Jackisms

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“	CHURRRREEETZO!	”
Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of 'chorizo'.

Jack often mispronounces words and his numerous strokes may have impaired his language skills across the years. He also frequently misspells words because he relies on a speech-to-text transcriber on his phone. Therefore, Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that he tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.

Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.

The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.

Belpers (Bell Peppers)
Brusketta (Bruschetta)
Buhrrhea (Birria)
Celree (Celery)
Chipotlee/Chipoltay (Chipotle)
Choreetzo (Chorizo)
Coeslaw (Coleslaw)
Colcutts (Cold Cuts)
Coomin (Cumin)
Euro (Gyro)
Fridgerator (Refrigerator)
Gabagaul (Gabagool/Capocollo)
Gooshin' (Gushing)
Gowrlick (Garlic)
Groyer (Gruyère)
Guaheelo (Guajillo)
Gud (Good)
hashBROWNS (Hashbrowns)
Hollapeno (Jalapeño)
Jooz (Juice)
Jussis Gud (Just as good)
Ka-booka (Kombucha)
Kachup (Ketchup)
La-gweentus (Lagunitas IPA Beer)
Lidurlly (Literally)
Maynaze (Mayonnaise)
Melk (Milk)
Mussard (Mustard)
Mutzarell (Mozzarella)
Opaic (Opaque)
Penny (Penne)
Pinni Colada (Piña Colada)
Polar Sausage (Polish Sausage)
Polpork (Pulled Pork)
Purie (Purée)
Regadda (Ricotta)
Sawich/Samwish/Sawish (Sandwich)
Shurger (Sugar)
Simonilla (Salmonella)
Tammytillo (Tomatillo)
Wagoo (Wagyu)
Woofing (Wolfing)