CWJKI:FAQ - Revision history

HordGrylls at 01:06, 26 January 2026

2026-01-26T01:06:50Z

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	; Where can I contact the wiki staff?		; Where can I contact the wiki staff?
	: Discussion regarding the wiki happens on the ''[[Aunt Myrna's Parlour]]'' Discord server. You can also contact the owner directly at [mailto:givemewikiwiki@gmail.com givemewikiwiki@gmail.com], where you may apply for a CWJki account.		: Discussion regarding the wiki happens on the [[Aunt Myrna's Parlour]] Discord server. You can also contact the owner directly at [mailto:givemewikiwiki@gmail.com givemewikiwiki@gmail.com], where you may apply for a CWJki account.

	; I want to start editing. How do?		; I want to start editing. How do?
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	; Why can't I open any of the Discord links in the references?		; Why can't I open any of the Discord links in the references?
	: All current Discord links lead to ''[[Aunt Myrna's Parlour]]''; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord, since the latter can get nuked at any moment. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord image links eventually expire). Rest assured that archives of the server have been made, that will likely get released in the event of its demise.		: All current Discord links lead to [[Aunt Myrna's Parlour]]; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord, since the latter can get nuked at any moment. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord image links eventually expire). Rest assured that archives of the server have been made, that will likely get released in the event of its demise.

	; Is this wiki affiliated with the [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?		; Is this wiki affiliated with the [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?

HordGrylls at 00:35, 26 January 2026

2026-01-26T00:35:55Z

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	==About Jack==		==About Jack==
	; Who exactly is Jack?		; Who exactly is Jack?
	: Jack Scalfani is a cooking YouTuber who found success in the early days of the platform around 2008-2014, but has since become irrelevant as actually competent chefs entered the scene. Jack is a man of grand delusions, having endured several strokes due to his terrible eating habits, regularly buys expensive toys out of his resentful wife's pocket while hardly earning pennies a year himself, is '''fat''', and justifies not having learned basic cooking techniques in decades by "~~just~~ being a regular Joe". For more information, see [[Jack Scalfani\|Jack]]'s page.		: Jack Scalfani is a cooking YouTuber who found success in the early days of the platform around 2008-2014, but has since become irrelevant as actually competent chefs entered the scene. Jack is a man of grand delusions, having endured several strokes due to his terrible eating habits, regularly buys expensive toys out of his resentful wife's pocket while hardly earning pennies a year himself, abuses his family, is '''fat''', and justifies not having learned basic cooking techniques in decades by "being a regular Joe". For more information, see [[Jack Scalfani\|Jack]]'s page.

	; Did Jack really choke out his son?		; Did Jack really choke out his son?
	: According to Jack himself, yes. As told on the [[Sunday Evening Coffee\|''Sunday Evening Coffee'' podcast]], Jack choked out his older son, [[Garrett Scalfani\|Garrett]] '''(and not [[Jack Scalfani II\|Jack Junior]], the one often seen in videos)''', at least twice before 2015, supposedly due to Garrett showing weed-induced violent behavior towards him and Tammy. Garrett no longer lives with Jack, and ~~hasn't~~ for a decade now.		: According to Jack himself, yes. As told on the [[Sunday Evening Coffee\|''Sunday Evening Coffee'' podcast]], Jack choked out his older son, [[Garrett Scalfani\|Garrett]] ''<u>(and not [[Jack Scalfani II\|Jack Junior]], the one often seen in videos)</u>'', at least twice before 2015, supposedly due to Garrett showing weed-induced violent behavior towards him and Tammy. Garrett no longer lives with Jack, and he has not for a decade now.

	; How many strokes has Jack ~~really~~ had?		; How many strokes has Jack had?
	: Jack claims only having three strokes. Two additional strokes have been identified through Jack's blog posts, though Jack seemingly does not count these, as one was a TIA (transient ischemic attack), and the other he refused to get properly diagnosed for. The Jack detractor community does count these strokes, tallying up to ~~'''~~five strokes~~'''~~. For more info, check out [[the strokes]] page.		: Jack claims only having three strokes. Two additional strokes have been identified through Jack's blog posts, though Jack seemingly does not count these, as one was a TIA (transient ischemic attack), and the other he refused to get properly diagnosed for. The Jack detractor community does count these strokes, tallying up to <u>five strokes</u>. For more info, check out [[the strokes]] page.

	; Why is Jack's right arm floppy like that?		; Why is Jack's right arm floppy like that?
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	; Why does Jack sound like THAT recently?		; Why does Jack sound like THAT recently?
	: One of Jack's vocal cords has become paralyzed sometime after the [[fifth stroke]]. He's never made a proper attempt at regaining it, either.		: One of Jack's vocal cords has become paralyzed sometime after the [[fifth stroke]]. He has never made a proper attempt at regaining it, either.

