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[[Image:Bbq-sauce.jpeg|thumb|A jar of "The Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste]] | [[Image:Bbq-sauce.jpeg|thumb|A jar of "The Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste".]] | ||
[[Jack Scalfani | Jack | [[Jack Scalfani|Jack's]] sauce company, "The Best Sauces," has gained infamy on the internet for its excessive use of high fructose corn syrup and jelly-like consistency. Despite this, Jack has insisted on the superior quality of his sauces and has made it nearly impossible for customers to actually get their hands on them. Jack stocks his sauces in [[DoIt Best|obscure hardware stores]], requiring customers to call in and personally order a jar of sauce before picking it up in person. This bizarre and inconvenient system has led to numerous complaints from frustrated customers. But the strangeness doesn't stop there. The sauces are also made in a generic factory, similar to those used by Sodexo foods. This has led to speculation that Jack's sauces may not be as [[Jack and health#Strokes|"hand-crafted"]] as he claims. | ||
Despite the mockery and criticism, Jack remains steadfast in his belief that "The Best Sauces" are, in fact, the best | Despite the mockery and criticism, Jack remains steadfast in his belief that "The Best Sauces" are, in fact, the best | ||
== Origin == | ==Origin== | ||
After leaving his career as the late-night DJ for KIK-FM country radio, Jack picked up management and managed multiple clients, one of which was a chef. According to Jack, the chef client bailed on him and left behind around 300lbs of spices. With these 300lbs of spices, Jack concocted a barbecue sauce which later became "The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste". One day, Jack brought his sauce to Brees' Quality Meats in Garden Grove, where one of the butchers there set out samples of his sauce for customers to try. Returning a few days later, Jack was informed by the butcher that customers were a fan of his sauce and that some customers wanted to order his sauce by the case. Thus Jack's brand, "The Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste" was born and Jack began selling his sauce at the Orange County Market Place and soon on his now defunct website, [http:// | After leaving his career as the late-night DJ for KIK-FM country radio, Jack picked up management and managed multiple clients, one of which was a chef. According to Jack, the chef client bailed on him and left behind around 300lbs of spices. With these 300lbs of spices, Jack concocted a barbecue sauce which later became "The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste". One day, Jack brought his sauce to Brees' Quality Meats in Garden Grove, where one of the butchers there set out samples of his sauce for customers to try. Returning a few days later, Jack was informed by the butcher that customers were a fan of his sauce and that some customers wanted to order his sauce by the case. Thus Jack's brand, "The Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste" was born and Jack began selling his sauce at the Orange County Market Place and soon on his now defunct website, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090123043635/http://thebestsauces.com/ TheBestSauces.com]. | ||
== Products == | ==Products== | ||
With the success of his barbeque sauce, Jack marketed other products under the "The Best... You'll Ever Taste" brand such as sauces, a seasoning, and unsuccessfully a line of sauce-flavored jerky. | With the success of his barbeque sauce, Jack marketed other products under the "The Best... You'll Ever Taste" brand such as other sauces, a seasoning blend, and unsuccessfully a line of sauce-flavored jerky. | ||
* <big>'''Sauces'''</big> | * <big>'''Sauces'''</big> | ||
**The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste | **The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste | ||
Revision as of 14:51, 28 December 2022
Jack's sauce company, "The Best Sauces," has gained infamy on the internet for its excessive use of high fructose corn syrup and jelly-like consistency. Despite this, Jack has insisted on the superior quality of his sauces and has made it nearly impossible for customers to actually get their hands on them. Jack stocks his sauces in obscure hardware stores, requiring customers to call in and personally order a jar of sauce before picking it up in person. This bizarre and inconvenient system has led to numerous complaints from frustrated customers. But the strangeness doesn't stop there. The sauces are also made in a generic factory, similar to those used by Sodexo foods. This has led to speculation that Jack's sauces may not be as "hand-crafted" as he claims.
Despite the mockery and criticism, Jack remains steadfast in his belief that "The Best Sauces" are, in fact, the best
Origin
After leaving his career as the late-night DJ for KIK-FM country radio, Jack picked up management and managed multiple clients, one of which was a chef. According to Jack, the chef client bailed on him and left behind around 300lbs of spices. With these 300lbs of spices, Jack concocted a barbecue sauce which later became "The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste". One day, Jack brought his sauce to Brees' Quality Meats in Garden Grove, where one of the butchers there set out samples of his sauce for customers to try. Returning a few days later, Jack was informed by the butcher that customers were a fan of his sauce and that some customers wanted to order his sauce by the case. Thus Jack's brand, "The Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste" was born and Jack began selling his sauce at the Orange County Market Place and soon on his now defunct website, TheBestSauces.com.
Products
With the success of his barbeque sauce, Jack marketed other products under the "The Best... You'll Ever Taste" brand such as other sauces, a seasoning blend, and unsuccessfully a line of sauce-flavored jerky.
- Sauces
- The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste
- The Best Hot Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste
- The Best Teriyaki Sauce You'll Ever Taste
- The Best Caribbean Jerk Sauce You'll Ever Taste
- Seasoning
- The Best Gourmet Seasoning You'll Ever Taste
- Jerky
- The Best Barbeque Beef Jerky You'll Ever Taste
- The Best Hot Barbeque Beef Jerky You'll Ever Taste
- The Best Teriyaki Beef Jerky You'll Ever Taste
- The Best Caribbean Jerk Beef Jerky You'll Ever Taste
Response
It really sucks