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Jack is most well known for his home cooked biohazards which he crafts on the Cooking With Jack Show.  
{{Agenda|Really just add as many notable recipes as possible.}}
[[File:Fanmade restaurant menu.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Artistic rendition of a Jack-run restaurant menu.]]
Jack is most well known for his '''home-cooked biohazards''' which he crafts on the [[Cooking with Jack Show]].


Jack's dishes have faced much backlash over the years, especially his Lazy Man collection, Aunt Myrna Recipes, Carnivore recipes and anything that involves raw meat or high quantities of mayonnaise. Jack has since stopped using mayonnaise in his cooking videos due to trolls making a joke of his love of the condiment.
Jack's dishes have faced much backlash over the years, especially his Lazy Man collection, [[Aunt Myrna]] Recipes, carnivore recipes and anything that involves raw meat or high quantities of mayonnaise.
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==Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad==
{{Infobox
|title = Party Cheese Salad
|image = [[File:Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.png|250px]]
|caption = The AMPCS being presented to the viewer.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk Link]
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|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2012|01|26}}
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The '''Party Cheese Salad''' is perhaps one of Jack's most infamous recipes, mainly due to the fact it's fucking disgusting and inedible. The salad is so notorious that many YouTubers have made challenge videos where they recreate the salad and try to eat it. Needless to say, the salad has had an overall negative response from anyone who has eaten it.


== Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad ==
Jack has stated that he no longer plans to make any Aunt Myrna videos in the future. Some have theorised that he may blame Myrna for contributing to the influx of hatewatchers on his channel. There have also been theories that the original AMPCS was invented due to a damaged page in a recipe book, causing a recipe for a dessert and a recipe for an omelette to combine into one. Jack has turned the comments off on this video.


===Ingredients===
* ''2 small or 1 large Lemon or lime jello''
* ''med size can crush pineapple''
* ''8 oz cream cheese''
* ''1 green bell pepper chopped''
* ''1 small jar of pimento 1/2 cup chopped celery''
* ''8 oz Cool Whip or Whipped Cream
* ''1/2 cup nuts - Chopped''
* ''1/2 - 3/4 cup shredded american cheese''


The Party Cheese Salad <ref>https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk?si=_cuhlXf0FXDrFfKQ</ref> is perhaps one of Jack's most infamous recipes, mainly due to the fact it's disgusting and inedible. The salad is so notorious that many youtubers have made challenge videos where they recreate the salad and try to eat the thing. Needless to say, the salad has had an overall negative response from anyone who has eaten it.
===Directions===
[[File:Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.png|thumb|330x330px|The AMPCS being presented to the viewer]]
* ''Dissolve Jello in "Pinapple" in sauce pan (low heat)''
Jack has stated that he no longer plans to make any Aunt Myrna videos in the future, some have theorised that he may blame Aunt Myrna for contributing to the influx of hatewatchers on his channel. There have also been theories that the original AMPCS was invented due to a damaged page in a recipe book causing a recipe for a dessert and a recipe for an omelette to combine into one. Jack has turned the comments off on this video.
* ''Add chopped up Cream cheese stir until melted.''
* ''Add bell pepper, celery & pimento with nuts. mix.''
* ''Add cool whip, mix all ingredients and pour in 9x12 glass casserole dish''
* ''sprinkle with cheese''
* ''Refrigerate. for 4 hours''


====== Recipe (as written by Jack): ======
===Gallery===
[[File:Jack eating Party Cheese Salad.png|left|thumb|190x190px|Jack is in awe at the taste/smell of AMPCS]]
<gallery mode=nolines>
''2 small or 1 large Lemon or lime jello''
Jack eating Party Cheese Salad.png|Jack in awe at the taste/smell of AMPCS.
</gallery>


''med size can crush pineapple''
{{Clear}}


''8 oz cream cheese''  
==The Bacon Explosion==
{{Infobox
|title = Bacon Explosion
|image = [[File:Bacon Explosion.png|250px]]
|caption = The Explosion being grilled. Notice its resemblance to a meat Twinkie.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/rwHT2SuNOi8 Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2010|01|30}}
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The '''Bacon Explosion''' is noted as being one of Jack's fattest recipes. The Explosion was constructed on 30 Jan 2010, and got a surprisingly positive reception from the Foodjack community. Jack loved The Explosion so much that he even made a sequel. Jack hinted in a livestream from May 2026 that a third explosion may be on the table.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/mtyAvDcRJTo?si=b-UG4yhjqdN-IJDW&t=2484</ref>


''1 green bell pepper chopped''
A Jack-style Explosion is made from ground beef, filled with [[The Best Sauces|Jacksauce]] and bacon then wrapped in more bacon. Many are saying it's manly as FRICK and for the guys!


''1 small jar of pimento 1/2 cup chopped celery''
{{Clear}}


''8 oz Cool Whip or Whipped Cream 1/2 cup nuts - Chopped 1/2 - 3/4 cup shredded american cheese Directions: Dissolve Jello in "Pinapple" in sauce pan (low heat) Add chopped up Cream cheese stir until melted. Add bell  pepper, celery & pimento with nuts. mix. Add cool whip mix all ingredients and pour in 9x12 glass casserole dish sprinkle with cheese Refrigerate. for 4 hours''
==Brunswick Stew==
 
{{Infobox
 
|title = Brunswick Stew
 
|image = [[File:Brunswick stew.png|250px]]
== The Bacon Explosion ==
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/zz-3oGd1_Eg Link]
[[File:Bacon Explosion.png|thumb|The Explosion being grilled]]
|label1 = Uploaded
The Bacon Explosion <ref>https://youtu.be/rwHT2SuNOi8?si=Hx1HT5K26y0nnuO0</ref> is noted as being one of Jack's fattest recipes. The explosion was constructed on Jan 30th 2010, and got a surprisingly positive reception from the Foodjack community. Jack loved The Explosion so much that he even made a sequel. Jack hinted in a live in May 2026 that a third explosion may be on the table <ref>https://www.youtube.com/live/mtyAvDcRJTo?si=b-UG4yhjqdN-IJDW&t=2484</ref>. A Jack Style explosion is made from ground beef, filled with Jacksauce and bacon then wrapped in more bacon. Many are saying it's manly as frick and for the guys.
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2010|09|10}}
 
}}
 
An often overlooked dish, but a real Jack recipe, the '''Brunswick Stew''' was brought into this world on 10 September 2010 (fittingly close to another mass scale tragic event). The Brunswick is not a Jack Original, but it might as well be.
 
 
 
 
== Brunswick Stew ==
[[File:Brunswick stew.png|thumb|176x176px|The Brunswick ]]
An often overlooked dish, but a real Jack Recipe, the Brunswick Stew <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz-3oGd1_Eg&list=PLBx4rdo-_UmbMHkUs4IKJW1xPNTyMzkuu&index=8</ref> was brought into this world on Sep 10, 2010 (fittingly close to another mass scale tragic event). The Brunswick is not a Jack Original, but it might as well be.


Jack notably made the choice of deciding to put a whole green "bebber" (bell pepper) in the stew for reasons that are currently still unknown. The addition of creamed corn and BBQ sauce make this one stand out as a truly repulsive recipe.  
Jack notably made the choice of deciding to put a whole green "bebber" (bell pepper) in the stew for reasons that are currently still unknown. The addition of creamed corn and BBQ sauce make this one stand out as a truly repulsive recipe.  


{{Clear}}


==Church Chili==
{{Infobox
|title = Church Chili
|image = [[File:Church chili.png|250px]]
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0 Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2015|10|30}}
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Jack, being the dedicated and devout Christian convert he is, couldn't think of a better way to pay respects to his Church than to enter the chilli contest with the simply named "Church Chili".


This bold recipe starred a frozen year-old brisket, burned on the outside and grey/green with mold on the inside. Jack then proceeds to cut the brisket into cubes and throw it into the nauseating mess. Jack then walked into the church, Deadpool hat-adorned, and fed the chili to unsuspecting churchgoers. Needless to say, the "jurge jili" lost the contest. Jack was unable to comprehend that his blackened brisket did not win, and claimed that the contest must've been rigged, as that is the only way that his beast could've possibly lost. 


Unsurprisingly, this video got an overwhelmingly negative reception along with a few reaction videos. This "jili" was bound to go down in Jack history.


