Jack and fashion
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Jack's approach to fashion mirrors his approach to his health and cooking, in that he once learned a very small amount of information, and has since believed himself to posses mastery. In the case of fashion, Jack appears to have codified his look in the mid 90's and has since considered it perfection.
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Formal wear
Jack is forced to attend church on Sundays by his wife, and on these days, will be seen wearing his Miami cocaine dealer outfit complete with wicker trilby hat. The peak of Scalfashion likely occurred when Jack wore a tuxedo and cowboy hat combo to his wedding with Tammy.
Fashion boutique
Credit goes to AdamLastGunman for much of these.
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Tricolor Trash
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The Wide Elephant
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King Jelly Jam
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The Grimmace
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Get U Apron Classic
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The Watermelon
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Get U Apron Citrine
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The Bumpkin Pumpkin
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The Baby Bib
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The First Day of Kindergarten
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The Classic Bowling Ball
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The Penguin
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Mad at the Internet
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The Walter Wide
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The Adipose Avenger
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Bold and Brown
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Aloha Abomination
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The Sad Chris Chan
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The Army Brat
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Corsage Carnage
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The Back in Fat
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The Mantoddler Mumu
