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[[File:Stroke speech example.png|thumb|Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.]] | |||
Jack | Jack has developed a rather colorful vocabulary throughout the years, whether caused by stroke-induced cognitive decline relying on a speech-to-text transcriber, dubbed '''Jackisms''' by the detractor community. Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that Jack tends to repeat ''ad-nauseam'', all of which are unique to Jack. | ||
The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts. | The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts. | ||
==Strokanese== | |||
A collection of fucked up Jack mispronunciations of otherwise regular words or phrases. | |||
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! | ! Strokanese !! English | ||
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| Alligurr || Alligator | | Alligurr || Alligator | ||
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| Kachup || Ketchup | | Kachup || Ketchup | ||
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| La-gweentus || Lagunitas IPA | | La-gweentus || Lagunitas ''(IPA beer brand)'' | ||
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| Lidurlly || Literally | | Lidurlly || Literally | ||
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| Mutzarell || Mozzarella | | Mutzarell || Mozzarella | ||
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| Letterfrapps || Lettuce wraps | |||
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| Opaic || Opaque | | Opaic || Opaque | ||
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| Woofing || Wolfing | | Woofing || Wolfing | ||
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==Scalfaphrasing== | |||
Phrases frequently used or coined by Jack. | |||
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;Check the flame | |||
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Jack having to remind himself to check if a flame has formed on his gas stove. Evidently, a gas leak was on the verge of happening in the Scalfani household at one point. | |||
<blockquote>''Get it lit... yep, we've got a flame. Always check to see if you've got a flame.''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bN4RraLA5c</ref></blockquote> | |||
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;Video coming to the Jack on the Go Show on YouTube | |||
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A plug often added on Jack's reviews of places on Google Maps. | |||
<blockquote>''...They have everything going on. I give them an A-. Video coming to the Jack on the go show on YouTube.''<ref>https://maps.app.goo.gl/S7UnEqeKv6orFFA58</ref></blockquote> | |||
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==Community terms== | |||
Terms that are not used or coined by Jack himself, but have become commonplace amongst the Jack detractor community. | |||
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;Mommywife | |||
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A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack. | |||
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;Gastrosexuality | |||
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Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often. | |||
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==References== | |||
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| Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of "chorizo". | ||
Jack has developed a rather colorful vocabulary throughout the years, whether caused by stroke-induced cognitive decline relying on a speech-to-text transcriber, dubbed Jackisms by the detractor community. Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that Jack tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.
The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.
Strokanese
A collection of fucked up Jack mispronunciations of otherwise regular words or phrases.
| Strokanese | English |
|---|---|
| Alligurr | Alligator |
| Almers | Almonds |
| Belpers | Bell Peppers |
| Brusketta | Bruschetta |
| Buhrrhea | Birria |
| Celree | Celery |
| Chipotlee/Chipoltay | Chipotle |
| Choreetzo | Chorizo |
| Coeslaw | Coleslaw |
| Colcutts | Cold Cuts |
| Coomin | Cumin |
| Euro | Gyro |
| Fridgerator | Refrigerator |
| Gabagaul | Gabagool/Capocollo |
| Gooshin' | Gushing |
| Gowrlick | Garlic |
| Groyer | Gruyère |
| Guaheelo | Guajillo |
| Gud | Good |
| hashBROWNS | Hashbrowns |
| Hollapeno | Jalapeño |
| Jooz | Juice |
| Jussis Gud | Just as good |
| Ka-booka | Kombucha |
| Kachup | Ketchup |
| La-gweentus | Lagunitas (IPA beer brand) |
| Lidurlly | Literally |
| Maynaze | Mayonnaise |
| Melk | Milk |
| Mussard | Mustard |
| Mutzarell | Mozzarella |
| Letterfrapps | Lettuce wraps |
| Opaic | Opaque |
| Penny | Penne |
| Pinni Colada | Piña Colada |
| Polar Sausage | Polish Sausage |
| Polpork | Pulled Pork |
| Purie | Purée |
| Putin | Poutine |
| Regadda | Ricotta |
| Sawich/Samwish/Sawish | Sandwich |
| Shurger/Shugur | Sugar |
| Simonilla | Salmonella |
| Tammytillo | Tomatillo |
| Wagoo | Wagyu |
| Woofing | Wolfing |
Scalfaphrasing
Phrases frequently used or coined by Jack.
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Community terms
Terms that are not used or coined by Jack himself, but have become commonplace amongst the Jack detractor community.
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