	; I've heard Jack sold barbeque sauce. Is it still on sale? Is it bad?		; I've heard Jack sold barbeque sauce. Is it still on sale? Is it bad?
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	; Where can I contact the wiki staff?		; Where can I contact the wiki staff?
	: Discussion regarding the wiki happens on the ''[~~https://discord.gg/qyJxASsGvr~~ Aunt Myrna's Parlour]'' Discord server. You can also contact the owner directly at [mailto:givemewikiwiki@gmail.com givemewikiwiki@gmail.com], where you may apply for a CWJki account.		: Discussion regarding the wiki happens on the ''[[Aunt Myrna's Parlour]]'' Discord server. You can also contact the owner directly at [mailto:givemewikiwiki@gmail.com givemewikiwiki@gmail.com], where you may apply for a CWJki account.

	; I want to start editing. How do?		; I want to start editing. How do?
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	; Why can't I open any of the Discord links in the references?		; Why can't I open any of the Discord links in the references?
	: All current Discord links lead to ''Aunt Myrna Parlour''; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord, the latter ~~could~~ get nuked at any moment. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord ~~no longer allows direct~~ image ~~linking~~). Rest assured that archives of the server have been made, that will likely get released in the event of its demise.		: All current Discord links lead to ''[[Aunt Myrna's Parlour]]''; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord, since the latter can get nuked at any moment. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord image links eventually expire). Rest assured that archives of the server have been made, that will likely get released in the event of its demise.

	; Is this wiki affiliated with [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?		; Is this wiki affiliated with the [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?
	: No~~. Although some of our editors may post there, the CWJki is not officially affiliated with Kiwi Farms, nor do the opinions of the Kiwi Farms userbase reflect that of the CWJki or vice versa~~.		: No.

	; Is this wiki affiliated with the [https://sonichu.com CWCki]?		; Is this wiki affiliated with the [https://sonichu.com CWCki]?

HordGrylls: This page still kinda sucks.

2025-06-26T00:35:09Z

This page still kinda sucks.

HordGrylls at 23:03, 25 April 2025

2025-04-25T23:03:28Z

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	; How many strokes has Jack really had?		; How many strokes has Jack really had?
	: Jack claims only having three strokes. Two additional strokes have been identified through Jack's blog posts, though Jack seemingly does not count these, as one was a TIA (transient ischemic attack), and the other he refused to get properly diagnosed for. The Jack detractor community ~~dpes~~ count ~~thsee~~ strokes, tallying up to '''five strokes'''. For more info, check out [[the strokes]] page.		: Jack claims only having three strokes. Two additional strokes have been identified through Jack's blog posts, though Jack seemingly does not count these, as one was a TIA (transient ischemic attack), and the other he refused to get properly diagnosed for. The Jack detractor community does count these strokes, tallying up to '''five strokes'''. For more info, check out [[the strokes]] page.

	; Why is Jack's right arm floppy like that?		; Why is Jack's right arm floppy like that?
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	; I've heard Jack sold barbeque sauce. Is it still on sale? Is it bad?		; I've heard Jack sold barbeque sauce. Is it still on sale? Is it bad?
	: Jack did sell a line of sauces that he narcissistically called ''[[The Best Sauces\|The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste]]'', which included a barbeque sauce. It is no longer available as, according to Jack, the sauce's manufacturer went under during the COVID-19 pandemic. When it was still available, there were mixed reviews about it; there was no concensus on the sauce's quality among critics, with some even liking it.		: Jack did sell a line of sauces that he narcissistically called ''[[The Best Sauces\|The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste]]'', which included a barbeque sauce. It is no longer available as, according to Jack, the sauce's manufacturer went under during the COVID-19 pandemic. When it was still available, there were mixed reviews about it; there was no clear concensus on the sauce's quality among critics, with some even liking it.

	; Jack is fat, but how fat exactly?		; Jack is fat, but how fat exactly?

HordGrylls at 22:43, 25 April 2025

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	; Did Jack really choke out his son?		; Did Jack really choke out his son?
	: According to Jack himself, yes. As told on the [[Sunday Evening Coffee\|''Sunday Evening Coffee'' podcast]], Jack choked out his older son, [[Garrett Scalfani\|Garrett]] '''(and not [[Jack Scalfani II\|Jack Junior]], the one often seen in videos)''', at least twice before 2015, supposedly due to Garrett showing weed-induced violent behavior towards him and Tammy. Garrett no longer lives with Jack, and hasn't for a decade now.		: According to Jack himself, yes. As told on the [[Sunday Evening Coffee\|''Sunday Evening Coffee'' podcast]], Jack choked out his older son, [[Garrett Scalfani\|Garrett]] '''(and not [[Jack Scalfani II\|Jack Junior]], the one often seen in videos)''', at least twice before 2015, supposedly due to Garrett showing weed-induced violent behavior towards him and Tammy. Garrett no longer lives with Jack, and hasn't for a decade now.

