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* Colcutts (Cold Cuts) | * Colcutts (Cold Cuts) | ||
* Coomin (Cumin) | * Coomin (Cumin) | ||
* Euro (Gyro) | |||
* Fridgerator (Refrigerator) | * Fridgerator (Refrigerator) | ||
* Gabagaul (Gabagool/Capocollo) | * Gabagaul (Gabagool/Capocollo) | ||
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* Jooz (Juice) | * Jooz (Juice) | ||
* Jussis Gud (Just as good) | * Jussis Gud (Just as good) | ||
* Ka-booka (Kombucha) | |||
* Kachup (Ketchup) | * Kachup (Ketchup) | ||
* La-gweentus (Lagunitas IPA Beer) | * La-gweentus (Lagunitas IPA Beer) | ||
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* Penny (Penne) | * Penny (Penne) | ||
* Pinni Colada (Piña Colada) | * Pinni Colada (Piña Colada) | ||
* Polar Sausage (Polish Sausage) | |||
* Polpork (Pulled Pork) | * Polpork (Pulled Pork) | ||
* Purie (Purée) | * Purie (Purée) | ||
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* Sawich/Samwish/Sawish (Sandwich) | * Sawich/Samwish/Sawish (Sandwich) | ||
* Shurger (Sugar) | * Shurger (Sugar) | ||
* | * Simonilla (Salmonella) | ||
* | * Tammytillo (Tomatillo) | ||
* Wagoo (Wagyu) | * Wagoo (Wagyu) | ||
* Woofing (Wolfing) | * Woofing (Wolfing) | ||
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Jack often mispronounces words and his numerous strokes may have impaired his language skills across the years. He also frequently misspells words because he relies on a speech-to-text transcriber on his phone. Therefore, Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that he tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.
The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.
- Belpers (Bell Peppers)
- Brusketta (Bruschetta)
- Buhrrhea (Birria)
- Celree (Celery)
- Chipotlee/Chipoltay (Chipotle)
- Choreetzo (Chorizo)
- Coeslaw (Coleslaw)
- Colcutts (Cold Cuts)
- Coomin (Cumin)
- Euro (Gyro)
- Fridgerator (Refrigerator)
- Gabagaul (Gabagool/Capocollo)
- Gooshin' (Gushing)
- Gowrlick (Garlic)
- Groyer (Gruyère)
- Guaheelo (Guajillo)
- Gud (Good)
- hashBROWNS (Hashbrowns)
- Hollapeno (Jalapeño)
- Jooz (Juice)
- Jussis Gud (Just as good)
- Ka-booka (Kombucha)
- Kachup (Ketchup)
- La-gweentus (Lagunitas IPA Beer)
- Lidurlly (Literally)
- Maynaze (Mayonnaise)
- Melk (Milk)
- Mussard (Mustard)
- Mutzarell (Mozzarella)
- Opaic (Opaque)
- Penny (Penne)
- Pinni Colada (Piña Colada)
- Polar Sausage (Polish Sausage)
- Polpork (Pulled Pork)
- Purie (Purée)
- Regadda (Ricotta)
- Sawich/Samwish/Sawish (Sandwich)
- Shurger (Sugar)
- Simonilla (Salmonella)
- Tammytillo (Tomatillo)
- Wagoo (Wagyu)
- Woofing (Wolfing)