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{{quote|The butcher said that every customer who tried it said | {{quote|The butcher said that every customer who tried it said: "These are the best sauces I've ever tasted". Hence the name, "The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste".|Jack explaining the name of the sauce.}} | ||
[[Image:Bbq-sauce.jpeg|thumb|A jar of "The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste".|299x299px]] | [[Image:Bbq-sauce.jpeg|thumb|A jar of "The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste".|299x299px]] | ||
[[Image:Grand-caravan.png|thumb|Jack's 2001-2004 Dodge Grand Caravan with the sickly sauce wrap.]]The Best Sauces, is a brand of sauces, seasoning, and jerky started by [[Jack Scalfani|Jack]]. The sauce has gained infamy on the internet for its excessive use of high fructose corn syrup and jelly-like consistency. Despite this, Jack has insisted on the superior quality of his sauces and has made it nearly impossible for customers to actually get their hands on them. Jack stocks his sauces in [[Do It Best|obscure hardware stores]], requiring customers to call in and personally order a jar of sauce before picking it up in person. This bizarre and inconvenient system has led to numerous complaints from frustrated customers. But the strangeness doesn't stop there. The sauces are also made in a generic factory, similar to those used by Sodexo foods. This has led to speculation that Jack's sauces may not be as [[Jack and health#Strokes|"hand-crafted"]] as he claims. | [[Image:Grand-caravan.png|thumb|Jack's 2001-2004 Dodge Grand Caravan with the sickly sauce wrap.]]The Best Sauces, is a brand of sauces, seasoning, and jerky started by [[Jack Scalfani|Jack]]. The sauce has gained infamy on the internet for its excessive use of high fructose corn syrup and jelly-like consistency. Despite this, Jack has insisted on the superior quality of his sauces and has made it nearly impossible for customers to actually get their hands on them. Jack stocks his sauces in [[Do It Best|obscure hardware stores]], requiring customers to call in and personally order a jar of sauce before picking it up in person. This bizarre and inconvenient system has led to numerous complaints from frustrated customers. But the strangeness doesn't stop there. The sauces are also made in a generic factory, similar to those used by Sodexo foods. This has led to speculation that Jack's sauces may not be as [[Jack and health#Strokes|"hand-crafted"]] as he claims. | ||