== Church Chili ==
===Gallery===
[[File:Church chili brisket.png|left|thumb|Jack proudly displays the antique brisket]]
<gallery mode=nolines>
Jack, being the dedicated and devout Christian convert he is, couldn't think of a better way to pay respects to his Church than to enter the chilli contest with the simply named "Church Chili"  (Oct 30, 2015)<ref>https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0?si=tPgexG1njnhoqPNN</ref>. This bold recipe consists of a froze year old brisket, burned on the outside and grey/green with mould on the inside in a chili. Then he proceeded to cut the brisket into cubes and throw it into the nauseating mess. Jack then walked into the church, deadpool hat adorned, and fed the chili to unsuspecting churchgoers. Needless to say, the "jurge jili" lost the contest. Jack was unable to comprehend that his blackened brisket didn't win and claimed that the contest must've been rigged as that is the only way that his beast could've possibly lost. 
Church chili brisket.png|Jack proudly displays the antique brisket.
[[File:Church chili.png|thumb|492x492px|The finished product]]
Jack reaction.png|"RULLY GIZE? MY JILI LOST? DEY LIDURALLY CHEADED."
Unsurprisingly, this video got an overwhelmingly negative reception along with a few reaction videos. This "jili" was bound to go down in Jack history.
</gallery>
[[File:Jack reaction.png|center|thumb|347x347px|''"RULLY GIZE? MY JILI LOST? DEY LIDURALLY CHEADED"'']]


== Garbage Stew ==
{{Clear}}
The aptly named Garbage Stew (Jul 7, 2015) <ref>https://youtu.be/4IrFYRNtD2I?si=jjas0pJLWEywiqO8</ref> was an Original Jack recipe. As a culinary visionary, Jack came up with the idea of a stew made from simply combining every rotting ingredient in his house and throwing it together in his crockpot.


Jack was generous enough to even give the viewer his own Garbage Stew recipe since he thought it was good enough to recreate.  
==Garbage Stew==
{{Infobox
|title = Garbage Stew
|image = [[File:Garbage stew.png|250px]]
|caption = The fittingly named Garbage Stew in action.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/4IrFYRNtD2I Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2015|07|07}}
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The aptly-named '''Garbage Stew''' was a Jack Original recipe. As a culinary visionary, Jack came up with the idea of a stew made from simply combining every rotting ingredient in his house and throwing it together in his crockpot. Jack was generous enough to even give the viewer his own Garbage Stew recipe, since he thought it was good enough to recreate.  


[[File:Garbage stew.png|thumb|654x654px|The fittingly named garbage stew in action]]
===Ingredients===
'''Recipe:'''
''(Requirements - all ingredients must be rotting.)''


''(requirements - all ingredients must be rotting)''
* ''Sirloin Steak''


''Sirloin Steak''
* ''smoked hot dogs''


''smoked hot dogs''
* ''smoked turkey''


''smoked turkey''
* ''Bacon''


''Bacon''
* ''sweet potatoes''


''sweet potatoes''
* ''lime''


''lime''
* ''celery''


''celery''
* ''baby spinach''


''baby spinach''
* ''french cut green "beens"''


''french cut green "beens"''
* ''creamed corn''


''creamed corn''
* ''jalapeno slices''


''jalapeno slices''
* ''"canjun" seasoning''


''"canjun" seasoning''
* ''diced green chilis''


''diced green chilis''
* ''1 beer''


''1 beer''
* ''1 jar of salsa''


''1 jar of salsa''
* ''1 jar of roasted red peppers''


''1 jar of roasted red peppers''
===Directions===
* ''Cut it all up.''  


''Cut it all up.''  
* ''Throw in crock pot and cook 4 hours high or 8 hours low''


''Throw in crock pot and cook 4 hours high or 8 hours low''
===Gallery===
[[File:Comment.png|left|thumb|382x382px|What many are saying about the stew]]
<gallery mode=nolines>
Comment.png|What many are saying about the stew.
</gallery>


{{Clear}}


==Goat==
{{Infobox
|title = Goat
|image = [[File:Jack reaction to goat.png|250px]]
|caption = The first time Jack couldn't eat something!
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/wI_dGWarW6Y Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2026|05|29}}
}}
On 29 May 2026, Jack attempted to '''smoke goat'''. Due to the fact that Jack cannot cook, the goat came out too tough to eat. Jack tried to bite it, went red in the face and then declared goat as a whole to be "unedible" because if this genius, multidisciplinary chef cannot cook it, then it cannot be eaten. Full stop.


== Goat ==
Despite many other Jack videos that would be almost universally considered a failure and inedible, Jack has called this the first failed recipe. Some viewers have noted that despite Jack's anti-WOKE stance, he still appears to have bought halal goat with Arabic text on the packaging, leading to concerns that Jack may have gone woke for goat. Jack is yet to comment on this matter. Jack also uses expired yogurt in this recipe.
On May 29th, 2026, Jack attempted to smoke goat <ref>https://youtu.be/wI_dGWarW6Y?si=2gaOmAUpvyhlD3yC</ref>. Due to the fact that Jack cannot cook, the goat came out  too tough to eat. Jack tried to bite it, went red in the face and then declared goat as a whole to be "unedible" because if this genius, multidisciplinary chef cannot cook it, then it cannot be eaten. Full stop.
[[File:Jack reaction to goat.png|center|thumb|244x244px|The first time Jack couldn't eat something]]


Despite many other Jack videos that would be almost universally considered a failure and inedible, Jack has called this the first failed recipe. Some viewers have noted that despite Jack's antiwoke stance, he still appears to have bought halal goat with Arabic text on the packaging, leading to concerns that Jack may have gone woke for goat. Jack is yet to comment on this matter. Jack also uses expired yogurt in this recipe.
{{Clear}}


== Jack's Making Something WILD In The Kitchen ==
==Jack's Making Something WILD In The Kitchen==
As the name suggests, Jack did in fact make something WILD in the kitchen <ref>https://youtu.be/rF4y2FtwGjo?si=3g5mcqv-53k-4IHP</ref> on that fateful day of Apr 4, 2026.
{{Infobox
[[File:Chicken wings.png|thumb|The WILD thing being boiled]]
|title = Jack's Making Something WILD In The Kitchen
|image = [[File:Chicken wings.png|250px]]
|caption = The WILD thing being boiled.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/rF4y2FtwGjo Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2026|04|04}}
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{{Quote|Tastes like orange chicken.|Jack, on chicken cooked in orange juice.}}
As the name suggests, Jack did in fact make something WILD in the kitchen on that fateful day of 4 April 2026.<ref>https://youtu.be/rF4y2FtwGjo?si=3g5mcqv-53k-4IHP</ref>
Jack being the culinary creative that he is, decided to boil some "jiggum" (chicken) wings in a pot of orange juice then cover them in soy sauce, honey, ketchup and mustard resulting in this yellow abstraction.  
Jack being the culinary creative that he is, decided to boil some "jiggum" (chicken) wings in a pot of orange juice then cover them in soy sauce, honey, ketchup and mustard resulting in this yellow abstraction.  


===Ingredients===
* ''Chicken: 1 kg (approx. 2 lbs) of chicken wings or drumettes.''
* ''Simmering Liquid: 1.5 to 2.5 cups of orange juice.''
* ''Aromatics: 3 cloves of crushed garlic.''
* ''Dry Seasonings: 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp black pepper, 1 tsp paprika, and 1 tsp dried oregano.''
* ''Glaze Boosters: 5 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp honey, 1 tbsp ketchup, and 1 tbsp mustard.''


'''Recipe:'''
===Directions===
* ''Simmer in Juice: Place the chicken wings in a large pot and pour in the orange juice. Cover and cook over medium heat. Cook till gone.''
* ''Add Aromatics: Add the crushed garlic, salt, pepper, paprika, and oregano. 1/2 cup water. Cover again and simmer for another 5 to 10 minutes to infuse the flavors. Add soy sauce and simmer 15 min.''


