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Despite this overwhelming medical history, Jack treats each diagnosis like a cosmic joke rather than a consequence, as though his ailments were punchlines in his personal comedy of errors. When his right arm went limp after his fourth stroke, he didn’t blame years of deep-fried indulgence—it was the tap water, the caffeine, or divine intervention. | Despite this overwhelming medical history, Jack treats each diagnosis like a cosmic joke rather than a consequence, as though his ailments were punchlines in his personal comedy of errors. When his right arm went limp after his fourth stroke, he didn’t blame years of deep-fried indulgence—it was the tap water, the caffeine, or divine intervention. | ||
For someone who’s needed numerous surgical interventions to the point Dr. Frankenstein will be jealous, Jack’s denial is practically Olympic-level. While most hear medical warnings as wake-up calls, Jack seems to hear them as background noise—usually drowned out by overly loud intro music of his latest Jack on the Go fast-food review. | For someone who’s needed numerous surgical interventions to the point Dr. Frankenstein will be jealous, Jack’s denial is practically Olympic-level. While most hear medical warnings as wake-up calls, Jack seems to hear them as background noise—usually drowned out by the overly loud intro music of his latest Jack on the Go fast-food review. | ||
==[[Jack and diets|Diets]]== | ==[[Jack and diets|Diets]]== | ||