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The | The ''Cooking With Jack Show'' has a weirdly sexual vibe, with Jack moaning with his eyes closed and stuffing his mouth often while eating on camera. Jack seems to derive great pleasure from being seen stuffing his face with meat in particular on his show. Outside of food however, Jack seems to have little desire in actual intercourse, and rarely, if ever, mentions it. | ||
== | ==Jack's view== | ||
In an early episode of ''[[F as in Frank]]'', Jack states that he believes sexuality to be a choice, which has famously been proven wrong. Jack believes that he has simply chosen to be straight.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdVaXElbqI8&t=209s</ref> | |||
== | ==Heterosexuality== | ||
[ | It is an undeniable fact that Jack had engaged in intercourse with women at least twice; once with ex-wife Karen to create [[Garrett Scalfani|Garrett]], and once with [[Tammy Scalfani|Tammy]] to create [[Jack Scalfani II|Junior]]. | ||
Jack also gets weirdly giddy while on the subject of Junior and [[Brianna Scalfani|Brianna]] having sex (A weird thing to discuss in itself), with him happily declaring that they had "pulled the goalies like a year ago".<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Odh8YZYeU</ref> | |||
==Homosexuality== | |||
There is an unmistakably homo-erotic overtone that pervades much of Jack's content. From the obsession with meat and shoving it into his mouth, to his mystifying ability to circularize his lips, to the frigid relationship he has with his wife: Jack frequently appears to display repressed homosexual desires. Now, that itself is not interesting, what is interesting is that Jack will insist he is far too Christian to be tainted by such ill-borne desires, as he would put it. In various ''Jack on the Go'' videos, he appears to get ''real'' close to [[Paul Dillon|Paul]] and other male guests, showing much more emotion and happiness that he ever does while hanging out with his own wife. | |||
==Gastrosexuality== | |||
[[File:Grill smooch.jpg|thumb|A prime example of Jack's gastrosexuality on display: this picture of him smooching a grill while giving the camera fuck-me eyes. This is proudly displayed on the Z-Grills website, by the way.<ref>https://www.zgrills.com/pages/ambassador-jack-scalfani</ref>]] | |||
Gastrosexuality is a term used by detractors to describe Jack's tendency to exhibit near-sexual pleasure from eating. He rolls back his eyes on a few occasions, moans several times after taking a bite, and generally displays an overtly “horny” attitude towards food. | |||
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The Cooking With Jack Show has a weirdly sexual vibe, with Jack moaning with his eyes closed and stuffing his mouth often while eating on camera. Jack seems to derive great pleasure from being seen stuffing his face with meat in particular on his show. Outside of food however, Jack seems to have little desire in actual intercourse, and rarely, if ever, mentions it.
Jack's view
In an early episode of F as in Frank, Jack states that he believes sexuality to be a choice, which has famously been proven wrong. Jack believes that he has simply chosen to be straight.[1]
Heterosexuality
It is an undeniable fact that Jack had engaged in intercourse with women at least twice; once with ex-wife Karen to create Garrett, and once with Tammy to create Junior.
Jack also gets weirdly giddy while on the subject of Junior and Brianna having sex (A weird thing to discuss in itself), with him happily declaring that they had "pulled the goalies like a year ago".[2]
Homosexuality
There is an unmistakably homo-erotic overtone that pervades much of Jack's content. From the obsession with meat and shoving it into his mouth, to his mystifying ability to circularize his lips, to the frigid relationship he has with his wife: Jack frequently appears to display repressed homosexual desires. Now, that itself is not interesting, what is interesting is that Jack will insist he is far too Christian to be tainted by such ill-borne desires, as he would put it. In various Jack on the Go videos, he appears to get real close to Paul and other male guests, showing much more emotion and happiness that he ever does while hanging out with his own wife.
Gastrosexuality
Gastrosexuality is a term used by detractors to describe Jack's tendency to exhibit near-sexual pleasure from eating. He rolls back his eyes on a few occasions, moans several times after taking a bite, and generally displays an overtly “horny” attitude towards food.