''Chicken: 1 kg (approx. 2 lbs) of chicken wings or drumettes. Simmering Liquid: 1.5 to 2.5 cups of orange juice. Aromatics: 3 cloves of crushed garlic. Dry Seasonings: 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp black pepper, 1 tsp paprika, and 1 tsp dried oregano. Glaze Boosters: 5 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp honey, 1 tbsp ketchup, and 1 tbsp mustard. Simmer in Juice: Place the chicken wings in a large pot and pour in the orange juice. Cover and cook over medium heat. Cook till gone. Add Aromatics: Add the crushed garlic, salt, pepper, paprika, and oregano. 1/2 cup water. Cover again and simmer for another 5 to 10 minutes to infuse the flavors. Add soy sauce and simmer 15 min.''
{{Clear}}


<blockquote>''"Tastes like orange chicken"''
==KETO dishes==
[[File:Churro.png|thumb|250px|Jack holding a waffle shaped omelette.]]
As a keto leaning individual, Jack has made a variety of different shaped omelettes or pieces of melted cheese that he likes to describe as keto dishes. A noteworthy example would be "Keto Churros" (11 June 2022)<ref>https://youtu.be/QPoj2rMSaxY?si=SrZ8UVq7ZX2uozDd</ref> - in this particularly disastrous keto recipe for keto leaners or otherwise KETO folks, Jack assembles an omelette including cheese, cinnamon and sugar. This is a deeper cut of Jack's and mostly received positive feedback from Foodjacks (althought it is most likely that Jack deleted any negative comments on his masterpiece).


'''-Jack, on chicken cooked in orange juice'''</blockquote>
{{Clear}}


==Lazy Man's Chicken Crumble==
{{Infobox
|title = Lazy Man's Chicken Crumble
|image = [[File:Chicken crumble.png|250px]]
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/ai4dC8wLsaA Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2011|01|07}}
}}
{{Quote|This has got to be one of the simplest recipes Jack has shown on the lazy man's series.|Jack.}}
In one of Jack's most stereotypical Jack Recipes, to the point where it even seems like a caricature of his own cooking, Jack constructed a '''"Chicken Crumble"''',<ref>https://youtu.be/ai4dC8wLsaA?si=eHkvB1T-Yjpahgs-</ref> in which he smeared mayo all over a frozen chicken breast and topped the thing with crouton dust. Jack claims the recipe came from someone named "Jenny Doomsday" (fitting for the recipe in point).


== KETO dishes ==
{{Clear}}
As a keto leaning individual, Jack has made a variety of different shaped omelettes or pieces of melted cheese that he likes to describe as keto dishes. A noteworthy example would be "Keto Churros" (Jun 11, 2022) <ref>https://youtu.be/QPoj2rMSaxY?si=SrZ8UVq7ZX2uozDd</ref>, in this particularly disastrous keto recipe for keto leaners or otherwise KETO folks, Jack assembles an omelette including cheese, cinnamon and sugar. This is a deeper cut of Jack's and mostly received positive feedback from Foodjacks (althought it is most likely that Jack deleted any negative comments on his masterpiece).
[[File:Churro.png|center|thumb|218x218px|Jack holding a waffle shaped omelette]]


== Lazy Man's Chicken Crumble ==
==Lazy Man's Lasagna==
In one of Jack's most stereotypical Jack Recipes, to the point where it even seems like a caricature of his own cooking, Jack constructed a "Chicken Crumble" (Jan 7, 2011) <ref>https://youtu.be/ai4dC8wLsaA?si=eHkvB1T-Yjpahgs-</ref>, in which he smeared mayo all over a frozen chicken breast and topped the thing with crouton dust. Jack claims the recipe came from someone named "Jenny Doomsday" (fitting for the recipe in point).
{{Infobox
|title = Lazy Man's Lasagna
|image = [[File:Lasagna.png|250px]]
|caption = The Lazy Man's "Lasagna".
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/ok4cM6WTA5E Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2008|12|06}}
}}
Jack embraced his roots when he decided to put his own spin on the Italian with the '''Lazy Man's Lasagna'''. This authentic dish gave average Joe Foodjacks a simple yet effective way to make a lasagna. It even includes Jack's beloved Muzzarell.  The dish was just penne pasta mixed with cheese and tomato sauce but was essentially the same as a real lasagna, just made simple.  


[[File:Chicken crumble.png|center|thumb|455x455px|The Chicken Crumble]]
===Ingredients===
<blockquote>''"This has got to be one of the simplest recipes Jack has shown on the lazy man's series."''  
* ''1 32oz jars of pasta sauce''
* ''1/2 large ricotta cheese container''
* ''1/2 lb of mozzarella (shredded)''
* ''1 lb of mostaccioli or rigatoni''


'''- Jack'''</blockquote>
===Directions===
* ''Cook pasta.''
* ''Drain pasta. Don't cool down. Keep warm.''
* ''Pour heated sauce into pot that had pasta in it.''
* ''Add shredded mozzarella. mix in.''
* ''Add pasta. mix in.''
* ''Add ricotta cheese. mix in.''


===Gallery===
<gallery mode=nolines>
Comment3.png|A viewer response to the muzzarell filled lasagna.
</gallery>


== Lazy Man's Lasagna ==
{{Clear}}
[[File:Lasagna.png|left|thumb|The Lazy Man's "Lasagna"]]


==Lazy Man's Lobster Pasta==
{{Infobox
|title = Lazy Man's Lobster Pasta
|image = [[File:Jack.png|250px]]
|caption = A red-faced Jack gets ready to chow down.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/4C79QhLWKzo Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2026|06|05}}
}}
'''Lazy Man's Lobster Pasta''' is a biohazard from 2026. A classic Jack-style Lazy Man recipe in which Jack constructs a "lobsta basta" dish from spaghetti, premade soup, and langostinos. The recipe was met with a mixed response with some Foodjacks calling the recipe "yummy", while others were disgusted to witness the vulgar, soupy subversion be displayed so unabashedly. Viewers criticised Jack for not salting the pasta water, however one may argue that this was hardly the biggest issue with the supposed dish. Jack heavily promoted the basta on his social medias before it was released, and had spoken about it for weeks before.


Jack embraced his roots when he decided to put his own spin on the Italian with the Lazy Man's Lasagna <ref>https://youtu.be/ok4cM6WTA5E?si=WhCIJ5gzUp4L7xTI</ref>. This authentic dish gave average Joe Foodjacks a simple yet effective way to make a lasagna. It even includes Jack's beloved Muzzarell.  The dish was just penne pasta mixed with cheese and tomato sauce but was essentially the same as a real lasagna, just made simple.  
===Gallery===
<gallery mode=nolines>
Jack confronts a hater.png|Jack fires back at a hater of the lobster pasta.
</gallery>


{{Clear}}


[[File:Comment3.png|center|thumb|A viewer response to the muzzarell filled lasagna]]
==Lazy Man's Mac and Cheese==
{{Infobox
|title = Lazy Man's Mac and Cheese
|image = [[File:Cheeseballs.png|250px]]
|caption = Jack stirring cheese balls and water.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/rYIGFq2XFwY Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2024|04|06}}
}}
{{Quote|Not bad.|Tammy, lying.}}
The '''Lazy Man's Mac and Cheese''' is one of Jack's horrendous and low effort recipes - a real Jack Recipe. This so called "mac and cheese" is made from mixing cheese balls, water and pasta to create some kind of substance.


This particular dish got such a negative response from the viewers that Jack turned off the dislike button; however, surprisingly, this time he left the comments up. In this video, Tammy is forced to try the orange goo and spends a good few seconds procrastinating eating it before she eventually takes a bite. This "dish" is a real slap in the face to the viewer, as it's genuinely insulting.


===Gallery===
<gallery mode=nolines>
Jack with ingredients.png|Jack shows off the ingredients.
</gallery>


'''Recipe:'''
{{Clear}}


''(single serving) 1 32oz jars of pasta sauce 1/2 large ricotta cheese container 1/2 lb of mozzarella (shredded) 1 lb of mostaccioli  or rigatoni Directions: Cook pasta. Drain pasta. Don't cool down. Keep warm. Pour heated sauce into pot that had pasta in it. Add shredded mozzarella. mix in. Add pasta. mix in. Add ricotta cheese. mix in.''
==Lazy Man's Orange Chicken #2==
{{Infobox
|title = Lazy Man's Orange Chicken #2
|image = [[File:Lazy Man's orange chicken.png|250px]]
|caption = Jack points at his orang juggem.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/OnspD-QhZuE Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2022|09|23}}
}}
On 23 September 2022, the '''sequel to the original Lazy Man's Orange Chicken''' was released to the public, which Jack and some Foodjacks had deemed too complex to be a Lazy Man recipe. Jack decided to improve on the original dish by making chicken nuggets covered in frozen orange juice, vinegar and ketchup. This recipe is undoubtably a real Jack Recipe. Jack has declared this recipe to be "GUD", although a little tangier than he likes.  


