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HordGrylls at 01:35, 19 April 2026

2026-04-19T01:35:50Z

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	; Cameltoe Spoon		; Cameltoe Spoon
	: A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.		: A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
			[[File:CU Piggy Apron.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|right\|CU Piggy in the flesh.]]
	; CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>		; CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>
	: A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.		: A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.

HordGrylls at 22:33, 18 April 2026

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-A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist.
+A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst Scalfani observers. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist.
 You might find these terms be used around CWJki articles.
-==Glossary==
+==General lolcow terms==
 ; Cameltoe Spoon
 : A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
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 ; Jerking Off Ten Guys
 : An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''.
 ; Jim Traynor
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 ; Murderchurch
 : A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
 ; Rapechurch
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 ; Steam glove
 : Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
 ; WIKI WIKI

HordGrylls at 22:04, 18 April 2026

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	A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community. Not to be confused with [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist. You might find these terms be used in CWJki articles.		A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community. Not to be confused with Jack's own linguistic marvels, [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist.

			You might find these terms be used around CWJki articles.

	==Glossary==		==Glossary==
	~~{\| class="collapsible" style="width:100%; text-align: left;"~~		; Cameltoe Spoon
	~~! style="background-color:#ffffff;" \|~~		: A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
	\|-
	\|		; CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>
	;Cameltoe Spoon		: A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
	~~<blockquote>~~
	A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.		; Double Intamnity
	~~</blockquote>~~		: A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.
	;CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>
	~~<blockquote>~~		; [[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality\|Gastrosexuality]]
	A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.		: Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;Double Intamnity		; Grill Graveyard
	~~<blockquote>~~		: The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.
	A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.
	~~</blockquote>~~		; Floppy Bowl
	;[[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality\|Gastrosexuality]]		: A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
	~~<blockquote>~~
	Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.		; Jerking Off Ten Guys
	~~</blockquote>~~		: An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go\|JOTG]]''.
	;Grill Graveyard
	~~<blockquote>~~		; Jim Traynor
	The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.		: A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;Floppy Bowl		; Meat booger
	~~<blockquote>~~		: A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in.
	A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
	~~</blockquote>~~		; Meat Marine
	;Jerking Off Ten Guys		: A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.
	~~<blockquote>~~
	An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go\|JOTG]]''.		; Mommywife
	~~</blockquote>~~		: A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.
	;Jim Traynor
	~~<blockquote>~~		; Murderchurch
	A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back.		: A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;Meat booger		; Phonebooking
	~~<blockquote>~~		: A more polite term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
	A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in.
	~~</blockquote>~~		; Rapechurch
	;Meat Marine		: A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
	~~<blockquote>~~
	A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.		; Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small>
	~~</blockquote>~~		: Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.
	;Mommywife
	~~<blockquote>~~		; Steam glove
	A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.		: Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;Murderchurch		; WIKI WIKI
	~~<blockquote>~~		: An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.
	A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;Phonebooking
	~~<blockquote>~~
	A more polite term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;Rapechurch
	~~<blockquote>~~
	A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small>
	~~<blockquote>~~
	Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;Steam glove
	~~<blockquote>~~
	Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	;WIKI WIKI
	~~<blockquote>~~
	An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.
	~~</blockquote>~~
	\|}

	==References==		==References==
	{{reflist}}		{{reflist}}

HordGrylls at 21:12, 18 April 2026

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	A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community.		A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community. Not to be confused with [[Jackisms]], though some overlap does exist. You might find these terms be used in CWJki articles.

			==Glossary==
	{\| class="collapsible" style="width:100%; text-align: left;"		{\| class="collapsible" style="width:100%; text-align: left;"
	! style="background-color:#ffffff;" \|		! style="background-color:#ffffff;" \|
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	;Meat booger		;Meat booger
	<blockquote>		<blockquote>
	A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts on cooking vessels to assess ~~the~~ temperature before dumping ingredients in.		A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts in cooking vessels to assess their temperature before dumping ingredients in.
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
	;Meat Marine		;Meat Marine
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	A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.		A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
	;Scalfaniverse		;Scalfaniverse / Scalfani Cinematic Universe <small>(SCU)</small>
	<blockquote>		<blockquote>
	~~A term encompassing~~ Jack's family and friend circle.		Two nicknames referring to Jack's extended family and friend circle.
	</blockquote>		</blockquote>
	;Steam glove		;Steam glove

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A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
;CU Piggy (Pronounced "See-You Piggy")
A piggy..."

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A non-exhaustive glossary of terms commonplace amongst the Scalfani observer community.

{| class="collapsible" style="width:100%; text-align: left;"
! style="background-color:#ffffff;" |
|-
|
;Cameltoe Spoon
<blockquote>
A red plastic stirring spoon often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. It has a cutout in the handle for slotting it onto pots, which looks like a woman's cooch.
</blockquote>
;CU Piggy <small>(Pronounced "See-You Piggy")</small>
<blockquote>
A piggy bank depicting Patrick Star from ''SpongeBob SquarePants''<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/160fhw/saw_this_at_walmart_at_first_i_thought_why_is/</ref> which often appears as a prop in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
</blockquote>
;Double Intamnity
<blockquote>
A play on the 1944 film ''Double Indemnity''. Refers to a theory of Tammy possibly trying to kill Jack, whether directly or indirectly, in order to quickly collect his life insurance.
</blockquote>
;[[Jack and sexuality#Gastrosexuality|Gastrosexuality]]
<blockquote>
Sexual attraction to food, which Jack appears to exhibit often.
</blockquote>
;Grill Graveyard
<blockquote>
The wood deck at [[157 Trail Ridge Drive]] which was used by Jack to hoard old grills, reaching 20+ grills at one point.
</blockquote>
;Floppy Bowl
<blockquote>
A floppy red plastic bowl often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos.
</blockquote>
;Jerking Off Ten Guys
<blockquote>
An alternative interpretation of ''[[Jack on the Go|JOTG]]''.
</blockquote>
;Jim Traynor
<blockquote>
A fictional character named after "gym trainer" who fucks [[Tammy]] behind Jack's back.
</blockquote>
;Meat booger
<blockquote>
A small blob of ground meat Jack often puts on cooking vessels to assess the temperature before dumping ingredients in.
</blockquote>
;Meat Marine
<blockquote>
A fictional character of a seasoned soldier fighting in the FOOD WARS.
</blockquote>
;Mommywife
<blockquote>
A mock nickname for Tammy, who often acts like a babysitter for Jack.
</blockquote>
;Murderchurch
<blockquote>
A nickname for [[Cornerstone Church]], whose former pastor Maury Davis is a convicted murderer.
</blockquote>
;Phonebooking
<blockquote>
A more polite term for the act of unmasking a person online, using public information derived from their social media posts and available databases.
</blockquote>
;Rapechurch
<blockquote>
A nickname for [[Long Hollow Church]], where a summer intern was arrested for statutory rape.
</blockquote>
;Scalfaniverse
<blockquote>
A term encompassing Jack's family and friend circle.
</blockquote>
;Steam glove
<blockquote>
Red rubber glove often seen in ''Cooking with Jack'' videos. The name was later used by a YouTube chat troll.
</blockquote>
;WIKI WIKI
<blockquote>
An onomatopoeia for the record scratch sound at the beginning of the old ''Cooking with Jack'' intro. Also used as an alternative name for the CWJki.
</blockquote>
|}

==References==
{{reflist}}