Jackisms
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| Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of 'chorizo'. | ||
Jack often mispronounces words and his numerous strokes may have impaired his language skills across the years. He also frequently misspells words because he relies on a speech-to-text transcriber on his phone. Therefore, Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that he tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.
The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.
| Jackism | Correct Term |
|---|---|
| Alligurr | Alligator |
| Almers | Almonds |
| Belpers | Bell Peppers |
| Brusketta | Bruschetta |
| Buhrrhea | Birria |
| Celree | Celery |
| Chipotlee/Chipoltay | Chipotle |
| Choreetzo | Chorizo |
| Coeslaw | Coleslaw |
| Colcutts | Cold Cuts |
| Coomin | Cumin |
| Euro | Gyro |
| Fridgerator | Refrigerator |
| Gabagaul | Gabagool/Capocollo |
| Gooshin' | Gushing |
| Gowrlick | Garlic |
| Groyer | Gruyère |
| Guaheelo | Guajillo |
| Gud | Good |
| hashBROWNS | Hashbrowns |
| Hollapeno | Jalapeño |
| Jooz | Juice |
| Jussis Gud | Just as good |
| Ka-booka | Kombucha |
| Kachup | Ketchup |
| La-gweentus | Lagunitas IPA Beer |
| Lidurlly | Literally |
| Maynaze | Mayonnaise |
| Melk | Milk |
| Mussard | Mustard |
| Mutzarell | Mozzarella |
| Opaic | Opaque |
| Penny | Penne |
| Pinni Colada | Piña Colada |
| Polar Sausage | Polish Sausage |
| Polpork | Pulled Pork |
| Purie | Purée |
| Putin | Poutine |
| Regadda | Ricotta |
| Sawich/Samwish/Sawish | Sandwich |
| Shurger/Shugur | Sugar |
| Simonilla | Salmonella |
| Tammytillo | Tomatillo |
| Wagoo | Wagyu |
| Woofing | Wolfing |