As a viewer stated in the comments, ketchup already contains vinegar, making Jack's addition of vinegar meaningless, much like the entire recipe as it sucks. Despite the blatantly low quality of this recipe, even by Lazy Man standards, Jack remains defensive.


== Lazy Man's Lobster Pasta ==
===Gallery===
[[File:Jack.png|thumb|328x328px|A red-faced Jack gets ready to chow down]]
<gallery mode=nolines>
Lazy Man's Lobster Pasta <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C79QhLWKzo</ref> is a biohazard from 2026. A classic Jack-style Lazy Man recipe in which Jack constructs a "lobsta basta" dish from spaghetti, premade soup, and langostinos. The recipe was met with a mixed response with some Foodjacks calling the recipe "yummy", while others were disgusted to witness the vulgar, soupy subversion be displayed so unabashedly. Viewers criticised Jack for not salting the pasta water, however one may argue that this was hardly the biggest issue with the supposed dish. Jack heavily promoted the basta on his social medias before it was released and had spoken about it for weeks before.
Jack comment.png|Jack pwns a hater who doesn't understand the Lazy Man series.
</gallery>


[[File:Jack confronts a hater.png|center|thumb|358x358px|Jack fires back at a hater of the lobster pasta]]
{{Clear}}


== Lazy Man's Mac and Cheese ==
==MEAT CHILI (CARNIVORE SAFE)==
{{Infobox
|title = MEAT CHILI
|image = [[File:Meatchili.png|250px]]
|caption = The MEET being prepared.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/_JUYVlaelpk Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2024|11|30}}
}}
'''MEAT CHILI''' is a superfood FOR THE GUYS and an original Jack Recipe, a carnivore chili made from various unappetising pieces of meat and thrown together in a pot. The meat chili is, in many ways, similar to the seafood chili, both being carnivore chilis that look sickening and are a real displeasure to watch. Jack proceeds to happily shovel this MEAT into his mouth for the viewer. The addition of gizzards makes this recipe particularly stomach-churning.


===Ingredients===
* ''1LBS BONELESS COUNTRY POK RIBS''
* ''1 LBS CARNE ASADA MEAT''
* ''8 SLICES OF PRE COOKED BACON''
* ''1LBS CHICKEN BREAST TENDERLOIN''
* ''1LBS CHICKEN GIZZARDS''
* ''CONTAINER OF BEEF BONE BROTH''
* ''1/2 CUP RED BOAT FISH SAUCE''
* ''1 ONION''
* ''5 CLOVES OF PELLED GARLIC''
* ''1/2 CUP HEAVEY WHIPPING CREAM''
* ''1 STICK OF BUTTER''
* ''1 PKG OF CREAM CHEESE''
* ''3 HARD BOILED EGGS''
* ''1 PACKET OF GELATIN''
* ''1 TBLSP OF CHILI POWDER''
* ''1 TBLSP OF SMOKED PAPRIKA''
* ''1 TBLSP OF CUMIN''
* ''1 TBLSP OF ITALIAN SEASONING''
* ''1 TBLSP OF CINNAMON''


The Lazy Man's Mac and Cheese <ref>https://youtu.be/rYIGFq2XFwY?si=z7blrW2QW7-s08Rg</ref> is one of Jack's horrendous and low effort recipes. A real Jack Recipe. This so called ""mac and cheese"" is made from mixing cheese balls, water and pasta to create some kind of substance. 
===Directions===
[[File:Cheeseballs.png|thumb|507x507px|Jack stirring cheese balls and water]]
* ''BROWN ALL MEAT.''
[[File:Jack with ingredients.png|left|thumb|349x349px|Jack shows off the ingredients]]
* ''SAUTÉ ONION AND GARLIC IN THE BUTTER''
This particular dish got such a negative response from the viewers that Jack turned off the dislike button, however, surprisingly, this time he left the comments up. In this video, Tammy is forced to try the orange goo and spends a good few seconds procrastinating eating it before she eventually takes a bite. This ""dish"" is a real slap in the face to the viewer as it's genuinely insulting.  
* ''INSERT ALL MEAT, GARLIC & ONION, SEASONING, CREAM, FISH SAUCE AND GELATIN IN SLOW COOKER FOR 4 HOURS OR PRESSURE COOKER FO 20 MINUTES ON HIGH.''
* Remember to insert meat into this dish if you decide to make it.


<blockquote>''"Not bad "'' '''- Tammy (lying)'''
===Gallery===
<gallery mode=nolines>
Comments.png|Viewers discuss the meat chili.
</gallery>


</blockquote>
{{Clear}}


==Pink Chicken==
[[File:Pink chicken.png|thumb|250px|The notorious pink chicken featured in Jack's McCormick Bag 'n Season review.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc</ref>]]
Jack is perhaps most well known for his trademark '''"pink chicken"''', or as he likes to describe it, "gooshing joosy wet jiggum". Over the years, Jack has prepared various recipes featuring his infamous raw chicken that leaks blood everywhere, which has been relentlessly mocked by viewers and received much pushback from those concerned about food safety. Jack, of course, will never admit that his "jiggum" is raw and will most likely continue to cook "rare" chicken.


The pink chicken has come to be a symbol of Jack in general, and one of his most defining characteristics with his cooking.


{{Clear}}


==SALAD NIGHT==
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|header1 = [https://youtu.be/cUW_bXll6YM Link]
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'''SALAD NIGHT''' is a video from the Lazy Man collection in which Jack makes a selection of three Lazy Man "salads". In typical Jack fashion, 2/3 of these salads include heaps of mayo.


== Lazy Man's Orange Chicken #2 ==
On Sep 23, 2022, the sequel <ref>https://youtu.be/OnspD-QhZuE?si=n1Serw9MHnVuj4AL</ref> to the original Lazy Man's Orange Chicken was released to the public, which Jack and some Foodjacks had deemed too complex to be a Lazy Man recipe. Jack decided to improve on the original dish by making chicken nuggets covered in frozen orange juice, vinegar and ketchup. This recipe is undoubtably a Real Jack Recipe. Jack has declared this recipe to be "GUD" although a little tangier than he likes.
[[File:Lazy Man's orange chicken.png|thumb|Jack points at his orang juggem]]
As a viewer stated in the comments, ketchup already contains vinegar, making Jack's addition of vinegar meaningless, much like the entire recipe as it sucks. Despite the blatantly low quality of this recipe, even by Lazy Man standards, Jack remains defensive.
[[File:Jack comment.png|center|thumb|495x495px|Jack pwns a hater who doesn't understand the Lazy Man Series]]
== MEAT CHILI (CARNIVORE SAFE) ==
[[File:Meatchili.png|left|thumb|The MEET being prepared]]
MEAT CHILI (Nov 30, 2024) <ref>https://youtu.be/_JUYVlaelpk?si=ORr2IdF9vIuSSNdw</ref> is a superfood FOR THE GUYS and an original Jack Recipe, a carnivore chili made from various unappetising pieces of meat and thrown together in a pot. The meat chili is, in many ways, similar to the seafood chili, both being carnivore chilis that look sickening and are a real displeasure to watch. Jack proceeds to happily shovel this MEET into his mouth for the viewer. The addition of gizzards makes this recipe particularly stomach churning.
====== Recipe: ======
''1LBS BONELESS COUNTRY POK RIBS 1 LBS CARNE ASADA MEAT 8 SLICES OF PRE COOKED BACON 1LBS CHICKEN BREAST TENDERLOIN 1LBS CHICKEN GIZZARDS CONTAINER OF BEEF BONE BROTH 1/2 CUP RED BOAT FISH SAUCE 1 ONION 5 CLOVES OF PELLED GARLIC 1/2 CUP HEAVEY WHIPPING CREAM 1 STICK OF BUTTER 1 PKG OF CREAM CHEESE 3 HARD BOILED EGGS 1 PACKET OF GELATIN 1 TBLSP OF CHILI POWDER 1 TBLSP OF SMOKED PAPRIKA 1 TBLSP OF CUMIN 1 TBLSP OF ITALIAN SEASONING 1 TBLSP OF CINNAMON DIRECTIONS BROWN ALL MEAT. SAUTÉ ONION AND GARLIC IN THE BUTTER INSERT ALL MEAT, GARLIC & ONION, SEASONING, CREAM, FISH SAUCE AND GELATIN IN SLOW COOKER FOR 4 HOURS OR PRESSURE COOKER FO 20 MINUTES ON HIGH.''
Remember to insert meat into this dish if you decide to make it.
[[File:Comments.png|center|thumb|441x441px|Viewers discuss the meat chili]]
== Pink Chicken ==
Jack is perhaps most well known for his trademark Pink Chicken, or as he likes to describe it "gooshing joosy wet jiggum". Over the years, Jack has prepared various recipes featuring his infamous raw chicken that leaks blood everywhere, which has been relentlessly mocked by viewers and received much pushback from those concerned about food safety. Jack, of course, will never admit that his "jiggum" is raw and will most likely continue to cook "rare" chicken.
The pink chicken has come to be a symbol of Jack in general and one of his most defining characteristics with his cooking, alongside MAYO.
[[File:Pink chicken.png|center|thumb|The notorious pink chicken featured in Jack's McCormick Bag 'n Season review <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc&list=PL8RfTf95CYGYYbrWOcpuvtHjd96HpuWMX&index=8</ref>]]
== SALAD NIGHT ==
SALAD NIGHT <ref>https://youtu.be/cUW_bXll6YM?si=39htzmNPPxHSXz52</ref> is a video from the Lazy Man collection in which Jack makes a selection of three Lazy Man "salads". In typical Jack fashion, 2/3 of these salads include heaps of mayo.
[[File:Mayo .png|thumb|Heaping spoons of mayo being added to the classically Italian macaroni salad]]
These salads were notable for being incredibly low effort, low energy and generally abhorrent, even for a Lazy Man recipe. As with most of his Mayo heavy or otherwise controversial videos, Jack has turned the comments off.  
These salads were notable for being incredibly low effort, low energy and generally abhorrent, even for a Lazy Man recipe. As with most of his Mayo heavy or otherwise controversial videos, Jack has turned the comments off.  
[[File:Bean salad.png|left|thumb|The bean salad mayo content]]


