Jackisms

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“	CHURRRREEETZO!	”
Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of 'chorizo'.

Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.

Jack often mispronounces words and his numerous strokes may have impaired his language skills across the years. He also frequently misspells words because he relies on a speech-to-text transcriber on his phone. Therefore, Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that he tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.

The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.

• Alligurr (Alligator)
• Belpers (Bell Peppers)
• Brusketta (Bruschetta)
• Buhrrhea (Birria)
• Celree (Celery)
• Chipotlee/Chipoltay (Chipotle)
• Choreetzo (Chorizo)
• Coeslaw (Coleslaw)
• Colcutts (Cold Cuts)
• Coomin (Cumin)
• Euro (Gyro)
• Fridgerator (Refrigerator)
• Gabagaul (Gabagool/Capocollo)
• Gooshin' (Gushing)
• Gowrlick (Garlic)
• Groyer (Gruyère)
• Guaheelo (Guajillo)
• Gud (Good)
• hashBROWNS (Hashbrowns)
• Hollapeno (Jalapeño)
• Jooz (Juice)
• Jussis Gud (Just as good)
• Ka-booka (Kombucha)
• Kachup (Ketchup)
• La-gweentus (Lagunitas IPA Beer)
• Lidurlly (Literally)
• Maynaze (Mayonnaise)
• Melk (Milk)
• Mussard (Mustard)
• Mutzarell (Mozzarella)
• Opaic (Opaque)
• Penny (Penne)
• Pinni Colada (Piña Colada)
• Polar Sausage (Polish Sausage)
• Polpork (Pulled Pork)
• Purie (Purée)
• Putin (Poutine)
• Regadda (Ricotta)
• Sawich/Samwish/Sawish (Sandwich)
• Shurger (Sugar)
• Simonilla (Salmonella)
• Tammytillo (Tomatillo)
• Wagoo (Wagyu)
• Woofing (Wolfing)