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* Colcutts (Cold Cuts)
* Colcutts (Cold Cuts)
* Coomin (Cumin)
* Coomin (Cumin)
* Euro (Gyro)
* Fridgerator (Refrigerator)
* Fridgerator (Refrigerator)
* Gabagaul (Gabagool/Capocollo)
* Gabagaul (Gabagool/Capocollo)
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* Jooz (Juice)
* Jooz (Juice)
* Jussis Gud (Just as good)
* Jussis Gud (Just as good)
* Ka-booka (Kombucha)
* Kachup (Ketchup)
* Kachup (Ketchup)
* La-gweentus (Lagunitas IPA Beer)
* La-gweentus (Lagunitas IPA Beer)
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* Penny (Penne)
* Penny (Penne)
* Pinni Colada (Piña Colada)
* Pinni Colada (Piña Colada)
* Polar Sausage (Polish Sausage)
* Polpork (Pulled Pork)
* Polpork (Pulled Pork)
* Purie (Purée)
* Purie (Purée)
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* Sawich/Samwish/Sawish (Sandwich)
* Sawich/Samwish/Sawish (Sandwich)
* Shurger (Sugar)
* Shurger (Sugar)
* Simon-illa (Salmonella)
* Simonilla (Salmonella)
* Tammy-tillo (Tomatillo)
* Tammytillo (Tomatillo)
* Wagoo (Wagyu)
* Wagoo (Wagyu)
* Woofing (Wolfing)
* Woofing (Wolfing)

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CHURRRREEETZO!
Jack, being confidently wrong in his pronounciation of 'chorizo'.
Strokes have impeded Jack's ability to pronounce words like a coherent person.

Jack often mispronounces words and his numerous strokes may have impaired his language skills across the years. He also frequently misspells words because he relies on a speech-to-text transcriber on his phone. Therefore, Jackisms are misspellings, mispronunciations, and even phrases that he tends to repeat ad-nauseam, all of which are unique to Jack.


The following is a comprehensive, but ever expanding, dictionary of Jackisms that are seen and heard on his Youtube shows and social media posts.

  • Belpers (Bell Peppers)
  • Brusketta (Bruschetta)
  • Buhrrhea (Birria)
  • Celree (Celery)
  • Chipotlee/Chipoltay (Chipotle)
  • Choreetzo (Chorizo)
  • Coeslaw (Coleslaw)
  • Colcutts (Cold Cuts)
  • Coomin (Cumin)
  • Euro (Gyro)
  • Fridgerator (Refrigerator)
  • Gabagaul (Gabagool/Capocollo)
  • Gooshin' (Gushing)
  • Gowrlick (Garlic)
  • Groyer (Gruyère)
  • Guaheelo (Guajillo)
  • Gud (Good)
  • hashBROWNS (Hashbrowns)
  • Hollapeno (Jalapeño)
  • Jooz (Juice)
  • Jussis Gud (Just as good)
  • Ka-booka (Kombucha)
  • Kachup (Ketchup)
  • La-gweentus (Lagunitas IPA Beer)
  • Lidurlly (Literally)
  • Maynaze (Mayonnaise)
  • Melk (Milk)
  • Mussard (Mustard)
  • Mutzarell (Mozzarella)
  • Opaic (Opaque)
  • Penny (Penne)
  • Pinni Colada (Piña Colada)
  • Polar Sausage (Polish Sausage)
  • Polpork (Pulled Pork)
  • Purie (Purée)
  • Regadda (Ricotta)
  • Sawich/Samwish/Sawish (Sandwich)
  • Shurger (Sugar)
  • Simonilla (Salmonella)
  • Tammytillo (Tomatillo)
  • Wagoo (Wagyu)
  • Woofing (Wolfing)