====== The Salads ======
===The Salads===
# Bean Salad (the worst one): This salad consists of cold pork and beans from a can, onion, white vinegar, and two heaping tablespoons of mayo
# Bean Salad (the worst one): This salad consists of cold pork and beans from a can, onion, white vinegar, and two heaping tablespoons of mayo
# Tomato Salad: This salad is made from water(?), tomato, "oragano", EVOO, and black pepper
# Tomato Salad: This salad is made from water(?), tomato, "oragano", EVOO, and black pepper
# Macaroni Salad: Includes heaping tablespoons of MAYO, macaroni and tomatoes.  
# Macaroni Salad: Includes heaping tablespoons of MAYO, macaroni and tomatoes.  


===Gallery===
<gallery mode=nolines>
Mayo .png|Heaping spoons of mayo being added to the classically Italian macaroni salad.
Bean salad.png||The bean salad mayo content.
</gallery>


{{Clear}}


== SEAFOOD CHILI (Carnivore) ==
==SEAFOOD CHILI (Carnivore)==
 
{{Infobox
 
|title = SEAFOOD CHILI (Carnivore)
Seafood Chili <ref>https://youtu.be/H0urijHAOjk?si=cjXHHAzGlvlFWGO-</ref> (Nov 22, 2024), a carnivore recipe is famous for it's giant fish chunks and use of fish sauce. Jack appears to use a high quantity of fish sauce in this chili as he seems to believe that fish sauce is sauce made for fish. Despite the fact this chili is repulsive, Jack still ranks it as a HOMERUN RECIPE.
|image = [[File:Seafood chili.png|250px]]
[[File:Seafood chili.png|left|thumb|The SEAFOOD CHILI on display]]
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/H0urijHAOjk Link]
 
|label1 = Uploaded
 
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2024|11|22}}
'''Recipe:'''
}}
 
'''Seafood Chili''' is a carnivore recipe is famous for it's giant fish chunks and use of fish sauce. Jack appears to use a high quantity of fish sauce in this chili, as he seems to believe that fish sauce is sauce made for fish. Despite the fact this chili is repulsive, Jack still ranks it as a HOMERUN RECIPE.  
''SEAFOOD CHILI BAG OF TILAPIA FILLETS BAG OF DEVAINED NO TAIL SHRIMP BAG OF CALAMARI RINGS CAN OF CRAB MEAT 1 CONTAINER OF CHICKEN BONE BROTH 1 PKT OF GELATINE 2 TBLSP OF CHILI POWDER 2 TBLSP OF OREGANO 2 TBLSP OF MINCED ONIONS 2 TBLSP OF MINCED GARLIC 1 TBLSP OF CINAMON 1 CUP HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM 2 STICKS BUTTER 1/2 CUP RED BOAT FISH SAUCE 2 TBLSP OF BLACK GARLIC SALT DIRECTIONS PUT FILLETS ON COOKIE SHEET. SEASON. COOK TO 145F MELT BUTTER IN STOCK POT SAUTÉ CALAMARI & SHRIMP IN BUTTER. ADD BONE BROTH, ALL SEASONING, CRAB MEAT, RED BOAT SAUCE, CREAM, "GELETIN" SIMMER FOR 15 MINUTES SERVE OVER FILLETS IN BOWL AND ENJOY''
 
[[File:Comment2.png|center|thumb|485x485px|A viewer responds to the seafood chili]]
 
== Seafood Pizza ==
[[File:Seafood pizza.png|thumb|Jack grabs a handful of "jeez" to coat the Seafood Pizza]]
The Seafood Pizza (Sep 5, 2025) <ref>https://youtu.be/F4_JpOhyE_U?si=1CjLjju0Ze6-eSrw</ref>, a more recent Jack Recipe, involves Jack making a mountain of cheese and fish chunks. The huge watery fish chunks covered in charcoal stand out as a highlight of the dish. In typical ''authentic Italian'' style, Jack once again covers the meat on his pizza with "jeez" (cheese). 
 
'''Recipe:'''
 
''Pizza dough''
 
''Rao Sauce''
 
''Salmon''
 
''Crab meat''
 
''Tilapia (big frozen fish chunks)''
 
''Old Bay seasoning''
 
''Sauce dough''
 
''Put toppings on Season Bake 40 15-20 minutes''
 
<blockquote>''I totally understand, seafood pizza isn't for everyone! Give it a try if you're feeling adventurous, you might be pleasantly surprised!''
 
'''-Jack (ChatGPT)'''</blockquote>
 
== Strings and Pegs ==
A lesser discussed Aunt Myrna recipe, Strings and Pegs (Dec 17, 2010)<ref>https://youtu.be/K5VNfVONybc?si=j-zm6uSeASF20MxA</ref> was unleashed upon the world. As this is an Aunt Myrna recipe, it is putrid.  


Strings and pegs is a diseased casserole style dish with ""strings"" (string beans) and ""pegs"" (shoepeg corn) in a white sauce topped with Ritz crackers. Much like the PCS, it features pimentos too. S+P is a perfect counterpart to the PCS as both are awful and absurd.
===Ingredients===
[[File:Strings and pegs.png|thumb|606x606px|Jack plating up some S+P]]
* ''BAG OF TILAPIA FILLETS''
Strings and Pegs got an overall mixed reaction but mostly negative. Many have noted the offputting, uncanny nature of S+P.
* ''BAG OF DEVAINED NO TAIL SHRIMP''
* ''BAG OF CALAMARI RINGS''
* ''CAN OF CRAB MEAT''
* ''1 CONTAINER OF CHICKEN BONE BROTH''
* ''1 PKT OF GELATINE''
* ''2 TBLSP OF CHILI POWDER''
* ''2 TBLSP OF OREGANO''
* ''2 TBLSP OF MINCED ONIONS''
* ''2 TBLSP OF MINCED GARLIC''
* ''1 TBLSP OF CINAMON''
* ''1 CUP HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM''
* ''2 STICKS BUTTER''
* ''1/2 CUP RED BOAT FISH SAUCE''
* ''2 TBLSP OF BLACK GARLIC SALT''


===Directions===
* ''PUT FILLETS ON COOKIE SHEET. SEASON.''
* ''COOK TO 145F''
* ''MELT BUTTER IN STOCK POT''
* ''SAUTÉ CALAMARI & SHRIMP IN BUTTER.''
* ''ADD BONE BROTH, ALL SEASONING, CRAB MEAT, RED BOAT SAUCE, CREAM, "GELETIN"''
* ''SIMMER FOR 15 MINUTES''
* ''SERVE OVER FILLETS IN BOWL AND ENJOY''


<blockquote>''Good ol' Aunt Myrna blows us away with another great recipe that is perfect for any occasion.''
===Gallery===
<gallery mode=nolines>
Comment2.png|A viewer responds to the seafood chili.
</gallery>


'''- Jack'''</blockquote>
{{Clear}}


==Seafood Pizza==
{{Infobox
|title = Seafood Pizza
|image = [[File:Seafood pizza.png|250px]]
|caption = Jack grabs a handful of "jeez" to coat the Seafood Pizza.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/F4_JpOhyE_U Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
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{{Quote|I totally understand, seafood pizza isn't for everyone! Give it a try if you're feeling adventurous, you might be pleasantly surprised!|Jack (ChatGPT).}}
The '''Seafood Pizza''', a more recent Jack Recipe, involves Jack making a mountain of cheese and fish chunks. The huge watery fish chunks covered in charcoal stand out as a highlight of the dish. In typical ''authentic Italian'' style, Jack once again covers the meat on his pizza with "jeez" (cheese).


