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Young Earth Creationism

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• Interview with Eric "Independent, temperamental, fundamental, chicken-eatin' Baptist - the dangerous kind" Hovind
• The earth is 6000 years old
• Because the Bible says that God made the world
• There is no way to prove the Earth is millions of years old
• It is impossible for a human mind to conceive of numbers larger than 6000 - and therefore it is impossible for such measurements to exist in reality.
  • The scientific community uses large numbers as a propaganda technique the numbers are designed to be large so that people get confused.
  • We invoke Hitler - "If you're going to tell a lie, tell a big one"
• Big Bang Theory is stupid
• What about dinosaurs?
  • Bible says that the creation of Adam is the beginning
  • Dinosaurs are just lizards that live for a long time. Reptiles never stop growing so if a reptile lives long enough it becomes huge.
  • Also they went extinct because of the flood in Noah's Ark.
• The moon can't be billions of years because scientists say that the moon used to be closer. If we go far back enough in time the Earth and the Moon would be the same object! Stupid scientists! Earth not Moon! Moon is sky!
• Big bangs create big messes - the world is totally not a mess so another crushing logical defeat for science
• There is no evidence for the Big Bang
• Believing in the Big Bang/Evolution is wrong - it is impossible to determine morality outside of the Bible and therefore
• No one has ever seen a dog produce a non-dog - therefore there is no evidence to support evolution.
• It is impossible to determine anything from a fossil outside of the fact that it died.