Scalfani family dogs

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The Scalfanis have owned various dogs throughout the years.

Cupcake

Cupcake was Jack's first known dog from around the California days. According to Joe Chavez, Cupcake got really fat late in its life.

Chief and Luna

Chief and Luna were a pair of labradors adopted for free by Junior and Brianna on 5 February 2022, presumably under the notion that two large dogs would somehow thrive in a small apartment with zero regard for the building’s pet policies. Junior and Brianna, in their infinite wisdom, decided the best course of action after realising they couldn’t keep the dogs was to flip them like rare sneakers. On 11 May, they listed the dogs on Craigslist for $1000—a move that violated both the site’s terms of service and basic common decency. Unsurprisingly, the listing was quickly taken down.

Undeterred by their failed attempt at profiting off living beings, the dynamic duo tried again on 28 May, this time slashing the "price" to $800. Craigslist’s moderators, however, were quick to shut it down once more. The dogs eventually left the Scalfanis' hands by another undisclosed method. One can only hope the dogs ended up in a far better situation—possibly with owners who saw them as pets rather than assets.

HOPE

HOPE is a "purebread" web-footed beagle adopted by Jack in March 2022. Jack later stated he was duped by the breeder.

Zoey

Zoey, also known as ZOE, is the Juniors' pitbull which was adopted in September 2023.

Hashley

Hashley is a "chocolate tri merle micro Thai X American bully" adopted by Garrett on 27 April 2024.