Jackisms

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“	CHURRRREEETZO!	”
Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of "chorizo".

Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.

Jack has developed a rather colorful vocabulary throughout the years, whether caused by stroke-induced cognitive decline or relying on a speech-to-text transcriber, dubbed Jackisms by the detractor community. Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that Jack tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.

The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.

Strokanese

A collection of fucked up Jack mispronunciations of otherwise regular words or phrases.

Strokanese	English
Alligurr	Alligator
Almers	Almonds
Belpers	Bell Peppers
Brusketta	Bruschetta
Buhrrhea	Birria
Celree	Celery
Chipotlee/Chipoltay	Chipotle
Choreetzo	Chorizo
Coeslaw	Coleslaw
Colcutts	Cold Cuts
Coomin	Cumin
Euro	Gyro
Fridgerator	Refrigerator
Gabagaul	Gabagool/Capocollo
Gooshin'	Gushing
Gowrlick	Garlic
Groyer	Gruyère
Guaheelo	Guajillo
Gud	Good
hashBROWNS	Hashbrowns
Hollapeno	Jalapeño
Jooz	Juice
Jussis Gud	Just as good
Ka-booka	Kombucha
Kachup	Ketchup
La-gweentus	Lagunitas (IPA beer brand)
Lidurlly	Literally
Maynaze	Mayonnaise
Melk	Milk
Mussard	Mustard
Mutzarell	Mozzarella
Letterfrapps	Lettuce wraps
Opaic	Opaque
Penny	Penne
Pinni Colada	Piña Colada
Polar Sausage	Polish Sausage
Polpork	Pulled Pork
Purie	Purée
Putin	Poutine
Regadda	Ricotta
Sawich/Samwish/Sawish	Sandwich
Shurger/Shugur	Sugar
Simonilla	Salmonella
Tammytillo	Tomatillo
Wagoo	Wagyu
Woofing	Wolfing

Scalfaphrasing

Phrases frequently used or coined by Jack.

Check the flame Jack having to remind himself to check if a flame has formed on his gas stove. Evidently, a gas leak was on the verge of happening in the Scalfani household at one point. Get it lit... yep, we've got a flame. Always check to see if you've got a flame. Video coming to the Jack on the Go Show on YouTube A plug often added on Jack's reviews of places on Google Maps. ...They have everything going on. I give them an A-. Video coming to the Jack on the go show on YouTube.

Community terms

Terms that are not used or coined by Jack himself, but have become commonplace amongst the Jack detractor community.

Mommywife A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack. Gastrosexuality Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.