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The Bold and Brown
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The Boulder
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The Bowling Ball (Normal)
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The Bowling Ball (Vintage)
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The Bumpkin Pumpkin
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The Christian Wigger
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The Collegiate
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The Corsage Carnage
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The Depression Chris
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The Diabetic Knight
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The Emerald Isle
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The Faith in Fat
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The First Day of Kindergarten
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The Getchu Apron (Citrine)
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The Getchu Apron (Classic)
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The Godbotherer
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The Grimace
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The Hovel
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The Jack-O'-Lantern
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The Kangaroo
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The King Jelly Jam
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The Mad at the Internet
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The Mantoddler Mumu
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The Orange
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The Penguin
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The (Liquid) Penguin
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The Lost Cause
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The Sad Chris Chan
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The Seal Team Sick
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The Sleepwalker
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The Slob Sweater
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The Tricolor Trash
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The Walter Wide
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The Watermelon
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The Wide Elephant
