Jackisms

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“	CHURRRREEETZO!	”
Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of "chorizo".

Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.

Jack has developed a rather colorful vocabulary throughout the years, whether caused by stroke-induced cognitive decline or relying on a speech-to-text transcriber, dubbed Jackisms by the detractor community. Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that Jack tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.

The following is an ever-expanding dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.

Strokanese

A collection of fucked up Jack mispronunciations of otherwise regular words.

Strokanese	English
Alligurr	Alligator
Almers	Almonds
Belpers	Bell Peppers
Brusketta	Bruschetta
Buhrrhea	Birria
Celree	Celery
Chipotlee/Chipoltay	Chipotle
Choreetzo	Chorizo
Coeslaw	Coleslaw
Colcutts	Cold Cuts
Coomin	Cumin
Euro	Gyro
Fridgerator	Refrigerator
Gabagaul	Gabagool/Capocollo
Gooshin'	Gushing
Gowrlick	Garlic
Groyer	Gruyère
Guaheelo	Guajillo
Gud	Good
hashBROWNS	Hashbrowns
Hollapeno	Jalapeño
Jooz	Juice
Jussis Gud	Just as good
Ka-booka	Kombucha
Kachup	Ketchup
La-gweentus	Lagunitas (IPA beer brand)
Letterfrapps	Lettuce wraps
Lidurlly	Literally
Maynaze	Mayonnaise
Melk	Milk
Mussard	Mustard
Mutzarell	Mozzarella
Opaic	Opaque
Penny	Penne
Pinni Colada	Piña Colada
Polar Sausage	Polish Sausage
Polpork	Pulled Pork
Purie	Purée
Putin	Poutine
Regadda	Ricotta
Sawich/Samwish/Sawish	Sandwich
Shurger/Shugur	Sugar
Simonilla	Salmonella
Tammytillo	Tomatillo
Wagoo	Wagyu
Woofing	Wolfing

Scalfaphrasing

Terms or phrases frequently used or coined by Jack.

Check the flame Jack having to remind himself to check if a flame has formed on his gas stove. Evidently, a gas leak was on the verge of happening in the Scalfani household at one point. Get it to like a medium-high. Check the flame... yep, flame's going. Get it lit... yep, we've got a flame. Always check to see if you've got a flame. Criticize me in private Jack's plea whenever people call him out on obvious bullshit. He won't listen either way, no matter how you reach out to him. I'll say it again, if you criticize me publicly on my posts, you mean to hurt me. If you privately message me to criticize me, then you care. Foodjacks Jack's self-imposed nickname for his fanbase. What's up, foodjacks?! Get the FRICK off Jack telling off a nasty troll using Christian-approved wording. ...By the way, George, if it's boring, get the FRICK off the broadcast? I don't know why you're here. Hole in the wall Refers to a modest or underrated place. While a normal term, Jack used it to an annoying degree throughout 2022. ...We need more places like this. This is a little hole in the wall, I didn't even know it was here. Video coming to the Jack on the Go Show on YouTube A plug often added on Jack's reviews of places on Google Maps. ...They have everything going on. I give them an A-. Video coming to the Jack on the go show on YouTube.

Community terms

Terms that are not used or coined by Jack himself, but have become commonplace amongst the Jack detractor community.

Gastrosexuality Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often. Mommywife A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.