'''Recipe:'''
===Ingredients===
* ''Pizza dough''
* ''Rao Sauce''
* ''Salmon''
* ''Crab meat''
* ''Tilapia (big frozen fish chunks)''
* ''Old Bay seasoning''
* ''Sauce dough''


''1 can of french style green beans strained''
===Directions===
* ''Put toppings on''
* ''Season''
* ''Bake 40 15-20 minutes''


''1 can of shoe peg white corn drained''
{{Clear}}


''9x13 sprayed. mix corn and beans in pan.''
==Strings and Pegs==
{{Infobox
|title = Strings and Pegs
|image = [[File:Strings and pegs.png|250px]]
|caption = Jack plating up some S+P.
|header1 = [https://youtu.be/K5VNfVONybc Link]
|label1 = Uploaded
|data1  = {{Birth date and age|2010|12|17}}
}}
{{Quote|Good ol' Aunt Myrna blows us away with another great recipe that is perfect for any occasion.|Jack, delusional or lying.}}
A lesser discussed Aunt Myrna recipe, '''Strings and Pegs''' (Dec 17, 2010)<ref>https://youtu.be/K5VNfVONybc?si=j-zm6uSeASF20MxA</ref> was unleashed upon the world. As this is an Aunt Myrna recipe, it is quite putrid.


''mix 1/2 cup chopped onion, 1/2 cup sour cream, 1/2 cup pimentos, 1/2 cup grated sharp cheddar, 1 can of cream of celery soup. pour on top.''
Strings and pegs is a diseased casserole style dish with "strings" (string beans) and "pegs" (shoepeg corn) in a white sauce topped with Ritz crackers. Much like the Party Cheese Salad, it features pimentos too. S+P is a perfect counterpart to the PCS, as both are awful and absurd.  


''stack of ritz crackers crushed. sprinkle on top.''
Strings and Pegs got an overall mixed reaction, but mostly negative. Many have noted the offputting, uncanny nature of S+P.


''melt stick of butter and pour on top.''
===Directions===
* ''1 can of french style green beans strained''
* ''1 can of shoe peg white corn drained''
* ''9x13 sprayed. mix corn and beans in pan.''
* ''mix 1/2 cup chopped onion, 1/2 cup sour cream, 1/2 cup pimentos, 1/2 cup grated sharp cheddar, 1 can of cream of celery soup. pour on top.''
* ''stack of ritz crackers crushed. sprinkle on top.''
* ''melt stick of butter and pour on top.''
* ''then 1/2 cup slivered almonds on top of that.''
* ''bake for 1/2 at 375 and 1/2 at 350''


''then 1/2 cup slivered almonds on top of that.''
===Gallery===
<gallery mode=nolines>
Comment5.png|A Foodjack expresses dismay at Strings and Pegs, and laments putting trust in Jack, all while stating a fact about Jack's kitchen.
</gallery>


''bake for 1/2 at 375 and 1/2 at 350''
{{Clear}}


[[File:Comment5.png|center|thumb|621x621px|A foodjack expresses dismay at strings and pegs and laments putting trust in Jack while stating a fact about Jack's kitchen]]
==References==
{{reflist}}

Latest revision as of 01:43, 7 July 2026

Left on the agenda:

Really just add as many notable recipes as possible.

Artistic rendition of a Jack-run restaurant menu.

Jack is most well known for his home-cooked biohazards which he crafts on the Cooking with Jack Show.

Jack's dishes have faced much backlash over the years, especially his Lazy Man collection, Aunt Myrna Recipes, carnivore recipes and anything that involves raw meat or high quantities of mayonnaise.

Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

Party Cheese Salad

The AMPCS being presented to the viewer.

Link
Uploaded (2012-01-26) January 26, 2012

(age 14)

The Party Cheese Salad is perhaps one of Jack's most infamous recipes, mainly due to the fact it's fucking disgusting and inedible. The salad is so notorious that many YouTubers have made challenge videos where they recreate the salad and try to eat it. Needless to say, the salad has had an overall negative response from anyone who has eaten it.

Jack has stated that he no longer plans to make any Aunt Myrna videos in the future. Some have theorised that he may blame Myrna for contributing to the influx of hatewatchers on his channel. There have also been theories that the original AMPCS was invented due to a damaged page in a recipe book, causing a recipe for a dessert and a recipe for an omelette to combine into one. Jack has turned the comments off on this video.

Ingredients

  • 2 small or 1 large Lemon or lime jello
  • med size can crush pineapple
  • 8 oz cream cheese
  • 1 green bell pepper chopped
  • 1 small jar of pimento 1/2 cup chopped celery
  • 8 oz Cool Whip or Whipped Cream
  • 1/2 cup nuts - Chopped
  • 1/2 - 3/4 cup shredded american cheese

Directions

  • Dissolve Jello in "Pinapple" in sauce pan (low heat)
  • Add chopped up Cream cheese stir until melted.
  • Add bell pepper, celery & pimento with nuts. mix.
  • Add cool whip, mix all ingredients and pour in 9x12 glass casserole dish
  • sprinkle with cheese
  • Refrigerate. for 4 hours

Gallery

  • Jack in awe at the taste/smell of AMPCS.

    Jack in awe at the taste/smell of AMPCS.

The Bacon Explosion

Bacon Explosion

The Explosion being grilled. Notice its resemblance to a meat Twinkie.

Link
Uploaded (2010-01-30) January 30, 2010

(age 16)

The Bacon Explosion is noted as being one of Jack's fattest recipes. The Explosion was constructed on 30 Jan 2010, and got a surprisingly positive reception from the Foodjack community. Jack loved The Explosion so much that he even made a sequel. Jack hinted in a livestream from May 2026 that a third explosion may be on the table.[1]

A Jack-style Explosion is made from ground beef, filled with Jacksauce and bacon then wrapped in more bacon. Many are saying it's manly as FRICK and for the guys!

Brunswick Stew

Brunswick Stew
Link
Uploaded (2010-09-10) September 10, 2010

(age 15)

An often overlooked dish, but a real Jack recipe, the Brunswick Stew was brought into this world on 10 September 2010 (fittingly close to another mass scale tragic event). The Brunswick is not a Jack Original, but it might as well be.

Jack notably made the choice of deciding to put a whole green "bebber" (bell pepper) in the stew for reasons that are currently still unknown. The addition of creamed corn and BBQ sauce make this one stand out as a truly repulsive recipe.

Church Chili

Church Chili
Link
Uploaded (2015-10-30) October 30, 2015

(age 10)

Jack, being the dedicated and devout Christian convert he is, couldn't think of a better way to pay respects to his Church than to enter the chilli contest with the simply named "Church Chili".

This bold recipe starred a frozen year-old brisket, burned on the outside and grey/green with mold on the inside. Jack then proceeds to cut the brisket into cubes and throw it into the nauseating mess. Jack then walked into the church, Deadpool hat-adorned, and fed the chili to unsuspecting churchgoers. Needless to say, the "jurge jili" lost the contest. Jack was unable to comprehend that his blackened brisket did not win, and claimed that the contest must've been rigged, as that is the only way that his beast could've possibly lost.

Unsurprisingly, this video got an overwhelmingly negative reception along with a few reaction videos. This "jili" was bound to go down in Jack history.

Gallery

  • Jack proudly displays the antique brisket.

    Jack proudly displays the antique brisket.

  • "RULLY GIZE? MY JILI LOST? DEY LIDURALLY CHEADED."

    "RULLY GIZE? MY JILI LOST? DEY LIDURALLY CHEADED."