			; How many strokes has Jack really had?
			: Jack claims only having three strokes. Two additional strokes have been identified through Jack's blog posts, though Jack seemingly does not count these, as one was a TIA (transient ischemic attack), and the other he refused to get properly diagnosed for. The Jack detractor community dpes count thsee strokes, tallying up to '''five strokes'''. For more info, check out [[the strokes]] page.

	; Why is Jack's right arm floppy like that?		; Why is Jack's right arm floppy like that?
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	; Why does Jack sound like THAT recently?		; Why does Jack sound like THAT recently?
	: One of Jack's vocal cords has become paralyzed sometime after the [[fifth stroke]]. He's never made a proper attempt at regaining it, either.		: One of Jack's vocal cords has become paralyzed sometime after the [[fifth stroke]]. He's never made a proper attempt at regaining it, either.

	~~; How many strokes has Jack really had?~~
	: Jack claims only having three strokes. Two additional strokes have been identified through Jack's blog posts, though Jack seemingly does not count these, as one was a TIA (transient ischemic attack), and the other he refused to get properly diagnosed for. The Jack detractor community dpes count thsee strokes, tallying up to '''five strokes'''. For more info, check out [[the strokes]] page.

	; I've heard Jack sold barbeque sauce. Is it still on sale? Is it bad?		; I've heard Jack sold barbeque sauce. Is it still on sale? Is it bad?

HordGrylls at 22:50, 23 April 2025

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	; I've heard Jack sold barbeque sauce. Is it still on sale? Is it bad?		; I've heard Jack sold barbeque sauce. Is it still on sale? Is it bad?
	: ~~Yes,~~ Jack ~~sold~~ a line of sauces that he narcissistically called ''[[The Best Sauces\|The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste]]'', which included a barbeque sauce. It is no longer available as, according to Jack, the sauce's manufacturer went under during the COVID-19 pandemic. When it was still available, there were mixed reviews about it; there was no concensus on the sauce's quality among critics, with some even liking it.		: Jack did sell a line of sauces that he narcissistically called ''[[The Best Sauces\|The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste]]'', which included a barbeque sauce. It is no longer available as, according to Jack, the sauce's manufacturer went under during the COVID-19 pandemic. When it was still available, there were mixed reviews about it; there was no concensus on the sauce's quality among critics, with some even liking it.

	; Jack is fat, but how fat exactly?		; Jack is fat, but how fat exactly?

HordGrylls: Fuck!

2025-04-23T22:32:09Z

Fuck!

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	; Why is Jack's right arm floppy like that?		; Why is Jack's right arm floppy like that?
	: Jack lost the use of his right arm after his [[~~third~~ stroke]] and never made a serious attempt at regaining it.		: Jack lost the use of his right arm after his [[fourth stroke]] and never made a serious attempt at regaining it.

	; Why does Jack sound like THAT recently?		; Why does Jack sound like THAT recently?

HordGrylls at 21:59, 23 April 2025

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	Here are some questions that ~~will~~ no doubt ~~come to~~ readers' heads upon finding the CWJki.		Here are some questions that are no doubt in readers' heads upon finding the CWJki.

	==About Jack==		==About Jack==

HordGrylls at 20:48, 23 April 2025

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	; Why can't I open any of the Discord links in the references?		; Why can't I open any of the Discord links in the references?
	: All current Discord links lead to ''Aunt Myrna Parlour''; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord no longer allows direct image linking).		: All current Discord links lead to ''Aunt Myrna Parlour''; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord, the latter could get nuked at any moment. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord no longer allows direct image linking).

	; Is this wiki affiliated with [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?		; Is this wiki affiliated with [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?

HordGrylls at 20:44, 23 April 2025

2025-04-23T20:44:46Z

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	; Why does Jack sound like THAT recently?		; Why does Jack sound like THAT recently?
	: One of Jack's vocal cords has ~~been~~ paralyzed sometime after the [[fifth stroke]].		: One of Jack's vocal cords has become paralyzed sometime after the [[fifth stroke]]. He's never made a proper attempt at regaining it, either.

	; How many strokes has Jack really had?		; How many strokes has Jack really had?

