Jackisms

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“	CHURRRREEETZO!	”
Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of 'chorizo'.

Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.

Jack often mispronounces words and his numerous strokes may have impaired his language skills across the years. He also frequently misspells words because he relies on a speech-to-text transcriber on his phone. Therefore, Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that he tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.

The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.

Jackism	Correct Term
Alligurr	Alligator
Almers	Almonds
Belpers	Bell Peppers
Brusketta	Bruschetta
Buhrrhea	Birria
Celree	Celery
Chipotlee/Chipoltay	Chipotle
Choreetzo	Chorizo
Coeslaw	Coleslaw
Colcutts	Cold Cuts
Coomin	Cumin
Euro	Gyro
Fridgerator	Refrigerator
Gabagaul	Gabagool/Capocollo
Gooshin'	Gushing
Gowrlick	Garlic
Groyer	Gruyère
Guaheelo	Guajillo
Gud	Good
hashBROWNS	Hashbrowns
Hollapeno	Jalapeño
Jooz	Juice
Jussis Gud	Just as good
Ka-booka	Kombucha
Kachup	Ketchup
La-gweentus	Lagunitas IPA Beer
Lidurlly	Literally
Maynaze	Mayonnaise
Melk	Milk
Mussard	Mustard
Mutzarell	Mozzarella
Opaic	Opaque
Penny	Penne
Pinni Colada	Piña Colada
Polar Sausage	Polish Sausage
Polpork	Pulled Pork
Purie	Purée
Putin	Poutine
Regadda	Ricotta
Sawich/Samwish/Sawish	Sandwich
Shurger/Shugur	Sugar
Simonilla	Salmonella
Tammytillo	Tomatillo
Wagoo	Wagyu
Woofing	Wolfing