Garbage Stew

Garbage Stew

The fittingly named Garbage Stew in action.

Link
Uploaded (2015-07-07) July 7, 2015

(age 11)

The aptly-named Garbage Stew was a Jack Original recipe. As a culinary visionary, Jack came up with the idea of a stew made from simply combining every rotting ingredient in his house and throwing it together in his crockpot. Jack was generous enough to even give the viewer his own Garbage Stew recipe, since he thought it was good enough to recreate.

Ingredients

(Requirements - all ingredients must be rotting.)

  • Sirloin Steak
  • smoked hot dogs
  • smoked turkey
  • Bacon
  • sweet potatoes
  • lime
  • celery
  • baby spinach
  • french cut green "beens"
  • creamed corn
  • jalapeno slices
  • "canjun" seasoning
  • diced green chilis
  • 1 beer
  • 1 jar of salsa
  • 1 jar of roasted red peppers

Directions

  • Cut it all up.
  • Throw in crock pot and cook 4 hours high or 8 hours low

Gallery

  • What many are saying about the stew.

    What many are saying about the stew.

Goat

Goat

The first time Jack couldn't eat something!

Link
Uploaded (2026-05-29) May 29, 2026

(age 0)

On 29 May 2026, Jack attempted to smoke goat. Due to the fact that Jack cannot cook, the goat came out too tough to eat. Jack tried to bite it, went red in the face and then declared goat as a whole to be "unedible" because if this genius, multidisciplinary chef cannot cook it, then it cannot be eaten. Full stop.

Despite many other Jack videos that would be almost universally considered a failure and inedible, Jack has called this the first failed recipe. Some viewers have noted that despite Jack's anti-WOKE stance, he still appears to have bought halal goat with Arabic text on the packaging, leading to concerns that Jack may have gone woke for goat. Jack is yet to comment on this matter. Jack also uses expired yogurt in this recipe.

Jack's Making Something WILD In The Kitchen

Jack's Making Something WILD In The Kitchen

The WILD thing being boiled.

Link
Uploaded (2026-04-04) April 4, 2026

(age 0)

“ Tastes like orange chicken. ”
Jack, on chicken cooked in orange juice.

As the name suggests, Jack did in fact make something WILD in the kitchen on that fateful day of 4 April 2026.[2] Jack being the culinary creative that he is, decided to boil some "jiggum" (chicken) wings in a pot of orange juice then cover them in soy sauce, honey, ketchup and mustard resulting in this yellow abstraction.

Ingredients

  • Chicken: 1 kg (approx. 2 lbs) of chicken wings or drumettes.
  • Simmering Liquid: 1.5 to 2.5 cups of orange juice.
  • Aromatics: 3 cloves of crushed garlic.
  • Dry Seasonings: 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp black pepper, 1 tsp paprika, and 1 tsp dried oregano.
  • Glaze Boosters: 5 tbsp soy sauce, 1 tbsp honey, 1 tbsp ketchup, and 1 tbsp mustard.

Directions

  • Simmer in Juice: Place the chicken wings in a large pot and pour in the orange juice. Cover and cook over medium heat. Cook till gone.
  • Add Aromatics: Add the crushed garlic, salt, pepper, paprika, and oregano. 1/2 cup water. Cover again and simmer for another 5 to 10 minutes to infuse the flavors. Add soy sauce and simmer 15 min.

KETO dishes

Jack holding a waffle shaped omelette.

As a keto leaning individual, Jack has made a variety of different shaped omelettes or pieces of melted cheese that he likes to describe as keto dishes. A noteworthy example would be "Keto Churros" (11 June 2022)[3] - in this particularly disastrous keto recipe for keto leaners or otherwise KETO folks, Jack assembles an omelette including cheese, cinnamon and sugar. This is a deeper cut of Jack's and mostly received positive feedback from Foodjacks (althought it is most likely that Jack deleted any negative comments on his masterpiece).

Lazy Man's Chicken Crumble

Lazy Man's Chicken Crumble
Link
Uploaded (2011-01-07) January 7, 2011

(age 15)

“ This has got to be one of the simplest recipes Jack has shown on the lazy man's series. ”
Jack.

In one of Jack's most stereotypical Jack Recipes, to the point where it even seems like a caricature of his own cooking, Jack constructed a "Chicken Crumble",[4] in which he smeared mayo all over a frozen chicken breast and topped the thing with crouton dust. Jack claims the recipe came from someone named "Jenny Doomsday" (fitting for the recipe in point).

Lazy Man's Lasagna

Lazy Man's Lasagna

The Lazy Man's "Lasagna".

Link
Uploaded (2008-12-06) December 6, 2008

(age 17)

Jack embraced his roots when he decided to put his own spin on the Italian with the Lazy Man's Lasagna. This authentic dish gave average Joe Foodjacks a simple yet effective way to make a lasagna. It even includes Jack's beloved Muzzarell. The dish was just penne pasta mixed with cheese and tomato sauce but was essentially the same as a real lasagna, just made simple.

Ingredients

  • 1 32oz jars of pasta sauce
  • 1/2 large ricotta cheese container
  • 1/2 lb of mozzarella (shredded)
  • 1 lb of mostaccioli or rigatoni

Directions

  • Cook pasta.
  • Drain pasta. Don't cool down. Keep warm.
  • Pour heated sauce into pot that had pasta in it.
  • Add shredded mozzarella. mix in.
  • Add pasta. mix in.
  • Add ricotta cheese. mix in.

Gallery

  • A viewer response to the muzzarell filled lasagna.

    A viewer response to the muzzarell filled lasagna.

Lazy Man's Lobster Pasta

Lazy Man's Lobster Pasta

A red-faced Jack gets ready to chow down.

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Uploaded (2026-06-05) June 5, 2026

(age 0)

Lazy Man's Lobster Pasta is a biohazard from 2026. A classic Jack-style Lazy Man recipe in which Jack constructs a "lobsta basta" dish from spaghetti, premade soup, and langostinos. The recipe was met with a mixed response with some Foodjacks calling the recipe "yummy", while others were disgusted to witness the vulgar, soupy subversion be displayed so unabashedly. Viewers criticised Jack for not salting the pasta water, however one may argue that this was hardly the biggest issue with the supposed dish. Jack heavily promoted the basta on his social medias before it was released, and had spoken about it for weeks before.

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  • Jack fires back at a hater of the lobster pasta.

    Jack fires back at a hater of the lobster pasta.

Lazy Man's Mac and Cheese

Lazy Man's Mac and Cheese

Jack stirring cheese balls and water.

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Uploaded (2024-04-06) April 6, 2024

(age 2)

“ Not bad. ”
Tammy, lying.

The Lazy Man's Mac and Cheese is one of Jack's horrendous and low effort recipes - a real Jack Recipe. This so called "mac and cheese" is made from mixing cheese balls, water and pasta to create some kind of substance.

This particular dish got such a negative response from the viewers that Jack turned off the dislike button; however, surprisingly, this time he left the comments up. In this video, Tammy is forced to try the orange goo and spends a good few seconds procrastinating eating it before she eventually takes a bite. This "dish" is a real slap in the face to the viewer, as it's genuinely insulting.

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  • Jack shows off the ingredients.

    Jack shows off the ingredients.

Lazy Man's Orange Chicken #2

Lazy Man's Orange Chicken #2

Jack points at his orang juggem.

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Uploaded (2022-09-23) September 23, 2022

(age 3)

On 23 September 2022, the sequel to the original Lazy Man's Orange Chicken was released to the public, which Jack and some Foodjacks had deemed too complex to be a Lazy Man recipe. Jack decided to improve on the original dish by making chicken nuggets covered in frozen orange juice, vinegar and ketchup. This recipe is undoubtably a real Jack Recipe. Jack has declared this recipe to be "GUD", although a little tangier than he likes.

As a viewer stated in the comments, ketchup already contains vinegar, making Jack's addition of vinegar meaningless, much like the entire recipe as it sucks. Despite the blatantly low quality of this recipe, even by Lazy Man standards, Jack remains defensive.

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  • Jack pwns a hater who doesn't understand the Lazy Man series.

    Jack pwns a hater who doesn't understand the Lazy Man series.

MEAT CHILI (CARNIVORE SAFE)

MEAT CHILI

The MEET being prepared.