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	Here are some questions that ~~are~~ no doubt in readers' heads upon finding the CWJki.		Here are some questions that come no doubt in readers' heads upon finding the CWJki.

	==About Jack==		==About Jack==
	; Who exactly is Jack?		; Who exactly is Jack?
	: Jack Scalfani is a cooking YouTuber who found success in the early days of the platform around 2008-2014, but has since become irrelevant as ~~actual~~ competent chefs entered the scene. Jack is ~~highly delusional~~, ~~had~~ several strokes ~~induced by~~ his eating habits, regularly buys expensive toys out of his resentful wife's pocket while hardly earning a ~~cent~~ himself, is '''fat''', and ~~has never really understood anything about~~ cooking in ~~the first place~~. For more information, see [[Jack Scalfani\|Jack]]'s page.		: Jack Scalfani is a cooking YouTuber who found success in the early days of the platform around 2008-2014, but has since become irrelevant as actually competent chefs entered the scene. Jack is a man of grand delusions, having endured several strokes due to his terrible eating habits, regularly buys expensive toys out of his resentful wife's pocket while hardly earning pennies a year himself, is '''fat''', and justifies not having learned basic cooking techniques in decades by "just being a regular Joe". For more information, see [[Jack Scalfani\|Jack]]'s page.

	; Did Jack really choke out his son?		; Did Jack really choke out his son?
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	: According to Jack himself, he was 245lbs (111.1kg) as of 23 July 2024.<ref>https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1815914372809777599</ref> This is quite hard to believe, though.		: According to Jack himself, he was 245lbs (111.1kg) as of 23 July 2024.<ref>https://x.com/jakatak4/status/1815914372809777599</ref> This is quite hard to believe, though.

	; Has Jack ever held a proper job outside of YouTube ~~bullshittery~~?		; Has Jack ever held a proper job outside of YouTube?
	: Jack verifiably worked as a DJ and radio host ~~during~~ the ~~80s~~ and ~~90s~~. By the 2000s, he had fully transitioned into doing "producer" "work" only.		: Jack has verifiably worked as a DJ and radio host throughout the 1980s and 1990s. By the 2000s, he had fully transitioned into doing "producer" "work" only.

	; Are you sure this all isn't just an elaborate prank by Jack?		; Are you sure this all isn't just an elaborate prank by Jack?
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	; Where can I contact the wiki staff?		; Where can I contact the wiki staff?
	: Discussion regarding the wiki happens on the ''[https://discord.gg/qyJxASsGvr Aunt Myrna's Parlour]'' Discord server. You can also contact the owner directly at [mailto:givemewikiwiki@gmail.com givemewikiwiki@gmail.com], where you may apply for a CWJki account~~. Registrations are currently not open for the public without the owner's approval~~.		: Discussion regarding the wiki happens on the ''[https://discord.gg/qyJxASsGvr Aunt Myrna's Parlour]'' Discord server. You can also contact the owner directly at [mailto:givemewikiwiki@gmail.com givemewikiwiki@gmail.com], where you may apply for a CWJki account.

	; I want to start editing. How do?		; I want to start editing. How do?
	: Once you've received an account from ~~the owner~~, please read and follow the [[CWJKI:Guide\|editing guide]]. You can also access it from the sidebar.		: Once you've received an account from an admin, please read and follow the [[CWJKI:Guide\|editing guide]]. You can also access it from the sidebar.

	; Why can't I open any of the Discord links in the references?		; Why can't I open any of the Discord links in the references?
	: All current Discord links lead to ''Aunt Myrna Parlour''; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord, the latter could get nuked at any moment. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord no longer allows direct image linking).		: All current Discord links lead to ''Aunt Myrna Parlour''; you'll have to join it to use them. We realize this is really dumb. We don't ''want'' the wiki inherently tied to the Discord, the latter could get nuked at any moment. We are discussing hosting this information elsewhere, whether by uploading screenshots of the messages onto the wiki or onto another file host (Note that Discord no longer allows direct image linking). Rest assured that archives of the server have been made, that will likely get released in the event of its demise.

	; Is this wiki affiliated with [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?		; Is this wiki affiliated with [https://kiwifarms.st Kiwi Farms]?
	: No. Although some of our editors may post there, the CWJki is not officially affiliated with Kiwi Farms, nor do the opinions of the Kiwi Farms userbase ~~necessarily~~ reflect that of the CWJki or vice versa.		: No. Although some of our editors may post there, the CWJki is not officially affiliated with Kiwi Farms, nor do the opinions of the Kiwi Farms userbase reflect that of the CWJki or vice versa.

	; Is this wiki affiliated with the [https://sonichu.com CWCki]?		; Is this wiki affiliated with the [https://sonichu.com CWCki]?