Jack and health

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“	I have come to the realization that as I walk this earth with a disability, I walk it in the glory of God. That I may be an example to others. Thank you Lord for my strength.	”
Jack, coping about his dead right arm.

God laughs.

If one cannot tell from just looking at him, Jack is absolutely not in good health. He has needed surgery for every health problem under the sun, and eventually wrecked the use of his right arm completely after his third stroke. Jack, of course, will hardly blame himself for any of it, and instead points the finger at everything else, such as tap water, caffeine and God's will.

Diets

Jack has attempted various diets over the years, often with limited to zero results. Jack's dieting often begins with him pontificating about the importance of healthy eating and exercise. He tells us that he knows what's healthy and what isn't - he just chooses to eat large quantities of fat, grease and salt, and could totally stop any time he wants.

This is typically followed by progressively more frequent substitutions on food and avoidance of exercise, until the diet is never seen or heard from again.

Hygiene

[Under construction.]

Strokes

[Under construction.]

Health scares

Kidney

[Under construction.]

Achilles tendons

[Under construction.]

Other

[Under construction.]