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Uploaded (2024-11-30) November 30, 2024

(age 1)

MEAT CHILI is a superfood FOR THE GUYS and an original Jack Recipe, a carnivore chili made from various unappetising pieces of meat and thrown together in a pot. The meat chili is, in many ways, similar to the seafood chili, both being carnivore chilis that look sickening and are a real displeasure to watch. Jack proceeds to happily shovel this MEAT into his mouth for the viewer. The addition of gizzards makes this recipe particularly stomach-churning.

Ingredients

  • 1LBS BONELESS COUNTRY POK RIBS
  • 1 LBS CARNE ASADA MEAT
  • 8 SLICES OF PRE COOKED BACON
  • 1LBS CHICKEN BREAST TENDERLOIN
  • 1LBS CHICKEN GIZZARDS
  • CONTAINER OF BEEF BONE BROTH
  • 1/2 CUP RED BOAT FISH SAUCE
  • 1 ONION
  • 5 CLOVES OF PELLED GARLIC
  • 1/2 CUP HEAVEY WHIPPING CREAM
  • 1 STICK OF BUTTER
  • 1 PKG OF CREAM CHEESE
  • 3 HARD BOILED EGGS
  • 1 PACKET OF GELATIN
  • 1 TBLSP OF CHILI POWDER
  • 1 TBLSP OF SMOKED PAPRIKA
  • 1 TBLSP OF CUMIN
  • 1 TBLSP OF ITALIAN SEASONING
  • 1 TBLSP OF CINNAMON

Directions

  • BROWN ALL MEAT.
  • SAUTÉ ONION AND GARLIC IN THE BUTTER
  • INSERT ALL MEAT, GARLIC & ONION, SEASONING, CREAM, FISH SAUCE AND GELATIN IN SLOW COOKER FOR 4 HOURS OR PRESSURE COOKER FO 20 MINUTES ON HIGH.
  • Remember to insert meat into this dish if you decide to make it.

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  • Viewers discuss the meat chili.

    Viewers discuss the meat chili.

Pink Chicken

The notorious pink chicken featured in Jack's McCormick Bag 'n Season review.[5]

Jack is perhaps most well known for his trademark "pink chicken", or as he likes to describe it, "gooshing joosy wet jiggum". Over the years, Jack has prepared various recipes featuring his infamous raw chicken that leaks blood everywhere, which has been relentlessly mocked by viewers and received much pushback from those concerned about food safety. Jack, of course, will never admit that his "jiggum" is raw and will most likely continue to cook "rare" chicken.

The pink chicken has come to be a symbol of Jack in general, and one of his most defining characteristics with his cooking.

SALAD NIGHT

SALAD NIGHT
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Uploaded (2009-07-19) July 19, 2009

(age 17)

SALAD NIGHT is a video from the Lazy Man collection in which Jack makes a selection of three Lazy Man "salads". In typical Jack fashion, 2/3 of these salads include heaps of mayo.

These salads were notable for being incredibly low effort, low energy and generally abhorrent, even for a Lazy Man recipe. As with most of his Mayo heavy or otherwise controversial videos, Jack has turned the comments off.

The Salads

  1. Bean Salad (the worst one): This salad consists of cold pork and beans from a can, onion, white vinegar, and two heaping tablespoons of mayo
  2. Tomato Salad: This salad is made from water(?), tomato, "oragano", EVOO, and black pepper
  3. Macaroni Salad: Includes heaping tablespoons of MAYO, macaroni and tomatoes.

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  • Heaping spoons of mayo being added to the classically Italian macaroni salad.

    Heaping spoons of mayo being added to the classically Italian macaroni salad.

  • The bean salad mayo content.

    The bean salad mayo content.

SEAFOOD CHILI (Carnivore)

SEAFOOD CHILI (Carnivore)
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Uploaded (2024-11-22) November 22, 2024

(age 1)

Seafood Chili is a carnivore recipe is famous for it's giant fish chunks and use of fish sauce. Jack appears to use a high quantity of fish sauce in this chili, as he seems to believe that fish sauce is sauce made for fish. Despite the fact this chili is repulsive, Jack still ranks it as a HOMERUN RECIPE.

Ingredients

  • BAG OF TILAPIA FILLETS
  • BAG OF DEVAINED NO TAIL SHRIMP
  • BAG OF CALAMARI RINGS
  • CAN OF CRAB MEAT
  • 1 CONTAINER OF CHICKEN BONE BROTH
  • 1 PKT OF GELATINE
  • 2 TBLSP OF CHILI POWDER
  • 2 TBLSP OF OREGANO
  • 2 TBLSP OF MINCED ONIONS
  • 2 TBLSP OF MINCED GARLIC
  • 1 TBLSP OF CINAMON
  • 1 CUP HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM
  • 2 STICKS BUTTER
  • 1/2 CUP RED BOAT FISH SAUCE
  • 2 TBLSP OF BLACK GARLIC SALT

Directions

  • PUT FILLETS ON COOKIE SHEET. SEASON.
  • COOK TO 145F
  • MELT BUTTER IN STOCK POT
  • SAUTÉ CALAMARI & SHRIMP IN BUTTER.
  • ADD BONE BROTH, ALL SEASONING, CRAB MEAT, RED BOAT SAUCE, CREAM, "GELETIN"
  • SIMMER FOR 15 MINUTES
  • SERVE OVER FILLETS IN BOWL AND ENJOY

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  • A viewer responds to the seafood chili.

    A viewer responds to the seafood chili.

Seafood Pizza

Seafood Pizza

Jack grabs a handful of "jeez" to coat the Seafood Pizza.

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Uploaded (2025-09-05) September 5, 2025

(age 0)

“ I totally understand, seafood pizza isn't for everyone! Give it a try if you're feeling adventurous, you might be pleasantly surprised! ”
Jack (ChatGPT).

The Seafood Pizza, a more recent Jack Recipe, involves Jack making a mountain of cheese and fish chunks. The huge watery fish chunks covered in charcoal stand out as a highlight of the dish. In typical authentic Italian style, Jack once again covers the meat on his pizza with "jeez" (cheese).

Ingredients

  • Pizza dough
  • Rao Sauce
  • Salmon
  • Crab meat
  • Tilapia (big frozen fish chunks)
  • Old Bay seasoning
  • Sauce dough

Directions

  • Put toppings on
  • Season
  • Bake 40 15-20 minutes

Strings and Pegs

Strings and Pegs

Jack plating up some S+P.

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Uploaded (2010-12-17) December 17, 2010

(age 15)

“ Good ol' Aunt Myrna blows us away with another great recipe that is perfect for any occasion. ”
Jack, delusional or lying.

A lesser discussed Aunt Myrna recipe, Strings and Pegs (Dec 17, 2010)[6] was unleashed upon the world. As this is an Aunt Myrna recipe, it is quite putrid.

Strings and pegs is a diseased casserole style dish with "strings" (string beans) and "pegs" (shoepeg corn) in a white sauce topped with Ritz crackers. Much like the Party Cheese Salad, it features pimentos too. S+P is a perfect counterpart to the PCS, as both are awful and absurd.

Strings and Pegs got an overall mixed reaction, but mostly negative. Many have noted the offputting, uncanny nature of S+P.

Directions

  • 1 can of french style green beans strained
  • 1 can of shoe peg white corn drained
  • 9x13 sprayed. mix corn and beans in pan.
  • mix 1/2 cup chopped onion, 1/2 cup sour cream, 1/2 cup pimentos, 1/2 cup grated sharp cheddar, 1 can of cream of celery soup. pour on top.
  • stack of ritz crackers crushed. sprinkle on top.
  • melt stick of butter and pour on top.
  • then 1/2 cup slivered almonds on top of that.
  • bake for 1/2 at 375 and 1/2 at 350

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  • A Foodjack expresses dismay at Strings and Pegs, and laments putting trust in Jack, all while stating a fact about Jack's kitchen.

    A Foodjack expresses dismay at Strings and Pegs, and laments putting trust in Jack, all while stating a fact about Jack's kitchen.

References

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/live/mtyAvDcRJTo?si=b-UG4yhjqdN-IJDW&t=2484
  2. ↑ https://youtu.be/rF4y2FtwGjo?si=3g5mcqv-53k-4IHP
  3. ↑ https://youtu.be/QPoj2rMSaxY?si=SrZ8UVq7ZX2uozDd
  4. ↑ https://youtu.be/ai4dC8wLsaA?si=eHkvB1T-Yjpahgs-
  5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc
  6. ↑ https://youtu.be/K5VNfVONybc?si=j-zm6uSeASF20MxA
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